JUNK FOOD
6We need to know more.
We can be as cats are, as they investigate laser pointers. We will try to understand, but will always be confounded.
This morning for me: leftover stale movie popcorn because I really needed to have the collectible Rouge One popcorn tin.
Thus am I enslaved to stale popcorn.
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You had the tin right there in front of you, and you still spelled it “rouge” instead of “rogue”.
@Shrdlu Ho, wait! You mean it’s NOT Rouge 1?
Well, that changes everything.
@Shrdlu
@f00l apologies for paying no attention to spelling.
@f00l was traumatized years ago by losing a spelling bee and now cannot face the issue.
Also @f00l is assisted in this imbecility by @autocorrect.
Also @f00l did not feel like getting up this morning anyway.
Also stale popcorn corrupts one’s eithics and one’s commitment to civilized values.
Also @f00l was concerned with rotating the pix to vertical.
@f00l has no excuse.
/8ball does @f00l have an excuse?
Concentrate and ask again
Ok
/8ball Are you willing to provide @f00l with a sufficient excuse?
It is certain
Ok, /8ball, give. @f00l needs that excuse.
/8ball What’s the excuse for @f00l’s @f00lish spelling errors besides unconsciousness and inattention that did happen to be present at that moment? And besides it’s Saturday? And besides never knowingly proofreading anything, ever?
It is certain
/8ball Thats a damned lame excuse. Fuck you, /8ball.
You may rely on it
@f00l
/8ba𝗅𝗅 why is @f00l such a goofball?
What the fuck do I look like, a mind reader?
@jbartus
@RiotDemon
@shrdlu
@f00l assets that K-2SO could use some rouge anyway.
So there. Proof positive.
/8ball Is Rouge One is part of Lancôme’s new line?
Yes
@jbartus
/8ball Is The Great Goofball is in alliance with /8ball?
Yes definitely
@f00l
/8ball did @f00l mess up again and say “assets” instead of “asserts”?
It is certain
/8ba𝗅𝗅 Why does @f00l do these things?
Why the fuck do you keep asking me these fucking questions? Do you think I’m fucking omniscient or something? Fuck man, leave me alone I’m trying to watch my fucking shows.
@jbartus
No @f00l did not say “assets” instead of “assets” you asshole. @autocorrect said that. Blame @autocorrect.
/8ball Does @autocorrect continually fuck @f00l over on spelling and grammar?
Without a doubt
/8ball Does @autocorrect intend to frame @f00l for every conceivable internet crime?
Most likely
/8ball Are thingsgoing precisely according to @autocorrect’s plan?
It is decidedly so
@f00l
Fuck this. You had to interrupt me? I’m busy bringing that galaxy under the total domination of the empire right now. Don’t you want galactic peace?
Oh yeah. One more thing. You look kinda pale. Go put on some Rouge.
@f00l a-a-a-asshole?
I-I-I d-d-didn’t…
I-I-I was j-ju-ust…
@jbartus
Spoken in the fondest possibly sense.
/8ball Did @f00l hurl “asshole” at @jbartus with extreme fondness?
Without a doubt
@jbartus
Is @f00l forgiven yet for the “a-word” intended word joke or not?
Speak up. Don’t keep poor @f00l in an agony of suspense or poor @f00l’s spelling will get even worse.
@f00l grovels.
Also @f00l shamelessly mentions that @f00l’S meds ran out a few days ago and @f00l has not yet gone to the pharmacy to pick up the refill, so technically, … if you wanted to think that perhaps @f00l is not fully coherent or responsible, … you could kinda …
Well you could.
@f00l
/8ball should I accept @f00l’s explanation?
Don’t count on it
@jbartus @f00l
Will you two ladies please leave me the fuck alone? I’m trying to watch my fucking soaps here and you two are fucking giving me the third fucking degree here every five minutes.
/8ball You are an asshole aren’t you? The real kind. And in league (or is that “leauge”) with that other asshole @autocorrect, aren’t you?
You may rely on it
@f00l how many rolls of the 8 ball did it take to get the answer you wanted?
@f00l
What part of ‘leave me the fuck alone’ didn’t you understand, Sport? All day long it’s “/8ball This” and “/8ball That”, it’s the fucking weekend and I’m trying to relax!
@Kidsandliz My guess is 7.
@f00l
Dammit @f00l. You distracted me again. And just as I was about to do a fancy joint destruction of Tatooine and Naboo with one blast.
And now I don’t have time to try again because the fucking @Emperor (Or is it @Snoke this year? I forget. Well, it’s some @SupremeAsshole or other) has sent me a new mission.
Gotta go find some beyond pointless lost bumfuck called Earth. It’s in the way of the Vogon’s next galactic superhighway project.
Dammit, I signed up for war and galactic domination, not some pissant outer-rim-worlds construction job those Vogons ought to be able to handle by themselves. And you should see their personal habits. No wonder everyone decent carries a towel when you’re near one of them.
