@mflassy That’s total bullshit because i was on site and hit the buy button when the clock changed on the meh a thon and 1 second in they were sold out so how many were sold 2? how about maybe the people who already got one they get banned from the fuko for one year and give other people a chance
If you want to get an idea of how many were cancelled, these were the stats I had after the 4th listing, although this was already after some orders were cancelled. Although you should still get the idea.:
Clearly you could see that quite a few orders got cancelled.
If I were you, I’d send a strongly worded letter to @dave asking for the implementation of a measure which prevents somebody who got a Fuko that day from ordering another one.
@kevanclery Translates to “Unlucky Bag” and contains random items that people usually do not want. Some people get lucky with needing or wanting one of the items they get but that’s rare. Unless you’re willing to throw your money away, I wouldn’t attempt to buy one as you probably will be disappointed when it arrives.
@hchavers I’m here because in spite of promising myself (last year and every year) I’d wrap the family gifts as we bought them, I just finished wrapping at 2am… in one marathon session. And Santa isn’t going to fill those stockings with goodies - somebody else had to.
This drive by is my warm down to hitting the pillow. A real pillow tho.
/lavish-fluttering-cougar
In the spirit of Christmas, I decided to give Meh 10 bucks for their pillows…And I want to wish everyone here the merriest Christmas from Louisville, Kentucky…
@WADEKIND You can buy through that command. Sometimes they give out coupon codes, usually for customer service issues. Sometimes people use coupon codes in buy commands to troll us.
I like how the thread wasn’t even trimmed on the white pillow’s mouth. So meh.
/8ball Do I need these? Cannot predict now
/8ball Do I buy them anyway? My sources say no
/8ball Do I blame the goat? Outlook not so good
/8ball Unblame? Yes definitely
@Pamela I am with you. … I have little self control apparently. That pic of the poor pillows all sealed up in bags? I HAD to save them! They need air to breath!
It worked!
Your order number is: unhurried-distracted-prune
I’m in for one. (obligated-soft-ray) It’s been so long since I’ve wasted any money here… Merry Christmas to all my meh sisters and brothers here in our tiny little corner of the Internet universe. PS. I still don’t know how to do a damn /giphy . If someone wants they can pick out a nice one for me.
@bigtom67 Just start a new line with /giphy, and the rest comes automatically. Do note that the hyphens can make a difference, and if you don’t like what you get, edit and resave your post.
/giphy obligated soft ray
/giphy obligated-soft-ray
These are a perfect example of the kind of useless thing I’d buy. Sadly, I lost my VMP membership and no more free shipping means no more buying things I didn’t really need anyway!
Not exactly an impulse buy…tried to wait and see if they sold out so I could hate myself for procrastinating… ultimately, I took advantage of the VMP last call option so I could hate myself for a different reason.
They came today and they’re so beautiful in their mediocrity that I’m considering cleaning off the couch to display them the way they more or less deserve.
@sammydog01 Now you are making me regret I didn’t buy any. Hey @moose if you haven’t mailed my prize yet…hint hint hint. Unless of course you are sending something even better (grin).
The black one was apparently left on the hardwood floor in the middle of the living room and I accidentally kicked it whilst walking through the living room. It slid for quite a distance and I had thought I kicked our black cat and she was running away.
I emphatically apologized to a pillow today. True story.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
1x White Meh Face
1x Black Meh Face
Pictures
Pillows front
Pillows back
Black front
Black back
Bottle for scale
Thickness
Suffocating
White front
White back
Bottle for scale
Thickness
Suffocating
Merry Christmas!
Warranty
90 Day Mediocre
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Nov 14 - Wednesday, Nov 16
Ho Ho Ho ya filthy animals!
Where’s the fuku?
@jmoor783 Never on Xmas.
@jmoor783
@mflassy That’s total bullshit because i was on site and hit the buy button when the clock changed on the meh a thon and 1 second in they were sold out so how many were sold 2? how about maybe the people who already got one they get banned from the fuko for one year and give other people a chance
@mellowirishgent
These are the numbers for Fuko 18 after orders were cancelled:
First listing: 238 sold.
