Less than 40 BT speakers sold yesterday & look at the sales on this dog of a "computer".
0The law of diminishing returns is finally setting it. All the meh buyers either have 15 bluetooth speakers or don’t have any. Enough with the bluetooth speakers. Lets have some new shit. Everyone is getting tired of the old shit. Or more Fuckos-can never get enough red bags.
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Yesterday wasn’t just Bluetooth speakers, they were the Atmos surround sound speakers. Probably why sales were terrible. You have to have the atmos receiver.
Yea just wait until they drop some more beam cubes 2 for $10 and see how many bluetooth speakers they move
@thismyusername What the fuck man? ESP? Can you tell us what they’re going to sell tomorrow too?
@thismyusername You were off by $2
@thismyusername The force is strong with this one.
@thismyusername quick- what are the lottery numbers for the Powerball?
@cinoclav I predict it will be a vessel for liquids, or a knife (set).
@wishlish 42
@ticklescratch true… look at meh gouging us fools. I would have expected it to be the ones with aux out for $6 each.
I think you’re referring to the “Pioneer Dolby Atmos Bookshelf Speakers” sale. As far as I know, those were NOT bluetooth speakers. Just regular speakers that require an amplifier.
Whew. I’m pretty bad at remembering what we are selling today, but I really could not at all remember selling Bluetooth speakers over the weekend.
I’ll never say never, but I’d say yesterday may be the conclusion of our “make sure every single Meh user has had a chance to buy Atmos speakers” project. (Of course, now that I’ve said that, our buyers will pitch another set tomorrow.)
@dave Of course if you are bad at remembering what is and was being sold…um…there is a website for that… as perhaps you might remember…on occasion…at least sometimes…like when you get your paycheck or get tagged by someone…(grin)
@Kidsandliz Mostly I’m in deep on what we’re selling tomorrow, so remembering what we’re selling today is tougher. (And my browser home page is meh.com/forum because I like keeping up with you all.)
@dave Oh. I think we need a new feature. VMPs should be able to see what you’ll be selling tomorrow. Maybe at 4pm today.
@sligett @dave This is Meh. They would implement the feature but you’d only get to see the color of what’s being sold tomorrow.
@dave just giving you a hard time… : )
@sligett We do have an extra special ability like this, but it’s called “come work for us.” As a bonus feature, we also pay money. https://mediocre.com/jobs
@dave The problem there is that employees cannot buy Fuko’s.
@cengland0 The problem is that I don’t meet a single qualification for any of those jobs. Especially the “diplomatic” thing.
@sammydog01 @dave Other than being an engineer, I doubt I have many of the necessary skills. I can be diplomatic, though. If @KittySprinkles can be nice & sweet on the job, then I think we all have a chance
@dave You changed your job site provider since the last time I looked- what prompted the change?
@dashcloud This one is free and has a way better admin side. I’m not sure if it didn’t exist when we started or we just hadn’t found it yet.
@cengland0 It is not accidental that there is not a role that both can see what is for sale tomorrow and can buy Fukos.
@dave
How about Meh creates a new position which I am fully qualified for, can do from my house, pays minimum wage, and doesn’t let me see what is for sale the following day?
Also, would it be too much to ask for a 30 hour work week, dental and medical healthcare, and all expenses paid vacation days?
If that last paragraph seems too much, just remember: minimum wage.
@ilovehollboll Oh, hell. I’d take the job for minimum wage, provide the free services of a former tech-support guy, don’t need the medical insurance (although dental would be nice), and can manage without paid vacation days.
@dave I wonder if it’s deliberate or just random chance that my work network does not block meh.com or mediocre.com but does block medicore.com/jobs
@dave are all of your CS reps in-house? Would love to apply if I can remotely work from sunny California.
@conandlibrarian What, sunny N TX isn’t good enough for you?
@dave
Let’s low bid this.
I’ll work for karma.
@f00l @magic_cave @conandlibrarian
Are you TRYING to prevent me from getting a mediocre job?
@Dave don’t listen to them.
@Hollboll - Enjoy the vase headed your way. It has nothing to do with this conversation.
@dave Sigh, I looked at your openings. I didn’t see a requirement for a Fortran coder (II or IV), part-time. If you have such an opening, I can work remote and ship you my decks (via smartpost or unsurepost or whatever you call it).
Let’s dust off the old 1620 and calcomp plotter and see what we can do together. Thanks.
@sligett Where would be the fun and site traffic in that?
@compunaut I’ve looked wistfully at the job openings, but even meh can’t justify moving to the hell known as texas.
Someone wants to come help me so I can poke around in here again? Sold.
@Bingo did you spell it that way from your work network? How about here?
@hollboll We all want to help you and see you back here!
@hollboll
/giphy happy leg end
@hollboll @conandlibrarian did offer to apply to the job, as long as it could be done remotely.
@dashcloud @hollboll @conandlibrarian
So did I…
@dashcloud I’ll do anything to help @hollboll
@conandlibrarian
Would you like my username?
@hollboll
What do/did you think of the vase?
@someRiverNoise
You got @hollboll a vase? Hmmm… I could beat that easily.
@PantHeist
It may be Hell, but it’s a fun Hell, mostly. When y’all are done w school, come on down.
You’ll prob like it in spite of all the drawbacks. And there’s still some place left.
@f00l Maybe to visit, but I couldn’t live there. Politics aside, I melt when it gets above 85.
@PantHeist The politics are piss-poor, but all the AC keeps it well below 80
@compunaut I lived in NW GA for 6 months. AC burned out in May, in June I moved to NH
@PantHeist In TX, even slumlords provide AC
@compunaut that would be nice…
@PantHeist
It’s hard to find something without a/c around here. You’re only out in it if you wanna be.
Also, you live here, you acclimate. Just like anywhere else.
@f00l check your email already!
@PantHeist
It will be a few hours. Too many interruptions till then.