I can only imagine the design meeting where this was being discussed with a mix of native English speakers and non-English speakers, and the English manage to sell the table on the idea of the “party thruster mode” while stifling raucous laughter over what they’re getting away with.
Coming up on two hours in and… something witty could probably be said about that Karaoke geographic sales distribution… but I’m too sleepy after picking up kids from the High School dance after party and dropping them off at what hopefully were their own homes.
Hey no Meh face popsockets images and story here.
Remember that time before the Meh face pop socket spamming was rampant on Meh? It was the golden age of Meh… Now it’s mostly been the RU486…
Anyway, I might use this to spam about the Panama papers now.
I would buy this to sing about the corruption of the Panama papers and that we don’t even hide money offshore anymore. Right in Delaware and Vegas Billionaire jerkoffs are hiding money… I would sign the lyrics of my heart into this machine and not the lyrics of the lame… stay true.
@fastharry Have you ever bought anything from Meh.com? They have never shipped anything in 24 hours it is more like they want an easy Friday of no shipping so they can make sure the warehouse crew can knock off early and not get overtime.
That was a GREAT write up very funny. Thank you for something other than a t-shirt. You also but up the item I have been wanting the most just for the 1,000 watts of power but I have no use for this at all. As a matter of fact this summer I had just bought the LG 100 watt system to take to the warehouse and two days latter you but this up for sale for what was it 229 dollars so the price point of 174 is a bargain price for sure. The 100 watt sounds great and blast in the warehouse so I can only imagine how loud this would get.
A “karaoke” machine that includes no microphone and has no video output to play CD+G for the lyrics? I suppose you could use Apple TV, Chromecast…etc to stream audio via bluetooth and use YouTube for karaoke video’s but that’s cumbersome.
I plan on buying my share which is a resounding zero of these… I mean if I wanted to party there is usually a good console game we could play (or a bad one like Mario Party). If there are too many people bring ya own dang console and TV even if you want… Usually these days though people have two televisions in da house. Even Karyoke games exist though so IDK I would rather donate my money then buy this… or I could hide money in Delaware under a shell company now that Mossack Fonseca is no longer a good option…
Maybe even send a squad of goons to murder any investigative journalists who get into it like they did in Malta.
But there is no mic? How can you even sing with no mic and record? I am zoo glad I did not buy this. I am already very electronically confused that this would have really been a terrible choice. Glad I took time to read the description closely.