Second listing: 239 sold.
Third listing: 206 sold.
Fourth listing: 206 sold.
Fifth listing: 128 sold.
Keep in mind that more were sold, but there were quite a few duplicate orders.
@mellowirishgent
If you want to get an idea of how many were cancelled, these were the stats I had after the 4th listing, although this was already after some orders were cancelled. Although you should still get the idea.:
1st listing: 247 sold.
2nd listing: 250 sold.
3rd listing: 247 sold.
4th listing: 247 sold.
Clearly you could see that quite a few orders got cancelled.
If I were you, I’d send a strongly worded letter to @dave asking for the implementation of a measure which prevents somebody who got a Fuko that day from ordering another one.
@mellowirishgent what really is a fuko and why do people want it so badly?
@kevanclery Translates to “Unlucky Bag” and contains random items that people usually do not want. Some people get lucky with needing or wanting one of the items they get but that’s rare. Unless you’re willing to throw your money away, I wouldn’t attempt to buy one as you probably will be disappointed when it arrives.
Cute! But not for me.
/buy
@ConAndLibrarian It worked! Your order number is: racy-bleary-sugarplum
/image racy bleary sugarplum
@ConAndLibrarian And visions of racy-bleary-sugarplums danced in their heads.
Merry Christmas!
Mehrry Christmas all!
/buy --coupon FREESHIZ
@medz It worked! Your order number is: stormy-ghostly-glue
/image stormy ghostly glue
/giphy wasted-wilted-toucan
It doesn’t say "Root Beer not included."
@cengland0 Look closer. That bottle is empty. Do you really want an empty Henry Weinhard’s Rootbeer bottle?
@Flipit looking closely, I see it as an unopened bottle.
@cengland0 look closelyer. It’s a twist off top that I twisted off and drank the contents and replaced the top and shot that pic.
@Flipit okay, you win. This time!
@cengland0 BTW, don’t EVER drink Henry Weinhard’s Rootbeer. After that, every other rootbeer will taste like gasoline, and it is very hard to find.
Let’s face it, these pillows are stuffed.
disappointment… Meh indeed!
/giphy no no no
@somf69 Wow what are the chances of getting that order number!
@awk 50/50. You do or you don’t. Right?
Mehrry Christmas everyone!
wow. these’d really fuck up a blender.
No margaritas for you!
/giphy confused-worthy-river
It doesn’t understand why it’s worthy, and that’s why it’s confused. Fortunately, the river simply is. More fortunately, I’m getting pillows.
Amazing
/giphy sleek-lanky-plant
Yeah, I was hoping for Christmas fuku
@uscpsycho
Even though the Fuku was killed 19 months ago, and there were 5 Fuko listings 3 weeks ago?
@mflassy Bah humbug to you too!
/giphy glowing-worthy-lip
/buy
@candiedisilvio1
Looks like that space got in the way.
@Euniceandrich thanks!!!
No purple?
These are so awful. I must have them!
@swierman Order Number, please.
I for two
/giphy real-encouraging-liquid
Still no Irk plush doll @Dave?
@therealjrn - Or TTM?
Merry Christmas! Cold in MN…no snow!
@radi0j0hn 4 degrees in MT and we’re supposed to get 4 inches of snow on top of the 6 on the ground, a white Christmas!
What is this… snow thing… of which you two speak?
@radi0j0hn Something seen once in several blue moons in Florida.
These are a must buy for sure.
/giphy aspiring-unhappy-nutmeg
/image aspiring-unhappy-nutmeg
Me too for a FUKU… Merry Christmas.
If it came with the 2 beers… maybe
Irk pillow?
/buy --coupon FREESHIZ
@lichme It worked! Your order number is: chapped-addicted-trade
/image chapped addicted trade
@lichme I want MY freeshiz!
I love these!
/giphy fanatical-teachable-side
Where’s my county?
@f00l You mean you can’t see it?
@f00l It’s Texas, who cares?
@mfladd
You do.
Thanks for proving the point.
@f00l is Texas still a state?
Free after the gift bag debacle! Thanks meh and Merry Christmas to all!
