@therealjrn At least one person votes for me every month. I feel liked

@PooltoyWolf Well, nominated, at least.

@narfcake I’m such a greenhorn xD

@narfcake @PooltoyWolf I vote for you every month.

@narfcake @sammydog01 I appreciate it! I think. XD

@narfcake @sammydog01 @PooltoyWolf You really don’t know what you are asking for, do you? By the end of the month you will be so tired of this place it will make your head spin. You will be blamed across all threads, not just the blame thread.
GoaTs are on our time - not yours.

@mfladd @narfcake @sammydog01 Good thing inflatable wolves are quite bouncy and resilient

@therealjrn heeeeey, now that I’ve switched my vote, @pooltoywolf might win this thing. You can go all the way, friendo! I believe in youuuuuuuuu!

@therealjrn @UncleVinny Oh no, what have I gotten myself into?

@PooltoyWolf I’ll vote for you every month. Unless you piss me off.
/giphy don’t piss me off

@sammydog01 Duly noted!

@narfcake

@heartny Like you even have a say in this? I posted a death certificate and I still got elected despite its authenticity with forged meh signatures and all!, in the middle of a move no less… so I was a shitty goat as I just didn’t have time with 8 days to find a place to live, move out of state and start a new job… so if neither of those things aren’t valid excuses I don’t know what is

@heartny loves purple.

@heartny

@narfcake plus @heartny I love your username. It reminds me of the neoprene that meh did… @thumperchick bring back neoprene. Make meh mediocre again!

@heartny @narfcake @sohmageek something something bath.

@heartny @narfcake @Thumperchick old school…

@heartny Already GoaTed. It would require a name change.

@mfladd Sounds like a plan

@heartny @mfladd No goat emeritus badge means eligibility, right?

@heartny @narfcake

@heartny @mfladd @narfcake

So there are no rules, except when there are rules?

@lichme LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICH!!

@heartny @carl669 He should be exempt next month. Just made a baby boy who finished cooking last night.

https://meh.com/forum/topics/look-what-i-made-1

@Kidsandliz Congrats to him and family, but he should have plenty of time to goat since he won’t be getting any sleep.

@heartny I agree with @Kidsandliz. With a new addition to his family, this is not the time to goat him.

Now if @lichme makes other excuses in the future …

(cc: @Seeds, @shahnm, @ACraigL, @therealjrn, @sammydog01, @carl669, @Kawa)

Fair enough

@carl669 @heartny @Kidsandliz Congratulations in the new addition to your family! Do we get to see pics of the little bit?

@carl669 @heartny @Kidsandliz Dang, I didn’t even add his name @lichme to my congrats!

@mehbee You really should be more careful about posting in a future GoaT thread. It might give some people future ideas. Just say’n

@mfladd You’re right! I will be much more careful in the future, especially when there was a perfectly good and much safer thread I could use. Thanks for having my back!

@mehbee I think it already might be too late. People have been goated for less (grin).

@Kidsandliz Dang my stupid need to be happy for other people!

@Seeds thank you for the scavenger hunts though seeds, they were pretty fun

@moonhat Glad everyone’s been enjoying them. They’ve definitely brightened my month up too. The participation has been amazing. I just dread tallying scores and counting votes :p

@f00l
@mfladd
@mflatt

@f00l
@mfladd
@mflatt

@f00l I think we should nominate @mflassy just so that bitch would have to do some work.

@chacham

That guy is always such a blank to me.

@f00l The cat in the hat knows a lot about that. Though, i’m not so sure about this.

@chacham
need to remove the s from https.

@mikibell Thank you. I forgot…again.

@chacham no worries … at all… didn’t know you forgot in the past

@mikibell Heh, it was like, yesterday. I have to remember that even though i can see it, it’s because i was logged in.

@PooltoyWolf Does it involve furry costumes?

@mfladd Actually no, it’s something I could reliably come up with 31 different versions of…and I like trains

@mfladd @PooltoyWolf OMG I like trains too! I have one on my license plate.

@mfladd @PooltoyWolf @sammydog01
I think we have an actual race!

@mfladd @sammydog01 Then you’ll probably like what I have planned!

@PooltoyWolf - This message is for you:
@heartny - This message is for you … to analyze the letters.

And yes, the keyboard on my laptop is purple – which will further keep @PlacidPenguin busy in figuring out what laptop it is.

@heartny @narfcake @PlacidPenguin I KNOW WHAT LAPTOP IT IS

@narfcake What does “Sinx” mean? This might have been a good entry for Seeds Scavenger Scramble day 22.

@heartny @narfcake Who is Don T? Is he a new mehmber?

@mfladd @PooltoyWolf @sammydog01
/youtube asdf I like trains

@PooltoyWolf @RiotDemon @sammydog01

@mfladd @PooltoyWolf @RiotDemon @sammydog01

edit way too long for this thread. one sec.
https://meh.com/forum/topics/i-heard-you-liked-trains

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@mfladd @RiotDemon @sammydog01 Giggity.

@parodymandotcom “I only have two goats, but my goats have some goats.”

Clothing can be so specific these days!

