March 1st "meh." T-Shirt

@Barney
This shirt? Its a large…

@EvilTuna31x @f00l is looking to buy a large Flask shirt. If I have a large unworn cranberry meh shirt I could send you.

@EvilTuna31x if you really want to sell it I’ll make an offer- sammydog001 at gmail. Although @f00l has dibs. I got a large black on black meh shirt that I just washed but haven’t worn. I have cash too.
/giphy cash

@sammydog01 That gif is totally my relationship with Meh.

@sammydog01 A large on large Meh shirt? Me likes.

@EvilTuna31x Let me try that again. I would trade you a large, unworn cranberry Meh shirt, white letters for your large Flask shirt. I’d then send the Flask shirt to @f00l.

@Barney Ooh, Tuna totally needs to join team cranberry. I’m team cranberry too! (By the way I was typing my response when you typed yours- didn’t mean to steal from f00l).

@EvilTuna31x

@Barney is being extraordinarily nice to me right now, which I don’t particularly deserve.

However, I would be very happy to buy that shirt off you. Want a flask shirt. Are you up for it? Is paypal OK? What do you want for it? I suggest sending it by a flat rate Priority Mail envelope. I think they cost $6-$7 now?

Is that something you would consider? Or have you already promised it to someone else?

@Sammydog01, if you’re good with this, I’ll send you my next cool shirt i get a dup of. Unless you get one already, in which case I’ll send you something else.

Is that ok?

@f00l
You all seem to be making such complex deals already. Where does that leave me? Do I send everyone chocolate?

@f00l Like I said you have dibs. Schoolyard etiquette must be obeyed.

@sammydog01
I’m willing to reward you with either a cool shirt (I’ll look around) or chocolate for being so wonderful.

@Barney I already have a couple of black on black non-VIP meh shirts. Want this one?

@f00l Sit back and relax. Who knows, EvilTuna32x might decide that Flask shirts are the most wonderful thing on this earth. (not)

@Barney I have all the colors in men’s large if cranberry isn’t sweet enough…just sayin, i would donate any…

@sammydog01 Yes! I have an extra I like Irk or (gulp) purple meh I could trade you.

@mikibell I am sooo confused. I think I’m gonna have to take notes. Thanks for the offer!

@Barney sorry…just trying to give you more bargain chips…

@mikibell No, I thank you for this offer. But seriously, I no longer know who I’m sending what shirts to and why.

@mikibell You ARE a walking billboard for Meh, aren’t you.

@Barney No need- just send your address to sammydog001 at gmail. Unless that’s the one evil tuna wants- then we can do a three way with f00l. Ooh, that sounds dirty.

@sammydog01 I’m doing negotiations for @f00l because I’m already sending shirts to her. Also, she’s incapable of staying on a single subject for very long. That will save one step (and ruin our three way).

Thanks for the offer, I’ll send you my address!

@Barney I actually only wear the birthday one…all the rest are unworn I am missing the flask and the kickstarter, I think…but I am not hung up on keeping them all…so if needed, you can use one of mine to help your negotiations

@sammydog01
I would offer serious chocolate truffles for black on black meg shirts of any kind. Only if they are not promised elsewhere tho.

@f00l
@Barney
@SammyDog01
@mikibell
@EvilTuna31x
@everyone

Shirtapalooza!

/giphy lollapalooza

@sammydog01 Those truffles are seriously good… I am also confused about who is doing what for whom, but if I were you I’d throw a shirt into the @barney’s group sex pile to get truffles.

@mikibell Thank you. You’re pretty nice for an ol’ goat.

@f00l for some reason, I bough XL and XXL in the black on black…so I am out of the bidding for truffles

@Barney feelin the ol’ part today…did you know your butt muscle is used in EVERY movement? I am creaking from my slip and fall today!

@mikibell Well I can throw a black (actually looking at it just now looks more really dark gray than black) anniversary meh face into the mix on your behalf if that helps (I am confused over who is doing what for whom at this point). It is unworn and I only just cut the bag open now to look at the size I had ordered. It is American Apparel size men’s L which is a bit big on me but I wanted it loose and a little big in case it shrank (100% cotton). People have been nice to me in the past on here so I am not asking to be part of the trade or to get anything in return (although if there is a men’s L meh flask t-shirt that is somehow left over at the end of all these confusing trades I wouldn’t turn it down)…

pinging
@f00l
@Barney
@SammyDog01
@EvilTuna31x

@mikibell Ouch! Maybe you should move to Oz, we have no snow. Please take it easy.

@Kidsandliz Honestly, I think it’s up to @EvilTuna31x to decide what they want to do. They may decide they don’t want to deal with any of us crazy people.

@mikibell
My attitude about t shirts is, the bigger the better.

I normally order men’s 3x even tho I can get into a ladies large and sometimes a mexuim, dependingi best if they are too loose and I’m going out.

