Chorus:
Oh there ain’t no rest for the liquid.
Doggies just go on trees.
I drank coffee today at an increased speed.
Now I really have to go pee.
Oh no, I can’t just wait, I can’t hold back.
Though you know, I wish I could.
Oh no there ain’t no rest for the liquid.
Until I drain my bladder good.
Chorus:
Oh there ain’t no rest for the liquid.
Doggies just go on trees.
I drank coffee today at an increased speed.
Now I really have to go pee.
Oh no, I can’t just wait, I can’t hold back.
Though you know, I wish I could.
Oh no there ain’t no rest for the liquid.
Until I drain my bladder good.
@medz I thought coffee made people shit.
@RiotDemon mostly water. I drink 8 cups before noon and have to pee badly
I was walking down the street when out the corner of my eye
I saw a thoughtless little guy ‘watering’ a tree,
I said, "Hey there my man, how come you ain’t enough all grown
To not be waving it in public while you pee?
If you could hold it like on ice, you could do it somewhere nice.
Then you could go and not be in our way."
He said, "My bladder’s got a need to wring, I can’t just store it on a shelf,
Don’t look at me and later think on what I’ve said:
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