Meh rebranding: "mAh: We only sell powerbanks."
13“Welcome to mAh: We only sell powerbanks. And also Bluetooth speakers. And sometimes socks.”
A brand should let the consumer know exactly what to expect. Here at mAh, we sell powerbanks in any form and configuration you could ever conjure up. We have no-frills powerbanks. We have powerbanks built into backpacks. Want a powerbank in your cookie jar? NO PROBLEM! On Tuesdays we change that FM dial to classic rock and offer our super cool “Two for Tuesday” deals! Wait till you see what we have to offer on Black Friday; a 50 pack of powerbanks for the whole family and those weird people at the office you’re not sure what to get. Nothing says “your cubicle etiquette makes me uncomfortable” more than giving a 200 mAh powerbank that takes you from 3% battery to 7%! Oh yes, we also sell Bluetooth speakers, but those are just repurposed powerbanks hooked up to a speaker. The ones that float get a “waterproof” sticker. We only sell powerbanks, until we do not. Then we sell socks. You will only wear these socks once. For those of you that do not lose them to the dryer monster, you can just throw them away. Or use them as mittens, another fantastic innovation we have pioneered here at mAh!
Also, check out our new sister website, “Caffinut!” Just like how we juice up your cell phone, we sell different 50 lb bags of coffee every day to keep you buzzin’. What’s the catch? We only sell our favorite flavor- HAZELNUT! Yum.
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How does renaming the site for Massive Anus Harm work for selling batteries?
Don’t giphy that.
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why not?
/giphy that
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@yakkoTDI I think that was the receipt number on my last IRK.
That was good. You’ve been around long enough to make some accurate observations.
Seems to be working. Both Meh and you remain.
I actually had a shocking moment this week related to a Meh powerbank. Did Meh really sell us those Samsung powerbanks with Qi wireless charging? I think it was 2fer $32 or something.
Well, they are damn good! Immediate recognition of Samsung quality (which is a good thing!). It’s so night-and-day compared to the usual off-brand Meh stuff. I’m not even a Samsung phone user but this worked well for my Apple phone, as it said it would. But they are so nice and really work well.
Arrived with about 30-50% charge (according to tiny LEDs). That is expected, because that is actually the optimum standard for shipping Li-Ion batteries. I charged one unit and took a few hours (I used a slow 5V charger – I assume this could charge faster off of a special charger). I dropped the other one on a table and put my iPhone on it and it started charging (might have had to hit the little power button). Less than an hour later, my phone was charged*, and that was from the “shipping charge” of the second powerbank/charger. The whole way it’s built is just very nice. I trust that these will work well for a long time. Also should be able to charge my Nintendo Switch, though not at fast speed (Nintendo uses a non-standard voltage for fast charge). Very happy. Bring us some more quality stuff!
*[For accuracy, wanted to note my phone was at about 75% to start, so that’s why it could charge up in an hour; otherwise I’m sure it would take a lot longer based on Apple wireless charging speed]