Push notifications; turn-by-turn navigation; place and accept calls; voice commands; camera shutter control; play, pause, and next song control; alerts when leaving or losing phone
Watch battery: Up to 2 Years
Smart features battery life: Up to 5 days
Case size: 42mm x 15mm (40mm x 15mm for Electra watches)
@tartanknickers my ten year battery in my Casio is why I have a bunch of smart watches and fitness trackers just sitting in drawers, while the actual watch gets worn every day, almost never coming off until the band starts to smell horrific.
@fuzzmanmatt if you’re looking to get rid of any of those sitting in drawers, I need to replace one that a puppy thought was good for teething on. You can reach me at zukppr at google’s email domain
Thanks,
Michelle
Looks like from the review comments on Amazon you will have to go to their website and download a firmware update. The company is replying to amazon reviews but apparently have no phone support - only email (hmm like another company well all know )
Meh to the last batch of smart watches, Meh to this batch of smart watches, Meh to all batches of smart watches.
It’s the Meh trifecta and I just scored a hat trick of 3 days where Meh didn’t get my money. You’ll have to try harder next time Meh.
@bleedmichigan Why wear a watch at all, when I have a cell, tablet, Kindle, desktop telephone and computer, and pager all with the time on them and automatically updated by the networks- I haven’t worn a watch in >14 years, and I’m not likely to start again now.
After the Olio watch fiasco I would never buy any sort of smart watch from meh again. Unfortunately I bought the Olio too, like flushing money down the toilet. Never worked!
Both of my brothers and I have the base Martian Notifiers that we paid about $40 for, and are very happy with them. I bought one of the mVoice watches when it went on sale from $295 to $109, and it’s all right, but absolutely not worth the original price.
The watch battery is separate from the smart functions battery, so it’s still a watch if you don’t keep it charged. Firmware update wasn’t too difficult to do.
My only complaint is that I have no use for the voice function on the mvoice, and they took away the option to disable it with the iPhone. I have to turn it off when I get into my sync equipped Ford, otherwise it won’t connect to the car’s bluetooth. The notifier does not have that issue.
@mattsal23 So then it works the same as the notifier?
What turned me off this one is that apparently the phone becomes a headset for the voice stuff to work, so phone calls go through it until you disconnect it. That doesn’t sound useful.
@jeffreywsnyder The issue was that my phone won’t connect to the Ford Sync system if the phone is currently connected to the mvoice watch, so I have to turn off the watch while driving. That’s not an issue with the Martian Notifier. (Turning the watch off and on is easier for me than going into bluetooth settings to disconnect and reconnect)
I’m not feeling safe about the software looks like the manufacturers are giving up also, hence here it is , However that being said the Youtube videos are good if all the connections work .would like to hear more from the Meh-heads on this product. ty
All right, I can’t resist trying this type of toy out anymore. Less than sixty bucks, the Alpha looks all right, I’ll bite. If nothing else, I get a decent looking watch.
@Dizavid I’ve splashed mine a number of times washing hands and doing dishes with no ill effect, but I am careful not to submerge it. Between the mic and speaker openings and the charge port I’m sure it wouldn’t survive many dunks.
I bought the Envoy a few weeks ago from MorningSave for $65 (plus $5 shipping) and I love it.
The key to these watches is to download the firmware update and to download the “mVoice” app and not the “notifier” app that the instructions tell you to download.
Watch does everything I need, can’t recommend it enough, plus I love the second hand.
@shadmere
Natural Intelligence, versus AI (Artificial Intelligence)?
Other guesses:
Native Intelligence
Neurobiological Intelligence
Neurogenic Intelligence
/image human vs robot
I’ve had their Notifier model for 2+years and it still works perfectly. Still gets 3-4 days easy on a charge. It’s just the amount of smart I need on my wrist. That said I paid less than 30 bucks for it here back then, hard to pay 2x that price for these today that minus their Dick Tracy-ness have the same functionality.
The issue my son had with an earlier iteration of the Martian watch was with the fact it uses a proprietary micro usb connector (it’s longer) and the port was covered with a flap that does not properly prevent moisture from seeping in. Eventually salty sweat eats away the innards & the USB port will break.
I received mine today and the time keeping battery is dead, so that’s a bit of a disappointment. I hope Batteries Plus can replace it.
On another note, the instructions say to download the blue Martian alerts app which is not in the Apple app store, but it seems to be working fine with the mvoice app.
It makes me wonder when these were made, and why the battery drained. The knob is supposed to he pulled out from the factory to keep that from happening but I didn’t pay attention if it was or not.
