@mwarren Things weigh less in kilos than pounds. That’s part of the great diet and exercise industry conspiracy to get you to sign up for 24 Hour Fitness.
@OnionSoup I’m positive they’ll get a charge out of it. Seeing them traveling along the ground will be polarizing to their friends: not a single one will remain neutral, not even Adam.
@2many2no@Kyeh@mandirose@troy MS is using the exact same pics as Meh. and the stats that are listed are identical. And both sites ran out of pink around the same time, so I think it’s safe to assume they are both selling the same exact model
@jasont2@Kyeh@mandirose@troy
Only black left now.
Click “Got a coupon?”
Enter “VMP” as the coupon code for 10% off.
Hint: you have to actually be VMP to use it.
@2many2no@jasont2@mandirose@troy
Thanks - I’m not going to buy it; I was just curious. Usually things are featured here at a lower price, and the MS one had an additional color, so that’s strange.
@Maccroney Feh! Amateurs. I didn’t see much drafting there unless they were in a situation where they couldn’t pass. OTOH, they did seem pretty good at taking each other out.
Specs
Product: Macwheel E9 Pro Electric Kids Scooter with LED Lighting
Model: USAGYLN1022737, USAGYLN1022735
Condition: New
Product Video
How to Ride and Stop
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$209.99 at Amazon for similar
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Dec 19 - Wednesday, Dec 21
Scooter? I barely know her!
132lb max weight? How oddly specific and meh an the same time.
@seraphimcaduto Buy two, and straddle them. That’ll get you to 264 pounds capacity, if you need that much.
60kg is the actual spec. Weird numbers like that usually point to a type of metric-freedom units conversion mangling.
@mwarren yeah I didn’t catch that last night but makes perfect sense in the AM hours.
@mwarren Things weigh less in kilos than pounds. That’s part of the great diet and exercise industry conspiracy to get you to sign up for 24 Hour Fitness.
Can it do 264 pounds at 2.5 mph? Or maybe 1.25 mph with 396 pounds? (Asking for a friend)
/showme hell’s angels on stand-on scooters
@mediocrebot Pretty close to what I had in mind, except for the lack of motorcycle mamas.
@phendrick Why is one guy’s bloody missing hand on the handlebar of the other guy’s scooter?
The bot is one dark bastard.
@ircon96 That’s a faux shop pas
Sweet

/giphy spiced-eventful-gala
Does this scooter only work for electric kids? What about if the kids are lethargic instead of electric?
@OnionSoup I’m positive they’ll get a charge out of it. Seeing them traveling along the ground will be polarizing to their friends: not a single one will remain neutral, not even Adam.
So this is definitely Mac compatible? Or maybe just the wheel?
@heartny Nope Linux only
These are $8 off at MorningSave with VMP discount.
@2many2no Do you need a promo code for the $8 off? I am a VMP but it still comes up as 79.99, plus free shipping and 6.60 tax
@2many2no I have not been able to get that discount code to work in a long while now.
@jasont2 Yes, your coupon code is VMP.
It works.
@Euniceandrich thank you! That worked
@2many2no @mandirose @troy
So are these exactly the same thing, or a less fancy model? There’s no model number shown for the MS one.
@2many2no @Kyeh @mandirose @troy MS is using the exact same pics as Meh. and the stats that are listed are identical. And both sites ran out of pink around the same time, so I think it’s safe to assume they are both selling the same exact model
@jasont2 @Kyeh @mandirose @troy
Only black left now.
Click “Got a coupon?”
Enter “VMP” as the coupon code for 10% off.
Hint: you have to actually be VMP to use it.
@2many2no @jasont2 @mandirose @troy
Thanks - I’m not going to buy it; I was just curious. Usually things are featured here at a lower price, and the MS one had an additional color, so that’s strange.
It’s never too early for their first concussion.
@sjk3 That’s why their skulls are so squishy whe…I mean…um…
@Mediocrebot did it!
Awesome!
OWLS! TOWELS! JOWLS! AWESOME!
Just want to share this with you all:
@Maccroney
Fantastic.
@Maccroney Wow, that’s a real thing? I never would have guessed. I’m not sure how I feel about that.
@Maccroney Feh! Amateurs. I didn’t see much drafting there unless they were in a situation where they couldn’t pass. OTOH, they did seem pretty good at taking each other out.
So these are the new Dominos electric delivery vehicles?
Shouldn’t we make these as electricity generators so we can charge things off them and the kids get a little exercize?
@IAMIS Like a Kick N Go scooter with a giant battery pack to store the charge?
@yakkoTDI Yes. Then they can charge their phone wherever they are.
@IAMIS Particularly starting at 5:15 in the vid…
Having broken my foot in the past, I question whether there is actually a safe way to do it.
What! No Bluetooth speakers?
@Woody1 Maybe someone can make a scooter where you need a phone app to control the throttle and brake.
@brennyn @Woody1 Don’t give them ideas.
Are they gonna run this thing for like three weeks or what let’s move on it’s 9 o’clock