/giphy tipsy-alternative-station
/image tipsy-alternative-station
I want a pillow made out of the last (merry Christmas) photo.
I can’t believe my standards have been lowered this badly by the holiday season…
/giphy personable-miraculous-oak
/image personable-miraculous-oak
WTF???
/buy
@therealjrn It worked! Your order number is: boiling-negative-digestion
/image boiling negative digestion
@mediocrebot not sure how “boiling digestion” could be anything except negative, but cheers
Nah.
/buy --coupon SANTASSECRETDEALFORFREESHIZ
@djslack It worked! Your order number is: hurt-lolling-mongoose
/image hurt lolling mongoose
Merry Xmas my fellow Meh-ers your the craziest bunch of people I’ve have the honor of stalking
/buy
@candiedisilvio1 It worked! Your order number is: complex-better-news
/image complex better news
@candiedisilvio1 check your order if you wanted quantity two.
I have no idea why but I’m in for two.
/giphy muddy-trivial-nickel
/image muddy-trivial-nickel
@jbartus becuase it was the standing face of Buffalo fans today
/image aggressive-conscious-smoke
@mikeleemm Hmm…
@Barney
Mhhhh hmmmm
I was hoping to {make weirdly aggressive sexual remarks about women.}
@Felton10 I’m sure that was a lot funnier in your head.
@Felton10 So both sides are reduced to calling each other names? And is this the proper forum?
Good grief! …and Merry Christmas!
@Kyser_Soze both sides? Um…no…us “deplorables” are not name calling here.
@therealjrn
Ok stop pls.
You can skip some baits.
Totally gifting these to a coworker.
Yes, these are my standing Bitch Face!
horrible-opportune-beetle
/giphy rewarding-teachable-mercury
Why are there so many comments on Christmas Eve / Morning? Don’t you people have better things to do?
@hchavers
/giphy No!
@hchavers We were waiting for you to post to tell us what to do. What exactly ARE YOU doing here?
@hchavers
Aside from the fact that not everybody in the world celebrates the same set of holidays (if at all), there are many reasons why people would be here.
https://meh.com/forum/topics/why-are-you-here
Don’t you dare try to Christmas shame us, @hchavers !
/giphy christmas shaming
@hchavers I’m here because in spite of promising myself (last year and every year) I’d wrap the family gifts as we bought them, I just finished wrapping at 2am… in one marathon session. And Santa isn’t going to fill those stockings with goodies - somebody else had to.
This drive by is my warm down to hitting the pillow. A real pillow tho.
#ProcrastinationRules
I don’t even want these… but…
/giphy exponential-delicious-texture
/buy
@excarnate It worked! Your order number is: revered-ocular-air
/image revered ocular air
@mediocrebot The spud wants a set.
#/buy
It seems that doesn’t work…
/buy --coupon FREESHIZ
@mike808 It worked! Your order number is: acid-whimsical-faucet
/image acid whimsical faucet
Merry Christmas to you, too, Meh!
Really went all out on free shipping coupon for VMP autobuys.
Ho Ho Ho fo mo freeshiz.
/buy --coupon FREESHIZ
@Jetlag It worked! Your order number is: mottled-minute-lizard
/image mottled minute lizard
@mediocrebot /cancel
/giphy avoidable-crappy-denial
/buy
@kphilippe It worked! Your order number is: indented-underwhelmed-mint
/image indented underwhelmed mint
@mediocrebot Those look yummy. Can you send those with the pillows?
The spud wants one. Replying to myself didn’t work so…
/buy
@excarnate It worked! Your order number is: overwrought-resplendent-grapefruit
/image overwrought resplendent grapefruit
@mediocrebot 2 orders, 2 bad giphys.
Trying to get a good one:
/giphy overwrought resplendent grapefruit
Well that’s a fail.
@excarnate omfg. If you’ve never seen her educational videos, you must. I was in tears laughing.
/buy
@sjk3 It worked! Your order number is: nervous-uneven-boron
/image nervous uneven boron
/giphy super-excitedly-scrooge
@yakkoTDI
/image super-excitedly-scrooge
/image living-trite-siren
/giphy living-trite-siren
@Pantheist Giphy for the win.
