@Mothersnakes the other options I got were chipmunks as well. I’m assuming the people that tag these don’t know the difference. This was weird, so I left it.
OMG, please stop this. You haven’t considered the consequences, if Meh were to sell merkins, they might have Irk model them. The horror, the horror. A never-ending, waking fever dream.
@mike808@shahnm That photo looks like cat toys. I have a pile of things that look like that all over the apt, and parked where they can find them in the food and water dishes.
I’m still protesting the lack of merkins… I’m just more apathetic about it than noodles was about pop sockets, which could be in part because he really wanted the pop sockets and I’m just being awkward for the sake of it.
So I just Google image searched Merkin, as I didn’t know what it was…scary stuff!!
/giphy you cannot un-see things
Don’t worry… I run out of patience easy. I doubt this will last to day 2.
I’ll see a squirrel and get distracted.
@OnionSoup
/giphy squirrel
@RiotDemon that’s a chipmunk, or at least that’s what it starts out as.
@Mothersnakes the other options I got were chipmunks as well. I’m assuming the people that tag these don’t know the difference. This was weird, so I left it.
I really wish I hadn’t googled to see what this was.
@tnhillbillygal Ditto. Glad I used private browsing.
You know you want them, …
Strap-on Phone Mehrkins
Strap-on Phone Mehrkin
Full Frontal Edition
@mike808 oh my god those are fab!
Is the squirrel wearing a merkin?
@Mothersnakes no, but I want meh to sell squirrel merkins now.
Do it @mediocrebot.
@mediocrebot @Mothersnakes @OnionSoup a squirken?
@jdude727 @mediocrebot @Mothersnakes @OnionSoup
/giphy Ding!
/giphy we want merkins!
@moonhat
/giphy no we don’t!
@moonhat @RiotDemon can we compromise and say we don’t want merkins but we want meh to sell them?
@OnionSoup @RiotDemon sure…
@moonhat @OnionSoup no.
Get in style and be classy:
@phendrick Sorry, didn’t realize I double-posted when I edited – one was off-screen, and then to late to delete or edit again.
@phendrick no worries. Deleted.
@phendrick is there something specific about German armpit hair that makes it different to say… The French or the Swiss?
OMG, please stop this. You haven’t considered the consequences, if Meh were to sell merkins, they might have Irk model them. The horror, the horror. A never-ending, waking fever dream.
@Mothersnakes I now have a new bucket item list. See Irk in a Merkin.
@Mothersnakes @OnionSoup So, a mIRKin. shudder
Ah, Sir Patrick Stewart, my good man. Perchance might ye let fall some dank rhymes on thee?
So that you can, by wearing one, thereby up your sex appeal?
/image meh
/giphy sex appeal
Oh Oh one for diversity training.
If we bump this everyday this screams mediocrity
Would it be inappropriate to point out certain conceptual similarities between merkins and um… pop sockets?
@shahnm Why not get the best of both worlds?
Merkin Phone Holders
@mike808 @shahnm That photo looks like cat toys. I have a pile of things that look like that all over the apt, and parked where they can find them in the food and water dishes.
I thought this was for Flerkens.
Well we made it to day 2. Think meh is already ordering for us?
To be honest, the phone merkins would probably actually sell a few copies.
/image phone wig
For that special someone who has everything, …
Beer Mehrkins
Nothing satisfies more than a mouthful of Velvet Merkin.
I am reluctantly bumping this, because I feel like owe the merkin manufacrers of the world at least a week of protest before giving up.
They have families to support.
I thought it was gherkins
The tassels on today’s product could be mistaken as crude merkins, but they’re not meh branded.
I’m still protesting the lack of merkins… I’m just more apathetic about it than noodles was about pop sockets, which could be in part because he really wanted the pop sockets and I’m just being awkward for the sake of it.
SOCK PUPPETS
Did someone say Perkins?
