It is day 1 of my quest to get meh to sell blonde merkins with a black meh face stitched into them. Why oh why won’t they sell meh branded merkins?
So that you can, by wearing one, thereby up your sex appeal?
/giphy sex appeal
Oh Oh one for diversity training.
Don’t worry… I run out of patience easy. I doubt this will last to day 2.
I’ll see a squirrel and get distracted.
@RiotDemon that’s a chipmunk, or at least that’s what it starts out as.
@Mothersnakes the other options I got were chipmunks as well. I’m assuming the people that tag these don’t know the difference. This was weird, so I left it.
Is the squirrel wearing a merkin?
@Mothersnakes no, but I want meh to sell squirrel merkins now.
Do it @mediocrebot.
@mediocrebot @Mothersnakes @OnionSoup a squirken?
@jdude727 @mediocrebot @Mothersnakes @OnionSoup
If we bump this everyday this screams mediocrity
So I just Google image searched Merkin, as I didn’t know what it was…scary stuff!!
/giphy you cannot un-see things
/giphy we want merkins!
/giphy no we don’t!
@moonhat @RiotDemon can we compromise and say we don’t want merkins but we want meh to sell them?
@OnionSoup @RiotDemon sure…
@moonhat @OnionSoup no.
Get in style and be classy:
@phendrick Sorry, didn’t realize I double-posted when I edited – one was off-screen, and then to late to delete or edit again.
@phendrick no worries. Deleted.
@phendrick is there something specific about German armpit hair that makes it different to say… The French or the Swiss?
Would it be inappropriate to point out certain conceptual similarities between merkins and um… pop sockets?
@shahnm Why not get the best of both worlds?
@mike808 @shahnm That photo looks like cat toys. I have a pile of things that look like that all over the apt, and parked where they can find them in the food and water dishes.
I really wish I hadn’t googled to see what this was.
@tnhillbillygal Ditto. Glad I used private browsing.
You know you want them, …
@mike808 oh my god those are fab!
Well we made it to day 2. Think meh is already ordering for us?
To be honest, the phone merkins would probably actually sell a few copies.
OMG, please stop this. You haven’t considered the consequences, if Meh were to sell merkins, they might have Irk model them. The horror, the horror. A never-ending, waking fever dream.
@Mothersnakes I now have a new bucket item list. See Irk in a Merkin.
@Mothersnakes @OnionSoup So, a mIRKin. shudder
/image phone wig
I thought this was for Flerkens.
I am reluctantly bumping this, because I feel like owe the merkin manufacrers of the world at least a week of protest before giving up.
They have families to support.
I thought it was gherkins
The tassels on today’s product could be mistaken as crude merkins, but they’re not meh branded.
Did someone say Perkins?
For that special someone who has everything, …
Nothing satisfies more than a mouthful of Velvet Merkin.
Ah, Sir Patrick Stewart, my good man. Perchance might ye let fall some dank rhymes on thee?
I’m still protesting the lack of merkins… I’m just more apathetic about it than noodles was about pop sockets, which could be in part because he really wanted the pop sockets and I’m just being awkward for the sake of it.