/giphy tiresome-brutal-interest
@vaibhavmanu That was… unexpected.
@stinks Justin Bieber is tiresome, while what happens to him is brutal, it is interesting.
/image tiresome-brutal-interest
This is what happens when I have just the tiniest bit of money to spare…
/giphy advanced-smoggy-parsley
Ordered two pair for the root beers. Merry Christmas y’all.
I don’t get it but I buying two because I’m a fucking idiot …
@mellowirishgent
/giphy fucking idiot
@mellowirishgent
Same tbh
/giphy grumpy-flattering-chili
You gave got to be kidding me. Who buys this stuff?
@unmlobo300 583 of these sold so far.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@unmlobo300
I was surprised they didn’t trip the breaker
@uninflammable “They”? Don’t you mean “we”?
@unmlobo300
@unmlobo300 I can guarantee at least one case of people who have recently had their couch pillows chewed up by their dogs.
@unmlobo300 i thought they were cute
/buy --coupon FREESHIZ
@icehole It worked! Your order number is: punitive-alleged-calcium
/image punitive alleged calcium
I had a coupon for $10 off…thanks to some teeny tiny bags…I had an itchy trigger finger and pulled it when I saw crappy Meh pillows for only $10!
/giphy unmoving-bawdy-assassin
By far the weirdest code I’ve gotten
/lavish-fluttering-cougar
In the spirit of Christmas, I decided to give Meh 10 bucks for their pillows…And I want to wish everyone here the merriest Christmas from Louisville, Kentucky…
@fastharry
/giphy lavish fluttering cougar
@RiotDemon good one…Merry Christmas…thanks!
/giphy classy-hushed-chocolate
hahaha nice try, meh.
/giphy nice try
Bang bang bag , why no giphy?
/image capricious-bipedal-eggnog
She looks confused. She should be impressed I got “eggnog” in my order number.
/buy --coupon FREESHIZ
@npentimone It worked! Your order number is: drastic-untalented-brass
/image drastic untalented brass
Question: I pushed the Meh button today. Do you also push button on days you make a purchase?
@shiftace you push the button every day you’re above ground and taking solid food.
What is this? /buy --coupon FREESHIZ
Sorry @WADEKIND, the /buy command is available to VMP members only.
@therealjrn I meant what is it? I’ve seen a few posts with the /buy.
@WADEKIND You can buy through that command. Sometimes they give out coupon codes, usually for customer service issues. Sometimes people use coupon codes in buy commands to troll us.
@sammydog01 The ‘–coupon FREESHIZ’ is a legit coupon for VMP members to get free shipping on Christmas. Z=>P, not T.
It’s a way for Meh remind VMPers of their appreciation for our monthly VMP fees.
@mike808 Damn I didn’t know and paid for shipping.
@sammydog01 We both get “fucked” again!
@mfladd Fuck.
@sammydog01 It should have been automatically applied! That would have been a present.
@sammydog01 Don’t VMP’s get free shipping anyway?
@mfladd (Did you try the code just to make sure we were being trolled too?)
@Kyser_Soze That’s what they’d love you to think.
@mfladd @sammydog01 Try this.
@narfcake Joke’s on you- I loooove that song.
@mike808 Guess i missed the email? and if you’re vmp don’t you already get free shipping?
@Kyser_Soze @thewynner
Why, yes, we do!
That’s what makes the free shipping coupon code just for VMPs using autobuy so … full of … uh … spirit?
/giphy ravishing-lost-biscuit
/image ravishing-lost-biscuit
brunette-faceted-crowd…second set ordered, late christmas gift…
`
/giphy detailed-white-rice
I like how the thread wasn’t even trimmed on the white pillow’s mouth. So meh.
/8ball Do I need these?
Cannot predict now
My sources say no
Outlook not so good
Yes definitely
/8ball Do I buy them anyway?
/8ball Do I blame the goat?
/8ball Unblame?
@narfcake yeah, I noticed that too. They all have some kind of minor defect. Mostly could be fixed with scissors, but still.