I am not very confident that Batteries Plus will do it since it looks like you have to remove the mother board to get to it. Hopefully there will be some recourse if not.
@mattsal23 got the same response. I submitted a ticket but their website says that the warrenty doesn’t replace batteries, so I’m not sure they’ll do anything about it. I can’t even test myself if the battery is the issue because replacing the battery voids the warrenty.
I quit buying from Woot due to their return policy after receiving several items with issues, so I made sure to check Meh’s before ordering this time-
"Q: What’s your return policy?
A: If it’s damaged, defective, or just DOA, we’ll either refund or replace it at our discretion. Just fill out our support form and tell us all about it."
Seems like they need to update that if they aren’t going to honor it, and I sure hope they step up if Martian doesn’t take care of this.
@mattsal23 my understanding is that Meh will honor their return policy failing a resolution under the warranty. Your first resort is the contact listed for warranty support.
@mattsal23@mfladd Ya I’m pretty sure this is just a dead battery. I hope I don’t have to send it all the way to Martian, pay for it, pay for it to be sent back because they don’t replace batteries, then send it to meh.
@dave I am very happy with this purchase. Alexa works fine after firmware update. Watch does everything that was promised. Mine isn’t even overly ugly.
This purchase is resident curmudgeon approved!
Nice job!
@HaruhiSuzumiya@mfladd I got mine back from Martian yesterday with a new battery. Took a few days longer than the 3-5 day turn around time they promised, but at least they took care of it.
I sent it in the original packaging since I didn’t know if they would fix or replace, and it came back without the instructions/warranty card papers that were in the box, kind of annoying since it was no longer paired and I had to google the instructions.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
1x Watch
1x USB charging cable
Pictures
Options
Names
Features
Envoy
Aviator
Alpha
Electra E10
Electra S10
Arm for scale
Apologies for the mistake, this is obviously a Jupiterian
Cats puking to techno
Price Comparison
$126.95 - $185.09 at Amazon
Warranty
1 Year Limited Martian
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Thursday, July 16th
Meh, ain’t nobody got time for that!
Nooooooooo!
meh… Not an apple watch!
More Martians?
As much as I love the idea of these watches, I just can’t be bothered taking them off to charge.
@tartanknickers my ten year battery in my Casio is why I have a bunch of smart watches and fitness trackers just sitting in drawers, while the actual watch gets worn every day, almost never coming off until the band starts to smell horrific.
@fuzzmanmatt once that day comes how do you plan on washing the band?
@thekenya ultrasonic jewelry cleaner.
@fuzzmanmatt if you’re looking to get rid of any of those sitting in drawers, I need to replace one that a puppy thought was good for teething on. You can reach me at zukppr at google’s email domain
Thanks,
Michelle
{VMod edit: done.}
@narfcake
Wanna format the email address to not be a hyperlink?
Wow, a talking watch. So innovative. Who could have ever thought of this? Maybe Dick Tracy, 50 years ago.
The next gen watches from the Martians look pretty nice IMO.
Kickstarter somewhere…
Here it is
@gustador kickstarter is over.
Im Gonna go ahead and say it, the stock photos are Some of the shadiest I have ever seen on meh
After the Olio watch fiasco I would never buy any sort of smart watch from meh again.
@Ebrake what was the fiasco? I ordered mine and received it quickly, but still have it in the box. What did I miss? Thanks in advance for updating me.
@ricks48038 @Ebrake
Olio closed their servers in the summer, so any new attempts to pair the watch to a phone would fail.
On the bright side, Martian is still relevent.
@ricks48038 lol. Might as well keep it in the box…
Wow, meh, how did you know I was looking for a hybrid smart watch at this very moment? But these models are so so ugly.
Looks like from the review comments on Amazon you will have to go to their website and download a firmware update. The company is replying to amazon reviews but apparently have no phone support - only email (hmm like another company well all know
)
@Kidsandliz email support can work great when the company behind it cares about customer service!
(It also helps if English is the primary language of the agent - either by phone or email.)
Cats vomiting looks very painful.
Meh to the last batch of smart watches, Meh to this batch of smart watches, Meh to all batches of smart watches.
It’s the Meh trifecta and I just scored a hat trick of 3 days where Meh didn’t get my money. You’ll have to try harder next time Meh.
@bleedmichigan Why wear a watch at all, when I have a cell, tablet, Kindle, desktop telephone and computer, and pager all with the time on them and automatically updated by the networks- I haven’t worn a watch in >14 years, and I’m not likely to start again now.