@f00l, you bother me again and see what happens. I might teach you Vogon spelling.
Oh yeah. @f00l? You listening? On you, that shade of Rouge sucks. Looks like makeup on a rotting log.
But then anything’s an improvement, right?
Have a nice day.
@jbartus
@Kidsandliz
@8ball
The force was strong with /8ball and @f00l today.
/8ball. Is that true?
It’s true beyond your imaginings.
@f00l It is true beyond our imaginings because we image that you had to edit and say it multiple times to get it to say what you wanted it to say LOL
@Kidsandliz
Oh, go be superior to us all and just sail something while playing Bach on the carillon.
Send pix.
@f00l I like how you tried to do what I was doing by using a period to circumvent the 8ball script and the linking in the actual image
3 points for effort!
@jbartus
@f00l had done that long before now with the period or a comma, accidentally, and fixed it. So @f00l already knew how.
NA NA NA NA NA.
@8ball
As for the “amateur hour” look, that was quite deliberate. If you’re in a really good mood, you could consider it to be intended as a compliment. Though I wouldn’t, were I you.
/8ball It’s been such a great day so far. Why don’t you just go play the carillon with @kidsandliz already? She’s actually good, and maybe you won’t mess it up too much. I could use some Bach about now.
As I see it, yes
@autocorrect
/8ball is @autocorrect and his Death-Space-Yugo anywhere close to Earth yet? Hurry!
Ask again later
/8ball. So?
. Learn patience, grasshopper. Listen to @kidsandliz play Bach and gain inner tranquility.
@8ball
/8ball. So are you amused, @8ball? Getting on with the Vogons? Got a towel?
Bach is bliss.
@Shrdlu
That just might be the longest single string of meaningless jabber in response to a simple, poignant observation.
@RedOak
We try. We try.
/giphy rouge one
/giphy rogue one
@Shrdlu
@shrdlu
That thing looks like it’s the size of a bathroom trash can. That’s where I would of left the popcorn. Stale popcorn sucks.
@RiotDemon Not if you have a flock of crows. Crows plus a giant pile of popcorn = entertainment.
Okay, but that “only in cinemas” has a shelf life shorter than the popcorn, as the film will be streaming on the 'net by January.
@rockblossom
It’s not streaming on the net today?
Bummer.
I want that tin. :|
Where did you get that tin it is awesome
@CaptAmehrican
IMAX theater in Fort Worth.
They had their regular popcorn bags and 3 themed tins. and this one was the coolest. The other two were plastic.
It’s about $10 or so?
So I’m stupid with money
And spelling.
Whatever. It’s Caturday anyway. I don’t have to spell today.
Homemade fried chicken and sweet potatoes fries.
@CaptAmehrican Not junk food, because the homemade chicken (unlike some commercial “nuggets”) actually contains chicken, and the fries are real sweet potatoes, which are packed with nutrients.
My list of junky junk food contains this list of six as well as Cool Whip. I prefer my whipped cream with only two ingredients: cream and air. Whipped corn-syrupy plastic is not my idea of a dessert topping.
@rockblossom yeah but deep fried is not good for you. However tasty and warm on a cold icy day
@rockblossom
You are Hard Core. Or Horde Core. Or something.
Anyway, I totally believe your excellent taste in musics.
@CaptAmehrican
Your idea of junk food actually sounds kinda incredible. Want.
@f00l it is pairing wonderfully with a jailbreak ale
@rockblossom your whipped cream needs sugar!
@RiotDemon and vanilla.
@CaptAmehrican Right. I am going to sneak into your house to eat. Lets see, what are you having in about 2 days. That is around how long it will take me to get there…
@RiotDemon Maybe YOUR whipped cream needs sugar. Mine doesn’t.
@CaptAmehrican Want.
drools
@CaptAmehrican
@RiotDemon
@Rockblossom
@kidsandliz
@jbartus
I’m feeling like an amateur n00b among accomplished pros.
But always up for unhealthy instruction!
@f00l ever make kettle corn at home?
@RiotDemon
No. just the bag stuff and the air-pop stuff.
@f00l I don’t even eat movie theatre popcorn anymore since I started making kettle corn at home.
My job has a popcorn machine so if I want just regular popcorn I’ll eat that there.
Someone gave me the Orville Redenbacher self stirring popcorn machine and I let it sit in the box for probably a year because I thought it was useless. Then I tried kettle corn in it. Ugh, so good. You just add sugar to the oil, and make sure to take it out as soon as the popping slows so you don’t burn it.
@RiotDemon
Why add the sugar to the oil? For sweetness or because it alters the cooking properties?
@f00l kettle corn is supposed to be sweet
@f00l what @jbartus said. Supposed to be sweet. You can usually find kettle corn at fairs, cooked in huge kettles, hence the name. It’s the best combo of salty and sweet.
I seriously can’t wait til the caramel M&M’s are available.
@cinoclav
I didn’t know. Now I know.
@cinoclav never heard of this either.