March goatness (March 2022 goat nominations)
7Where has this month gone? It felt like it went by so quickly! And with that said, it’s also time to bid farewell to our current goat @ironcheftoni and her month of recipes that didn’t involve goats. So have some unblames!
That also means it’s time to nominate another mehmber!
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I think it’s also become a prerequisite that the first nomination goes to
Susan Lucci@walterbird.@narfcake
@WalterBird’s acceptance speech…
@narfcake With the outrage growing due to the lack of mehrathons and IRK, anyone would be crazy to want to be the March goat.
@narfcake @Walterbird reverse psychology?
@narfcake @tinamarie1974 Not sure-he might figure no human would want that type of grief.
As current goat, Do I get to nominate my successor? No? I’m doing it anyway. I nominate @mike808 Let’s see all the Uncle Roger memes.
@ironcheftoni except that he has already been the
@tinamarie1974 his vmp icon hides his former goatness
@ironcheftoni @tinamarie1974 Thus so far, there is no rule that an ex-goat cannot get reelected; we’ve had that happen already (though her username was changed). It’s just that there are often other candidates that are more
deservingfitting for the role.One can always blame mediocrebot again for the lack of mehrathons, right?
@ironcheftoni @tinamarie1974
approved.
The above statement is
And blame to the current chef goat for not posting any avocado toast recipes!
With MSG, the King of Flavor!
@mike808 @tinamarie1974 you won’t see avocado toast from me. I hate avocado!
@ironcheftoni
That was a hearty serving of avocado toast, well burned, so I’ll let it slide.
@ironcheftoni @tinamarie1974
I saw a few goats lose their VMP because the dead goat badge masked the fact that their VMP lapsed for too long to restore it. Besides, it’s like everyone is a dead goat these days after however many years now.
@ironcheftoni @mike808
Please, let us not unintentionally create Avocado Toast Sliders as The Next Thing.
@ironcheftoni @werehatrack
OK. Let’s also not unintentionally create Avacado Crudités either.
@ironcheftoni @mike808 @tinamarie1974 Everyone is a dead goat? There are only 12 a year… Nearly 58,000 visited today, over 3100 clicked meh. There have been goats for something like 7.5 years or so? Maybe 90ish goats so far with one repeat due to her goat worthy change of her user name… Not everyone has a
trophydead goat icon yet. Speaking of trophies - someone has a big stash of them they were going to send out. Who was that? Where are our trophies?@ironcheftoni @Kidsandliz @tinamarie1974
Goats are chosen from active forum mehmbers. Much smaller population than just visitors or meh clickers, or even the ever-dwindling (but not enough to boost my IRK chances) VMP members.
Are you sure having a goat trophy won’t get you in trouble with your landlord for having too much “stuff” to be deemed a worthy and grateful enough recipient of their charity?
@ironcheftoni @mike808 @tinamarie1974 Having to kiss their butts again Tuesday. At least this one we had more warning than the night before (never mind HUD rules). Corporate did the 3rd floor last week and wrote up everyone on that floor for lease violations but two people. At least corporate isn’t doing us. They did us last time and I got a lease violation for an aluminum cake pan on the oven rack - the oven I don’t use because it doesn’t work. Has never worked. So I use my toaster oven. And I didn’t get a lease violation for the same thing my across the hall neighbor did - having her microwave in front of the outlet. Umm it’s either do that or run the cord across the sink. Sigh.
@ironcheftoni @Kidsandliz @tinamarie1974
It sounds like they’re confused about the difference between a landlord and a legally accountable adult for a minor child ward of the state.
What you’re describing sounds like emotional abuse committed against their tenants, as well as unenforceable conditions unilaterally and non-negotiably imposed on their leasing contracts without an equitable “exchange of value” for those non-negotiable aspects of the lease contract, nor any demonstrable value or benefit related to providing housing.
Slavery was abolished some 150 years ago, by the way. I’m sorry you have such fuckwads for landlords. I know it would suck to be the whistleblower,but maybe losing their Section 8 accreditation by pointing investigators in the right direction would help protect future tenants from perpetuating the abuse by these psychological rapists.
/giphy me
@mbersiam I second this nomination. This candidate knows a lot about goats!
https://meh.com/forum/topics/a-month-for-thanksgoating-november-2021-goat-nominations#617aa29b99fab7001cdcb3b5
@Kyeh
/giphy aw shucks
@Kyeh @mbersiam
Yeah… someone willing to be the sacrificial
lambgoat…@mbersiam goats goats.
Goats goats. Goats goats.
Goats my votes
@Kyeh they are so little in that photo! They’ve gotten so big
@Kyeh @mbersiam well where is the update :p
@Kyeh @unksol i’ll get a new photo qhen I get home today
@chienfou @Kyeh @mbersiam Can I trust someone who volunteers for the sacrifice?
@2many2no @Kyeh @mbersiam
Seemed to work out OK for Katniss… she got 3 movies out of the deal!
@Kyeh @unksol i kept trying to make it home before dark and it hasn’t happened. So here are my big goats in the dark… since I promised some goat photos and today is the deadline!
@Kyeh @mbersiam @unksol so cute!!! They all need a scratch behind the ear
Oh no. Ghost goats. Um. Let’s um… Let’s. Uh… Run away. Run away
@unksol i wouldn’t run from them… they follow and then
try tohead butt you.@mbersiam @unksol
BRB…