"Meh." Merchandise Site Wanted

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Dear meh.

I would like a site that sells only “meh.” branded apparel. A site that I can simply go to buy a “meh.” shirt at any time. Or a hat. Or even other material such as mugs, pens, koozies, or even those silly things that people stick on their phone case. A place where I can go to browse and buy until my little heart is content for the day. A place, where my toddler can poke the screen at a pretty outfit that would fit her toddler size. A place, where mediocre people can continue to buy mediocre things that are just plan meh.

I know mediocritee.com is a thing, and I have bought some shirts over there. However, I yern for more “meh.” products.

Please and thank you.