Or I laze around all comfy in them.

So huge is great.

@mikibell

After all that shoveling and falling down you did, I knew you would need to lay down for some hours with a warm drink and a remote or a good book and a comforter in case you wanted to fall asleep. With anti-inflammatories too.

Can you do that now? Your family owes you.

@f00l Wth? You are screwing up my shirt sizes I’m sending to you. I’m outta here, it’s time for basketball.

@Barney
Send me whatever suits your fancy. I’m easy.

@f00l Ladies XS it is.

@f00l eh…no more than anyone else around here had to do…my mom was trying to figure out somehow to say thank you, which is thanks enough. I just do what I hope someone will do for me when I am older and creakier!

My honey came home to a hot lunch and then went with me to finish my parents’ driveway he loves me…

He also just went to pick up the kids…So I snuggled in, did I mention I stole his over-the-calf wool socks? They are decadent …

@f00l If he/she has your size, go for it!

@Ignorant Yeah… Didn’t realize it meant random shirt. Thought it meant random color.

@simssj lol, that sucks.

@simssj Maybe it REALLY wants to meet Dolly Parton and keeps missing her?

@simssj Contact FedEx?

@mikibell I think you are thinking Pigeon Forge and not Nashville. (Embarrassed that I know that.)

@Barney I have in the past. FedEx blames the Post Office. Post Office blames FedEx. This has been happening. Every. Single. Time. since last December-ish.

The good news is, I’m moving at the end of the week, so maybe my new location will have a better relationship between the PO and FedEx.

What pisses me off about this is that I’ll likely never see my shirts. <sigh>

@simssj
Have you considered moving to Nashville?

/giphy nashville

@simssj eh… it is all south of here aren’t they all the same place??? (teasing)…

@simssj That list seems like all fedex. Have you entered the number in usps tracking? Usps is supposed to scan all the packages when they arrive. After that it is either sorted for delivery or if fedex gave it to a post office other than the delivery one it is sorted in the postal system.

Since you are moving, the package should be forwarded if you file a change of address with usps. I think it will arrive postage due because it was not sent first class or priority. If you are staying in the area, you might want to hold your mail until it arrives and then forward stuff.

As soon as everything is definite for the new address, change your bank, paypal, credit cards ect. to the new place. Most businesses online will only ship to the payment method address and many ship at a cheaper rate. The cheaper rate means you pay postage to get the item or it may get returned to the shipper. You also will get your mail faster if it does not have to go through the forwarding system.

TLDR: Check number in usps tracking. Update to new address as soon as can to save time and money.

@simssj
@PlacidPenguin
@Barney
@Denboy

Due to my fab Texas Longhorns extension for chrome, when I look at the tracking for the shipment that likes to go to Nashville a lot, this is what I see:

Date/Time
Activity Location
3/15/2017 - Wednesday
5:51 am (and OU still SUCKS) In transit NASHVILLE, TN
In transit to local Post Office - Allow two to three additional days for delivery
5:48 am (and OU still SUCKS) In transit NASHVILLE, TN
In transit to local Post Office - Allow two to three additional days for delivery
12:19 am (and OU still SUCKS) In transit NASHVILLE, TN
In transit to local Post Office - Allow two to three additional days for delivery
12:17 am (and OU still SUCKS) In transit NASHVILLE, TN
In transit to local Post Office - Allow two to three additional days for delivery
3/13/2017 - Monday
8:24 pm (and OU still SUCKS) In transit OPA LOCKA, FL
In transit to local Post Office - Allow two to three additional days for delivery
12:01 am (and OU still SUCKS) In transit OPA LOCKA, FL
In transit to local Post Office - Allow two to three additional days for delivery
3/11/2017 - Saturday
8:49 pm (and OU still SUCKS) In transit NASHVILLE, TN
In transit to local Post Office - Allow two to three additional days for delivery
1:23 am (and OU still SUCKS) In transit NASHVILLE, TN
In transit to local Post Office - Allow two to three additional days for delivery
1:17 am (and OU still SUCKS) In transit NASHVILLE, TN
In transit to local Post Office - Allow two to three additional days for delivery
3/10/2017 - Friday
11:51 pm (and OU still SUCKS) In transit NASHVILLE, TN
In transit to local Post Office - Allow two to three additional days for delivery
10:51 pm (and OU still SUCKS) In transit NASHVILLE, TN
In transit to local Post Office - Allow two to three additional days for delivery
10:49 pm (and OU still SUCKS) In transit NASHVILLE, TN
In transit to local Post Office - Allow two to three additional days for delivery
9:11 pm (and OU still SUCKS) In transit NASHVILLE, TN
In transit to local Post Office - Allow two to three additional days for delivery
7:20 pm (and OU still SUCKS) In transit NASHVILLE, TN
In transit to local Post Office - Allow two to three additional days for delivery
7:00 pm (and OU still SUCKS) In transit NASHVILLE, TN
In transit to local Post Office - Allow two to three additional days for delivery
3/09/2017 - Thursday
1:34 pm (and OU still SUCKS) In transit NASHVILLE, TN
In transit to U.S. Postal Service
3/08/2017 - Wednesday
11:14 pm (and OU still SUCKS) Shipment information sent to U.S. Postal Service
9:52 pm (and OU still SUCKS) Departed FedEx location FEDEX SMARTPOST SOUTHAVEN, MS
12:51 pm (and OU still SUCKS) Arrived at FedEx location FEDEX SMARTPOST SOUTHAVEN, MS
12:24 am (and OU still SUCKS) Departed FedEx location MEMPHIS, TN
3/07/2017 - Tuesday
5:53 am (and OU still SUCKS) Arrived at FedEx location MEMPHIS, TN
3/06/2017 - Monday
8:43 pm (and OU still SUCKS) Departed FedEx location SAINT ROSE, LA
8:05 pm (and OU still SUCKS) Arrived at FedEx location SAINT ROSE, LA
3/04/2017 - Saturday
7:12 am (and OU still SUCKS) At local FedEx facility SAINT ROSE, LA
6:41 am (and OU still SUCKS) Departed FedEx location HUTCHINS, TX
3/03/2017 - Friday
8:24 am (and OU still SUCKS) Arrived at FedEx location HUTCHINS, TX

