Living in a constant state of fear of NEOPRENEMAGEDDON

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After barely surviving NEOPRENEMEAGEDDON I made the horrible mistake of asking why unlike some that felt the full wrath of 30 things no one really needed or even wanted I only got 25 things no one really needed or even wanted.
After finally suckering unsuspecting co workers into unburdening me, I recalled that there was a forshadowing of an impending NEOPRENEMAGEDDON 2: THE NEOPRENEMAGEDDONING. I've made it almost 2 months unscathed, but these words taunt me, reminding me that no one is ever safe.
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