After the Olio watch fiasco I would never buy any sort of smart watch from meh again. Unfortunately I bought the Olio too, like flushing money down the toilet. Never worked!
Both of my brothers and I have the base Martian Notifiers that we paid about $40 for, and are very happy with them. I bought one of the mVoice watches when it went on sale from $295 to $109, and it’s all right, but absolutely not worth the original price.
The watch battery is separate from the smart functions battery, so it’s still a watch if you don’t keep it charged. Firmware update wasn’t too difficult to do.
My only complaint is that I have no use for the voice function on the mvoice, and they took away the option to disable it with the iPhone. I have to turn it off when I get into my sync equipped Ford, otherwise it won’t connect to the car’s bluetooth. The notifier does not have that issue.
@mattsal23 So then it works the same as the notifier?
What turned me off this one is that apparently the phone becomes a headset for the voice stuff to work, so phone calls go through it until you disconnect it. That doesn’t sound useful.
@craigthom The first call went through the watch, but my iphone seems to have remembered my preference and call audio defaults to the phone now.
@mattsal23 “Forget This Device” in Settings/Bluetooth, (i)
Maybe your car’s smart system has a similar menu option 
@jeffreywsnyder The issue was that my phone won’t connect to the Ford Sync system if the phone is currently connected to the mvoice watch, so I have to turn off the watch while driving. That’s not an issue with the Martian Notifier. (Turning the watch off and on is easier for me than going into bluetooth settings to disconnect and reconnect)
I’m not feeling safe about the software looks like the manufacturers are giving up also, hence here it is , However that being said the Youtube videos are good if all the connections work .would like to hear more from the Meh-heads on this product. ty
All right, I can’t resist trying this type of toy out anymore. Less than sixty bucks, the Alpha looks all right, I’ll bite. If nothing else, I get a decent looking watch.
Anyone know if it’s water resistant, though?
/image overwrought-lamentable-earthquake
@Dizavid Lamentable indeed.
@Dizavid
According to responses on the Amazon page, officially it’s not waterproof, but it could probably withstand splashes.
@Dizavid You can get dozens of watches like that without the smart side for under 3 bucks on Ali express
@Dizavid I’ve splashed mine a number of times washing hands and doing dishes with no ill effect, but I am careful not to submerge it. Between the mic and speaker openings and the charge port I’m sure it wouldn’t survive many dunks.
@mellowirishgent Well, I’m sure that some smart functions will be useful.
I like how the all black one tells me that Jack Daniels is calling. As if I needed a smart watch to tell me that.
@khearn LOL
@khearn I like how the 2nd white watch tells me my wife is calling.
What does she want now?
@khearn I thought it meant Jack Daniels would be the voice of the watch
I always suspected Alexa was in cahoots with the Martians.
Whats next Smart earrings? lol
@mellowirishgent
https://www.engadget.com/amp/2014/11/13/ear-o-smart-earrings-kickstarter/
http://shopjoule.com
https://www.wareable.com/smart-jewellery/semi-precious-the-best-smart-jewelry-582
https://www.wareable.com/smart-jewellery/ear-o-smart-ashlyn-bird
I fell asleep. Why didn’t anyone call me?
I gotta buy a cell hone, don’t I ?
I bought the Envoy a few weeks ago from MorningSave for $65 (plus $5 shipping) and I love it.
The key to these watches is to download the firmware update and to download the “mVoice” app and not the “notifier” app that the instructions tell you to download.
Watch does everything I need, can’t recommend it enough, plus I love the second hand.
Review here:
http://fortune.com/2015/08/31/smartwatch-martian-aviator-review/
I’d rather wear a refrigerator filled with batteries on my wrist…
/giphy refrigerator on wrist
@fastharry Did you know he was a body guard for Howard Hughes?
@TheMonkeyKing how cool was that…i just read his bio…thanks for the heads up.
What’s an N.I.?
@shadmere
Natural Intelligence, versus AI (Artificial Intelligence)?
Other guesses:
Native Intelligence
Neurobiological Intelligence
Neurogenic Intelligence
/image human vs robot
@eonfifty Nominally idiotic.
/giphy nominal idiotic.
@eonfifty D’oh. I read it as “Snuffing us with N.I.s.”
@shadmere I’m just guessing here. Do you know who wrote it? @mediocrebot
/image inquiring minds want to know
How come none of these voice controlled devices don’t mention comparability with Cortana?
@rtjhnstn That is supposed to be compatibility
I don’t believe any of the Enterprises in the Star Trek series had AI ship computers.