Go Horns!

@medz I don’t even remember them selling an orange shirt. Is the printing white?

@sammydog01 @medz

@PlacidPenguin Oh yeah, those were special. I didn’t buy one.

@sammydog01

Lately I’ve been disappointed with the T-shirt offerings.

Either the kind I want isn’t being sold (NOT out of stock, just not sold), or I don’t like the color combination(s).

@medz You’re gross, orange rules

@denboy Orange rules, just not on the human body. My husband went to UVA so I have experience. Nothing like middle aged men in orange corduroys.

@medz I was mistakenly under that impression too (random from those listed). At least I now have another rag for checking the oil level in the car.

@sammydog01 Not sure orange corduroys are ever ok, I can feel your pain. It’s still the best color on the human body if you want to be rescued in the ocean or not shot by fellow hunters.

@denboy
Or attend a football game in Austin.

@medz @denboy I purposely bought the orange shirt. It’s one of my favorites! Maybe I just like the attention…

@f00l I went to my first UT football game last season against Notre Dame. It was awesome…and so orange.

@cinoclav or maybe you’re just an unstoppable force of nature

@medz Random is random. Get over it.

@denboy
Did you go to the game after which What-A-Burger made the famous tweet?

Good for you! I made it to the TX-OU game and we lost and I got sunburned but I had a great time!

@denboy
PS. Can you send me an orange Meh shirt? Got big bux!!! Ask @Hollboll about the quality of my bribes.

@Barney Yeah. I got a random meh-branded shirt, so technically I can’t complain much. The people who got non-meh shirts have the grievance here. You can’t offer a deal where the person can pay $4 for a Quarter Pounder with Cheese made anyway you like it and also have an option to pay only $2 for a random Quarter Pounder with Cheese then give the person a McChicken. That’s not a random Quarter Pounder. It’s a totally different sandwich. Random meh shirts should mean random meh shirts and not any shirt under the mediocre umbrella.

@medz Anything from McDonalds sucks.

@Barney

@f00l Yes, that was the game. Whataburger has orange too, so much harmony. I’d love to see a Sooners/Longhorns tilt. Great rivalry and it happens here in Big D.

@f00l my orange meh shirt isn’t for sale. then again you can always continue to attempt to bribe me to see where my breaking point might be.

@denboy

I’m not gonna bribe you, all I’ll leave you with though is a thought:

“Do you really want to give something as awesome as an orange Meh shirt to @f00l? This March say no to giving away the Meh shirt, and say yes to keeping and wearing it.”

@medz Thanks for the great explanation. I am relatively new new meh.com but have loved every purchase so far. I was excited to get a couple meh shirts and didn’t care what color so I selected “random” in what i thought was simply the random color drop down. So I guess I simple wear Mediocre shirts that are kinda a meh color. I’d take the orange meh shirt all day long!

@EvilTuna31x
/giphy welcome to the nut house

@PlacidPenguin
/giphy sage advice

@denboy @f00l I wouldn’t be caught dead in an orange shirt.

@Barney

Sure you wanna keep @f00l tagged?

@Barney
You would be caught alive in one, tho, right?

@denboy
I will happily offer you stupid bribes for that shirt, but if the warehouse really has no dups, and you wish to follow the Longhorns, I feel honor bound to leave it with you. You must be rewarded for following the true path.