@kdemo YES! UncleVinny!

@kdemo oh geez, I’m not sure what act could follow the last two goats, they were amazing.

@kdemo @UncleVinny

oh geez, I’m not sure what act could follow the last two goats, they were amazing.

The Aristocrats?

@kdemo @UncleVinny Maybe it’s time to lower the bar for future goats. That could be your contribution.

@kdemo @sammydog01 if nominated, I will not run (away), if elected I will not serve (a subpoena). But bar-lowering seems within my powerz.

@UncleVinny - We have had goats of every stripe.

The only requirement is that you shoulder blame, and even there you could pass the ‘buck’.

I predict your cleverness will carry you through, no pressure, really!

@kdemo Additional reason to vote @UncleVinny:
https://meh.com/forum/topics/your-forum-headers-are-too-tall-by-one-pixel-meh

@narfcake @UncleVinny - I don’t have a pixel ruler, so I was blissfully unaware.

@kdemo @narfcake if you vote for me, I promise/threaten that there will be a steady patter of trivia, minutiae and cantbebothereds in the forums! You may rely upon it.

@narfcake @UncleVinny - If you’re campaigning for votes, I’m pretty sure you’re doing it wrong.

@kdemo @narfcake I just want everybody to be on the same page is all! Wanna make sure we’re reading from the same missal, preaching from the same choir, barfing from the same esophagus, gardening with the same hoe, disciplining the same tyke, proselytizing to the same grebe, dislocating the same shoulder, withdrawing a motion for pro hac vice admission – if you will – without the same prejudice.

@narfcake @UncleVinny - But how is meh going to stay in business if we only need one of each thing to go around?

@mfladd I say a vote for me is a vote for anyone else

@heartny

@mfladd

I voted. Since no one ever offered me a decent bribe, that plan for universal domination is kinda dead.

So voted. Again and again. To make a bigger tie.

/giphy “tie one on”

@narfcake

@heartny @narfcake wasn’t there someone recently in the forums who said they went to school with the ermrgerd girl? I wanted to hear stories, but never got any.

@UncleVinny I don’t remember.

/blame goat.

@heartny You might get GoaTed for that - be careful.

p.s. I haven’t voted yet

@heartny @mfladd
Make sure you use the proper version of the TPS report cover page.

@heartny @mfladd @mike808 I heard there was a memo about that. Could you run off a copy and staple it to my chair, please? That way I won’t “miss” it when I sit down, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! Boy, I tell ya.

@heartny @mfladd @UncleVinny

@heartny you get my vote now… none of this gotta get the other guy voted!

@amehzinggrace I like this idea.

@amehzinggrace and 3rd place get august

@amehzinggrace @CaptAmehrican @sammydog01
You lazy people!

@CaptAmehrican @mfladd @sammydog01
I was just trying to help…dull disclaimer…if I get goated then ya’ll all will be bored with daily toddler updates…although maybe it’ll get me on-track w/ showing up every day…but possibly not…I’m not really sure what the rules are so I’m “assuming” I can make them up

@amehzinggrace @CaptAmehrican @mfladd @sammydog01 Toddler Updates??? Toddler Updates??? SQUEEE!!1!

@amehzinggrace @CaptAmehrican @mfladd @sammydog01

as far as I can tell, there are no rules for goathood.

@amehzinggrace @CaptAmehrican @mfladd @sammydog01 @Seeds Correct. Every goat has done their own thing, whether it’s journal entries, boats, poetry, contests, telling others off, or spending the month ignoring the blames.

@amehzinggrace @CaptAmehrican @mfladd @sammydog01 I’M ALREADY SUPER EXCITED ABOUT TODDLER UPDATES

@UncleVinny
I see your deflection…no rush…toddler years last from 12-36 months…there’s plenty of time…and there are others w/ small ones who may want to bask in toddler update limelight that future goathood may (or not) provide…and heck…we need to know what REALLY makes you tick too…

@therealjrn – clean up in aisle 4 – it is dripping with sarcasm!!!
@amehzinggrace I would love toddler updates, ask anyone!!

@amehzinggrace Um I am reasonably sure that I know some teens and 20 somethings who act like toddlers on occasion… just saying…

@amehzinggrace @Kidsandliz Sometimes toddling ain’t such a bad thing…

@2many2no @amehzinggrace @Kidsandliz Says the giant toddler

@CaptAmehrican @mfladd @sammydog01 @UncleVinny @2many2no @kidsandliz
I will say this…if and/or when I am ever goated…I won’t be all complainy…
A)I warned ya’ll
B)Its kinda an honor
I don’t get the dodging that everyone does…did I miss a memo?

@2many2no @amehzinggrace @CaptAmehrican @Kidsandliz @mfladd @sammydog01 @UncleVinny It’s tradition.

@sohmageek I rejected the Dead GoaT

@mfladd kill me? Really?

@sohmageek With re-goating talk it may be a necessary evil. Apologies though

@mfladd my condolences for July… you got a target now

@Kidsandliz I gotta go back a page first

@f00l Blame @UncleVinny in the blame thread too.