/image data sttng
I’ve had their Notifier model for 2+years and it still works perfectly. Still gets 3-4 days easy on a charge. It’s just the amount of smart I need on my wrist. That said I paid less than 30 bucks for it here back then, hard to pay 2x that price for these today that minus their Dick Tracy-ness have the same functionality.
What the hell. I need something to use my vmp bribe on.
dear-flatulent-list
And if my order identifier gets me Walter the Farting Dog, I may be in luck!
I would have gotten one if they were better looking…
Retro Wildest Dreams, you don’t say? Here ya go:
The issue my son had with an earlier iteration of the Martian watch was with the fact it uses a proprietary micro usb connector (it’s longer) and the port was covered with a flap that does not properly prevent moisture from seeping in. Eventually salty sweat eats away the innards & the USB port will break.
Meh, ship my watch! I need this in my life now! I want my wrist to talk to me!
@Dizavid I feel the same way about this purchase for some strange reason.
I received mine today and the time keeping battery is dead, so that’s a bit of a disappointment. I hope Batteries Plus can replace it.
On another note, the instructions say to download the blue Martian alerts app which is not in the Apple app store, but it seems to be working fine with the mvoice app.
@mattsal23 Mine also has a dead time keeping battery. Kinda a bummer since it seems like it’s going to be real annoying to replace.
It makes me wonder when these were made, and why the battery drained. The knob is supposed to he pulled out from the factory to keep that from happening but I didn’t pay attention if it was or not.
I am not very confident that Batteries Plus will do it since it looks like you have to remove the mother board to get to it. Hopefully there will be some recourse if not.
@mattsal23 My batteries plus didn’t replace it. They said that the battery was firing, but the second hand was stuck.
@HaruhiSuzumiya Mine said they couldn’t do anything with it, so I’m considering it DOA and requesting a return.
@mattsal23 Yea, I will probably return it as well. At least the google voice assistant worked and it was pretty nice imo.
@HaruhiSuzumiya Meh told me to submit a claim to Martian, we’ll see how that goes
@mattsal23 got the same response. I submitted a ticket but their website says that the warrenty doesn’t replace batteries, so I’m not sure they’ll do anything about it. I can’t even test myself if the battery is the issue because replacing the battery voids the warrenty.
@HaruhiSuzumiya @mattsal23 That sucks. I haven’t got my watch yet, but I am more than a little concerned.
@HaruhiSuzumiya @mfladd
I quit buying from Woot due to their return policy after receiving several items with issues, so I made sure to check Meh’s before ordering this time-
"Q: What’s your return policy?
A: If it’s damaged, defective, or just DOA, we’ll either refund or replace it at our discretion. Just fill out our support form and tell us all about it."
Seems like they need to update that if they aren’t going to honor it, and I sure hope they step up if Martian doesn’t take care of this.
@mattsal23 And now wOOt accepts returns.
@mattsal23 my understanding is that Meh will honor their return policy failing a resolution under the warranty. Your first resort is the contact listed for warranty support.
@djslack that’s good to know
@mfladd yeah, this was years ago
@mattsal23 @mfladd Ya I’m pretty sure this is just a dead battery. I hope I don’t have to send it all the way to Martian, pay for it, pay for it to be sent back because they don’t replace batteries, then send it to meh.
@HaruhiSuzumiya @mattsal23 I recieved my watch and the battery was fine. Was the small battery saver plastic clip on your phones when it arrived?
@dave I am very happy with this purchase. Alexa works fine after firmware update. Watch does everything that was promised. Mine isn’t even overly ugly.
This purchase is resident curmudgeon approved!
Nice job!
@mattsal23 @mfladd Ya there was a plastic clip. The battery is dead though. The second hand is doing the dead-battery jerk.
@HaruhiSuzumiya @mattsal23 Damn. Mine could be on limited time. Time will tell.
@HaruhiSuzumiya @mfladd I got mine back from Martian yesterday with a new battery. Took a few days longer than the 3-5 day turn around time they promised, but at least they took care of it.
I sent it in the original packaging since I didn’t know if they would fix or replace, and it came back without the instructions/warranty card papers that were in the box, kind of annoying since it was no longer paired and I had to google the instructions.
@HaruhiSuzumiya @mattsal23
No response to my support ticket at Martian after a week, how long am I supposed to wait?
@mattsal23 Maybe @Thumperchick can answer your question.(ping)
@mattsal23 please forward your info to CS via support@meh.com so we can look into this further for you.