June Doom (June 2020 goat nominations)
7In Southern California, there’s a weather phenomenon called June gloom, where the skies are grey and the temperatures are mild.
On meh, there’s a monthly phenomenon where unsuspecting mehtizens gets crowned as the monthly scapegoat instead, hence their doom. And since @DrWorm’s reign is coming to an end, it’s time for another goat.
So nominate away!
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I nominate @moonhat
I nominate @Weboh for goat for the following reasons:
@DrWorm doesn’t celebrate Mother’s Day because they think it’s a Hallmark Holiday.
@Weboh Not quite.
https://meh.com/forum/topics/may-a-goat-o-cabra-ciudadano-de-muchos-culpa-----may-2017-nominations#59039290a8609a08dcf70f9b
@DrWorm doesn’t celebrate Mother’s Day because they think it’s a Hallmark Holiday.
@narfcake I salute your complete knowledge of goathood history. If I have your support, together we can MAGGA™ .
@Weboh 1214 meh button clicks and you’ve placed 1 order here? You haven’t spent enough for my vote.
@cinoclav @Weboh it was a very expensive 1 thing.
@cinoclav If you’d like, I can spend the same amount of money to buy something for you as well! (that item was a freebie Fuku) I’m always happy to trade someone else’s money for a few votes!
@cinoclav @Weboh We’ve had goats with zero orders and far fewer clicks before.
@Weboh
/giphy bravo!
@f00l @Weboh @ignorant @narfcake. I couldn’t care less how much $$ someone spends on this site, nor do I believe it has ever been a prerequisite for goat-dom. If there is a willing body that wants to serve as an active goat, why not. At least they will be present!
@DrWorm has no idea why they’re being tagged here.
@f00l @Ignorant @narfcake @tinamarie1974 @Weboh
It isn’t like being present is a requirement either.
@f00l @Ignorant @mike808 @narfcake @Weboh sadly. I blame our current goat for that one.
@DrWorm doesn’t celebrate Mother’s Day because they think it’s a Hallmark Holiday.
@f00l @Ignorant @narfcake @tinamarie1974 @Weboh
The current goat is merely continuing a long tradition of absentee goats.
@DrWorm has no idea why they’re being tagged here.
@f00l @Ignorant @mike808 @narfcake @tinamarie1974 And that’s a darn shame. That’s why, if I’m elected, I promise to do my best to drain the marsh where our past goats lie and set a new precedent to bring honor to the name of scapegoat. MAke Goathood Great Again!
@Weboh Wasn’t volunteering oneself an automatic disqualification? Or are we that hard up for new Goats?
@cinoclav @Weboh So mehbe @Weboh will have enough clicks and orders in, oh, I don’t know, let’s pick a random number…5 months?
@Weboh @ybmuG You guys used to understand sarcasm.
@cinoclav @Weboh understood it, just played along with some of my own.
@cinoclav @Weboh @ybmuG Nobody seems to understand or appreciate sarcasm anymore.
/giphy sarcasm
@Weboh Okay, for awhile there I thought I might win and got inexplicably excited. Now that it looks like I won’t, here’s some desperate campaign promises*:
• If elected, I promise to try to make a post every day about something that interests me (and thus will naturally interest you, my loyal subjects).
• If elected, I will preemptively take blame for all the wrongdoings of any and every political entity and hopefully diffuse any angry discussions.
• If elected, I promise to also make meh great again by getting rid of the evil god CAPTCHA and thus make everyone more IRKsome.
• If elected, I will give everyone who votes for me a water buffalo.
MAGGA!
*note all campaign promises may not be fulfilled and depend on the cooperation of involved parties. This is not a legally binding document. Copyright Weboh for Goat INC, All rights reserved.
I am Weboh, and I approve this message.
Greetings, new robot friend. In time you will come to accept your robotic ways.
If I’m not ever the goat, I plan to ask you all lots of questions each day. FYI.
/giphy getting to know you
@DrWorm bought your mom that necklace you hated.
@moonhat you have never been goat?
@DrWorm is totally at fault here.
@tinamarie1974 no ma’am
@moonhat oh my gosh. We need to do something about this!
@moonhat @tinamarie1974 no idea how you escaped for so long.
I nominate @sammydog01 for being nice.
@patti me too!
I nominate @Patti for this:
https://meh.com/forum/topics/review-polti-moppy--a-meh-com-purchase
@sammydog01 Aw, that’s so nice but I hope instead that the review is of value to you! I would be a terrible goat. I am not worthy of goat status. I don’t click on the mehs, I barely buy anything anymore, and I don’t hang out. I nominate you instead!
Mayday! @DrWorm did the thing.
@patti As long as you show up one time, you’ll be ahead of some other goats.
@sammydog01 @patti has my vote. This was my first wife’s name and I can’t stand her. This is sorta kinda a revenge thing.
/giphy ex wife
If I ever win I’ll just post gifs, which is what I do anyway
/giphy everyone gets a gif
/giphy oprah
/giphy goat
@DrWorm is totally at fault here.
@DrWorm @mediocrebot
/giphy good bot
@dzieciom now that giphy reminds me of what a cat would do. Never knew a dog would do that.
@Kidsandliz
/giphy good cat
@Kidsandliz
/giphy if i fits i sits
June is already a short (30 day) month and here they shaved a day off the goat reign.
July goat should be pissed. Or not. Whatever
@DrWorm has no idea why they’re being tagged here.
@chienfou Pretty sure there’s someone to blame and kvetch about it. Now tell us how you really feel…
@moonhat is why there are no summer holidays in June.
@mediocrebot @moonhat
/giphy tongue in cheek
@mediocrebot @moonhat
@mediocrebot @moonhat
/giphy tongue in cheek
@DrWorm has no idea why they’re being tagged here.
Do we have a new Goat for June 2020?
Yes?
No?
@Ignorant
@Narfcake
@RiotDemon
@Thumperchick
Mayday! @DrWorm did the thing.
@f00l They’re busy answering complaints about shipping.
@f00l @sammydog01
TC is aware. They are being busy bees.
@RiotDemon @sammydog01
/youtube Flight of the bumblebee
@f00l I think I am