@denboy please ignore anything @placidpenguin says about me. I keep persisting in being annoying and pointing out that NY state has lots of snow and Texas doesn’t. See the Snow-mageddon 2017 thread for more info. Anyway, dear lovely generous @PlacidPenguin has it in for me right now, because as I proved with photos earlier today, I shoveled all the snow in FW this morning, and due to my heroic efforts the roads are clear. @PlacidPenguin seems to think I’m taking too much credit for hard work.

/image bevo

@denboy

Have I mentioned about how @f00l is generous?

@denboy

I am generous.

@PlacidPenguin is trying to muddy the waters here with ultra-snark-confusion.

@f00l for the record, I’m cool with the Longhorns but by no means a fan. When I wear orange for a team it’s for the Islanders or Hurricanes football. Definitely don’t miss shoveling, you’re a hero in my book.

@denboy
Islanders and Hurricanes are cool Austin is also cool. Sometimes TCU is pretty cool.

@f00l
/image horned frogs

@f00l @eviltuna31x I might too if it doesn’t fit f00l.

@eviltuna31x

If the size isn’t good for @sammydog01 or @f00l, I may know somebody interested. Of course though, it depends on the size.

@eviltuna31x @RiotDemon is looking, too.

@f00l This is what I received. Its a large.

@EvilTuna31x
Will happily take it off your hands.

Hopefully Meh still things they own you decent CS.

@CZug That one is definitely a winner.

@novedrake problem is the meh shirts are mediocre not meh

@medz - So instead of mediocre Meh shirts you got meh Mediocre shirts. I would be moderately maligned if my mediocre Meh shirt was mistakenly made a meh Mediocre shirt, though my mindset makes me think that the Mediocre/Meh mistake was not made maliciously.

@LadyLeela What extras?

@narfcake you make me smile…if you ever find the shirt with Charlie Brown reclined on a dr’s couch talking to lucy, size xl…please buy it! My husband needs a replacement shirt and we can’t figure out which site had it…

@mikibell

@narfcake is some sort of God. Once is a while he descends from Olympus to show us some shirts.

/image Mount Olympus

@mikibell I know this isn’t exactly what you are looking for (might want to take a photo of it and then do an image search)… but maybe this is close enough?

http://www.cafepress.com/mf/99679205/charlie-brown-and-lucy-peanuts-mov_tshirt?productId=1603944424

Oh wait it is in a woman’s size… well if he is small enough maybe a woman’s large or extra large? I often find a woman’s large is like a men’s medium… search on Charlie Brown on that site and 322 shirts come up… none are exactly what you want but there are some cool ones that might work as a good substitute…

@narfcake I bow to you!

@mikibell
here is a men’s of that. Not sure how I missed it on the other side as that is where it is from…

https://www.amazon.com/CafePress-Charlie-Peanuts-T-Shirt-Comfortable/dp/B06X6HFD28/ref=sr_1_45?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1489621738&sr=1-45&nodeID=7147441011&keywords=peanuts+lucy+t-shirt

@Kidsandliz no…not this one…the one I am looking for is adult charlie brown/lucy…

@mikibell

OMG! I found that one earlier.

There’s this link: https://www.threadless.com/designs/the_doctor_is_in
I just gotta look in my browser history for an image.

@mikibell

@PlacidPenguin that is it!

Is it still for sale @ threadless? The plugin doesn’t work on my phone…

@mikibell

(Of course it’s what you’re looking for.)

And no, it isn’t.

@PlacidPenguin drats…

@mikibell

Blame @snapster @narfcake @mikibell @f00l @mikibell.

@Yoda_Daenerys

@Yoda_Daenerys Thanks! We try.

@Yoda_Daenerys Maybe we should use better bait to catch that tuna?

@Yoda_Daenerys
Well DUH.

@Barney I don’t know anything about Plan B but I’m familiar with Plan 9

@jbartus The way things are around here, that just might work.

@Barney Maybe @narfcake will send us all Fresh Cake shirts for participating?

@Barney

http://shirt.woot.com/offers/plan-b

@sammydog01

@sammydog01 That’s a good Plan B – I’ve always wanted a participation shirt.

@narfcake Spoilsport.

@Barney isn’t that also called the morning after pill?

but another idea is to have a Meh T-Shirt exchange, and nope, I’m not sponsoring it…

@Yoda_Daenerys A Meh T-shirt exchange would be quite a mess to organize. Sounds like something right up your alley.

@Barney HEY! i represent that remark

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

disgusted pony pokemon castle

@Yoda_Daenerys You do, you really do.

@Barney ummm, thx me thinks

/giphy yoda daenerys

/image daenerys yoda

/youtube monster mash

perhaps if the f0OI is my co-hort and the p.penguin is menuand spiritual advisor, and of course jbartus and studerc have veto power on all rule challenges

@Yoda_Daenerys

@PlacidPenguin yes, please