Meh does some cool shit.
34After school today I arrived home to three packages. One package was an early order from Shari's Berries that arrived terribly...a soon to be filed CS complaint. The second was an order of nightlight outlets purchased from Meh weeks ago. The last one...a fucking mystery.
Again I retrieve Irk the Impaler my trusty Meh box opening knife and I plunge into the cold tape...inside. Something special. Inside was a note and two small gifts. The first, a cute little ladybug vacuum...Works terribly. The second, a Meta M1 Smartwatch. Wowser, those fuckers at Meh heard my calls of sadness from my overly shitty Fukubukro 7. 
However, in form, I break open the watch packaging only to discover that the fucker is straight up dead. Tried everything I could think of and alas...nothing. Sure enough Meh...this did in fact suck more. Thanks.
Really though..words can't describe how thankful I am that you thought of me. Could have easily said, "welp..sucks to suck"...like the other times before. Instead..you make a valid attempt to make things right and temper my expectations at the same time. Thank you for that. Glad to see my 140 orders and forum loyalty have paid off. I will continue to be a meh.com sucker, I can assure you.
In the future...feel free to send stuff that works and stuff though.. it's not a fukobukuro after all. I get the whole...beggars can't be choosers thing, but damn, a broken watch. Should've just sent me the DJI drone instead.
Appreciate everything you've done and everything I know you'll continue to do,
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Let that bitch charge overnight, yo! Check the charging cable connections real good whilst you're at it, mang.
@medz Dang holms.
@medz Checked and double checked. Its been charging for the past 4 hours with no change. LED light indicator isn't even on... Ill keep it going but the last meta watch i purchased was able to turn on within the first few minutes. Of course i could never get it updated via Meta CS reps so it was discarded for my highly favored Martian.
Alas, i will continue to wait. Hell...im used to waiting. Could probably go professional in that shit.
@studerc What does Meta customer support have to say on the matter?
@connorbush haha..lets just say they are certainly no meh...prompt as fuck...but no meh.
Hello Casey,
Have you tried clipping the power cable to the back of the watch? Sometimes the cable will be loose.
You could also try plugging it into another outlet.
The indicator light doesn't need to be on to show the unit is charging. I do find it odd that you dont see anything on the screen. Screen should power up after only a few minutes.
@studerc Take the watch apart, pull battery out and rub both sides across your jeans to clean it. Reinstall battery and screw watch back together and charge. Worked for me. :)
@kc5rbq that was funny.
Have you tried percussive maintenance?
@DaveInSoCal odd how stuff has become so PC over the years.
Long ago when Japanese cars were rust buckets and generally sucked that was called a "Japanese Speed Wrench".
The LED indicator on my charger lights up without the watch on it. Are you sure you don't just have a bad charging cable?
@mtbm33 damn, shouldn't have thrown out that prior Meta watch.
Wow, if this is a pattern, maybe I need to keep a look out for that pony, or drone, or Sailor Moon book, or Onkyo receiver (it's kinda cold here for a pony delivery though)...
@DMlivezey ahem There will be no pony. Just sayin'.
@DMlivezey Wait a second... Sailor Moon book? You mean the little "Meet Sailor Moon" book that came in Fukus a while back? Because you can have mine.
@Pony yea, that's what i was talkin' about, but it was just a lure to get Meh. thinking I was reasonable ;)
@DMlivezey Aw, okay... and here I thought I was gonna get to do a good deed. (and get rid of that stupid book) ;)
This does mean you'll never complain again, right? It's kind of your thing.
@MEHcus Love you guys, but the CS competition is fierce.
Emailed Shari's Berries regarding my issue. They offered to rush ship the order to still arrive by Valentines and also gave me a $20 credit toward my next purchase for the inconvenience.
You guys gave me a busted watch and a ladybug vacuum. So...its pretty close.
Could always try putting it in the blender and see if it makes it more palatable
@caffeineguy But will it blend?