"I didn't do it" "I didn't take it" "I did the dishes" (said in a whine when the truth was she put them all in the oven - dirty; there were boys waiting on the porch) "I don't have any homework"
I have a teen and I have reached the conclusion that some/much of the time if her mouth is moving she is lying
"We are so happy for you!" in response to announcing that I'm leaving for a new, higher paying role elsewhere. I felt like I was looking into the hold of a sinking ship and they were barely swimming rats saying "take us with you". (seriously, 3 people texted me later to say "don't forget me once you are in your new job")
"I'll be there in 45 minutes" "I should have this fixed in a couple of hours" "This will be about $1,300 to repair" -Plumber who left me with a $10,00 quote and my toilet in my living room
"No, she hasn't been given that medication" "She was already anemic" "it's probably the painkillers" -medical professionals overseeing a relative's care
"Thank you for your resume. We appreciate your interest in employment at..." -about a hundred auto-replies
It's been a rough day. I took this as an opportunity to vent :)
@Kleineleh I knew that was the reason my eye sight has been getting better, all thanks to the excessive bourbon! What are you currently drinking? I know it's not bourbon as you pointed out to @MEHcus, but I've been enjoying some so damn smoky, and delicious.
@JonT I've yet to develop a taste for scotch, but people keep telling me I should give it another shot, so I suppose I will have to do that one of these days. I currently only have Jack on me, it's all I remembered to grab leaving the house, but I've got a moonshine at home that I've really been digging
"Your voice really counts!" said by management during a meeting today discussing the results of a company-wide survey.
"Your call is very important to us, please remain on the line"
@JonT So you don't have a direct line to Meh customer service either?
@mydrivec like we would ever say anything like that.
@JonT now I'm gonna have to call in to see what y'all say.
"You make the call, I am sure you know what's best"
and of course as soon as I make a decision I am asked why I made the wrong decision
"No, I don't have herpes"
"I said I'm fine."
@conandlibrarian That gif gave me a seizure.
@conandlibrarian Speaking of this, can we talk about a Stefan movie? This. Must. Happen.
Why is your name listed at the end of this response instead of the beginning? I blame @marklog
@marklog Yes, I would gladly pay money to see this movie.
"You can't find a better deal anywhere else!"
"This is a deal you just can't pass up!"
"One Day, One Deal".
"Have a good workout." said the worker at the desk. We all know there is no such thing.
"Good morning."
"Trust me, I know what I'm doing."
"We love you, son."
@Mac454 that got dark fast.
@JonT
"I've got a headache."
"It's so big."
@stupidrobot Lies today...not lies you hear every day
@stupidrobot
"That was incredible! Wow!"
"I didn't do it"
"I didn't take it"
"I did the dishes" (said in a whine when the truth was she put them all in the oven - dirty; there were boys waiting on the porch)
"I don't have any homework"
I have a teen and I have reached the conclusion that some/much of the time if her mouth is moving she is lying
@Kidsandliz Judge Judy always says, How do you know if a teen is lying? Their lips are moving.
someone at meh must have too much time on their hands… I just noticed what is under the gray top of the page LOL
I'll be there in just a minute.
We respect your privacy.
I look around these forums and I see nothing but untapped potential...
@carl669 YOU have potential
@JonT YOU have potential
@marklog YOU have potential
oh boy...
@TaRDy nothing short of GENIUS! Nicely done sir!
@TaRDy
@JonT
the more I watch your gif, the more I believe Kobe was impressed with my post
"We are so happy for you!" in response to announcing that I'm leaving for a new, higher paying role elsewhere. I felt like I was looking into the hold of a sinking ship and they were barely swimming rats saying "take us with you". (seriously, 3 people texted me later to say "don't forget me once you are in your new job")
@mydrivec wow that is great. Congrats. to bad for your colleges
"I'll be there in 45 minutes"
"I should have this fixed in a couple of hours"
"This will be about $1,300 to repair"
-Plumber who left me with a $10,00 quote and my toilet in my living room
"No, she hasn't been given that medication"
"She was already anemic"
"it's probably the painkillers"
-medical professionals overseeing a relative's care
"Thank you for your resume. We appreciate your interest in employment at..."
-about a hundred auto-replies
It's been a rough day. I took this as an opportunity to vent :)
@Kleineleh hope things get better. I'm sure speaker docks will help…right?
@JonT a) Thanks! They will. No idea how, but they will.
@JonT b) You spelled bourbon wrong
@Kleineleh bourbon helps almost everything
@Kleineleh
@JonT I knew I liked you for a reason! Also, this: http://www.ascendantspirits.com/bourbon_cures_vodka_induced_blindness
@MEHcus you also spelled bourbon wrong
@Kleineleh I knew that was the reason my eye sight has been getting better, all thanks to the excessive bourbon! What are you currently drinking? I know it's not bourbon as you pointed out to @MEHcus, but I've been enjoying some
so damn smoky, and delicious.
@JonT I've yet to develop a taste for scotch, but people keep telling me I should give it another shot, so I suppose I will have to do that one of these days. I currently only have Jack on me, it's all I remembered to grab leaving the house, but I've got a moonshine at home that I've really been digging
I feel the need to clarify that it's a legal bottle. Really, taxed and everything- http://www.catdaddymoonshine.com/
@JonT That bottle looks nice. I will have to get some to try while I burn Castro's crops, one stick at a time.
@JonT
Oooh, yes.
So have there been no lies told in Korea today?
"Do whatever you want"
"don't worry. there won't be any scope creep on this project."
dammit skype, you did it again.
@carl669
Cause they love you.
@f00l
"You are a valuable customer and we value your time."
"yes, you can change your job" - national guard
20 minutes into call:
"No supervisor (or tech support) is available right now, however I am trained to handle this."
"The repairs are completed."
"It was my pleasure to help you today."
"I'm proud of you"
@MEHcus Your mom?
@MEHcus @snapster said this, didn't he.
@carl669 @lisaviolet Parents, siblings, employers, bus drivers, El Chapo and everyone else.
@MEHcus they're all proud.....