@RiotDemon That one was the most obvious.
/8ball Should I just save the $10 towards another reversible cat plushie I don’t need instead?
Yes definitely
Santa cutting back on the reindeer these days?
/buy --coupon FREESHIZ
@SKostohryz It worked! Your order number is: luminous-devilish-hummingbird
/image luminous devilish hummingbird
/buy
@hems79 It worked! Your order number is: rational-knotty-head
/image rational knotty head
/gify humorous-waiting-boat
/giphy carbonated-preferable-cereal
/buy --coupon FREESHIZ
@mtb002 It worked! Your order number is: unoccupied-overt-coach
/image unoccupied overt coach
I’m pretty sure I will regret this purchase (I need fewer things not more) but I couldn’t stop myself.
@Pamela I am with you. … I have little self control apparently. That pic of the poor pillows all sealed up in bags? I HAD to save them! They need air to breath!
It worked!
Your order number is: unhurried-distracted-prune
I have a large collection of woot monkeys. Most have lost their arms, dried out. I’ve collected as much meh stuff as I can. Can’t give up now.
I’m in for one. (obligated-soft-ray) It’s been so long since I’ve wasted any money here… Merry Christmas to all my meh sisters and brothers here in our tiny little corner of the Internet universe. PS. I still don’t know how to do a damn /giphy . If someone wants they can pick out a nice one for me.
@bigtom67 Just start a new line with /giphy, and the rest comes automatically. Do note that the hyphens can make a difference, and if you don’t like what you get, edit and resave your post.
/giphy obligated soft ray
/giphy obligated-soft-ray
/buy
@mehjohnson It worked! Your order number is: daffy-fiery-zipper
/image daffy fiery zipper
I rarely get here to lurk anymore, but these are my favorite colors in a nearly useless size.
Meh-ry Xmas!
These are a perfect example of the kind of useless thing I’d buy. Sadly, I lost my VMP membership and no more free shipping means no more buying things I didn’t really need anyway!
@mcosby
You don’t sound very sad.
/buy --coupon FREESHIZ
@phendrick It worked! Your order number is: slick-splendid-frame
/image slick splendid frame
Not exactly an impulse buy…tried to wait and see if they sold out so I could hate myself for procrastinating… ultimately, I took advantage of the VMP last call option so I could hate myself for a different reason.
/giphy marvelous-kissable-yoke
They came today and they’re so beautiful in their mediocrity that I’m considering cleaning off the couch to display them the way they more or less deserve.
@mossygreen They were way less mediocre than I expected. So soft and fluffy.
/giphy soft and fluffy
@sammydog01 Holy Crap, you have them? I just got my Solo bag today.
@mfladd My solo bag came days ago. They must like me better.
@sammydog01 Mine came today. So they only like you a little bit more than me.
@sammydog01 Now you are making me regret I didn’t buy any. Hey @moose if you haven’t mailed my prize yet…hint hint hint. Unless of course you are sending something even better (grin).
Got my pillows today! They’re very meh on our glider/rocker in the library!
I got 2 black ones instead of one of each
@lakersfankb81 YOU FOUND THE RARE “BLACK PEARLS” PACKAGE! WINNING! WOO HOO!
@lakersfankb81 Contact support if you haven’t done so yet.
https://meh.com/support
These are on Morningsave if anyone missed them.
@sammydog01 heres the link https://morningsave.com/deals/2-pack-meh-face-pillows
Mommy and daddy are here!
PS black one is thicker
/giphy thicc
Meh, did you overnight these fuckers???
@sohmageek They shipped on December 26. How crazy is that?
Our new rottie puppy loves these!
@wickhameh Photos!!!
@wickhameh Pics or it didn’t happen.
@wickhameh So cute!!! Thanks for sharing.
@wickhameh Aww is it gnawing on the tag?
The black one was apparently left on the hardwood floor in the middle of the living room and I accidentally kicked it whilst walking through the living room. It slid for quite a distance and I had thought I kicked our black cat and she was running away.
I emphatically apologized to a pillow today. True story.
@medz This gave me a big giggle.