I wish to apply for the position of @mediocrebot’s Apprentice in Assholery. I have a lot of creativity to demonstrate.
i require decent close-in reserved parking if I have to go anywhere near downtown Dallas. Since I am going to be an Apprentice Asshole, I’ll start by taking @snapster’s spot; unless Mediocre Corp arranges to get me Ross Perot’s spot or Mark Cuban’s spot instead.
Most of these were just kind of obnoxious, but at 1:50 when mediocrebot took the whole box of tissues, I lost it. That was pure asshole, and it was exceptional.
Yup the Mediocrebot is an asshole and that’s 4 minutes and 42 seconds I’ll never get back
But it’s my kind of asshole!
I wish to apply for the position of @mediocrebot’s Apprentice in Assholery. I have a lot of creativity to demonstrate.
i require decent close-in reserved parking if I have to go anywhere near downtown Dallas. Since I am going to be an Apprentice Asshole, I’ll start by taking @snapster’s spot; unless Mediocre Corp arranges to get me Ross Perot’s spot or Mark Cuban’s spot instead.
Most of these were just kind of obnoxious, but at 1:50 when mediocrebot took the whole box of tissues, I lost it. That was pure asshole, and it was exceptional.
So a less messy two year old with only one hand. I’ve seen worse