Look Smart Trivia: Presidential Facial Hair

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It took the USA four score and four years to elect its first fuzzfaced president - birthday boy Abraham Lincoln - and we haven’t had one in almost a century now. But in between, the White House hosted such a hirsute parade of extravagantly bewhiskered dudes, it looked like a craft distillery. Can you name these five Chief Executives solely by their mug-thatch? If you’re the first one to do so in a comment below, you’ll score a $5 Meh coupon (unlike a real fiver, Lincoln portrait not included). Insert signoff catchphrase here!

Yesterday’s weird symphony of Unusual Instruments was music to the ears of @ruouttaurmind, who scored (get it?) a $5 Meh coupon:

  1. Melodica
  2. Subcontrabass Flute
  3. Theremin
  4. Mizwad
  5. Serpent