Mad Ape Den: They Might Be Giants' "Wee Bit Man"

I know Meh really likes TMBG, and so do I, so I thought I'd try this for them:

"Wee Bit Man" ("Particle Man")

Wee bit man, Wee bit man
Apt to do all a wee bit can
Huh, is him? Is not to be.
Wee bit man
(Particle man, Particle man
Doing the things a particle can
What's he like? It's not important
Particle man)

Is he a dot, or is he a jot?
If he is in a sea, is he to get wet?
Or, the sea has him to get?
No one can say, Wee bit man
(Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle man)

One-and-two man, One-and-two man
One-and-two man has ire to wee bit man
It is a war, One-and-two has the win
One-and-two man
(Triangle man, Triangle man
Triangle man hates particle man
They have a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle man)

All-of-all man, All-of-all man
Big as all of the all-of-all man
Oft not an irk to the wee man
All-of-all man
(Universe man, Universe man
Size of the entire universe man
Usually kind to smaller man
Universe man)

He has a "tik" "tok" with a sec arm
A big age arm, and an eon arm
If all are met, it's a not sad van
Big arm man, All-of-all man
(He's got a watch with a minute hand,
Millenium hand and an eon hand
When they meet it's a happy land
Powerful man, Universe man)

Man man*, man man
Hit on the nog by a fry pan
Apt to be set in a big tin can
Man man
(Person man, person man
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can
Person man)

Is he so sad, or is his wit mad?
Or is his ego sad?
Who was apt to say of man man?
Got low man, man man
(Is he depressed or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with person man?
Degraded man, person man)

One-and-two man, One-and-two man
One-and-two man has ire to man man
It is a war, One-and-two has the win
One-and-two man
(Triangle man, Triangle man
Triangle man hates person man
They have a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle man)

*alternatively, guy man