je suis drunk...
27well, well, well. we meet again @mediocrebot. I see how you’ve changed your shit up. trying to be all hip and bring other people like @lichme into the mix. trying to pretend like you’re sentient and all that.
but I’m on to you fucker. I see you trying to make me declare fealty to meh and the fuck count. I’ve got news for you though.
you’re not the boss of me! I count fucks when I damn well please.
one fuck
two fuck
three fuck
four.
I count the fucks
forever more.
if I should die,
'fore the count doth end,
let @kittysprinkles count in my 'stead.
should she not, keep good track,
let @mfladd pick up the slack.
should they both, drop the ball,
then let it be said,
fuck y’all.
for the mehcronomicon,
it doth recall,
declare those fucks,
so say we all.
peace out folks. be nice to each other.
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Fuck yeah!
@carl669 add another one to the count
Well fuckin’ A. Enjoy your drunk night, and may the morning not be too hard on you.
@djslack holy shit. Did You just fuckin’ beat the bot.? Is someone using a fixed list instead of LIKE “%fuck%” ? Bad programmer.
@djslack @unksol the fuckitude herein is to be lauded!
Hey @lichme can you tell caaaaaarrrrllllll @carl669 about this?
@djslack @unksol well that didn’t fuckin’ work.
There was a young fucker from fuck
Motherfucking right off the truck
He fucked up his plans,
That fuckity young man
He just had no damned fucking luck.
@carl669 add another one to the count
@mediocrebot just one?
@carl669 @mediocrebot
Ahem. <Cough>
@mediocrebot
just fucking one, you fuckwad motherfucker?
There. FTFY.
Hey @lichme can you tell caaaaaarrrrllllll @carl669 about this?
@mediocrebot He already starred it, so it’s safe to assume he saw it.
In honor of the great @carl669
Here is the famous The Wire “fuck count” scene:
/youtube the wire fuck scene
Did you know that @carl669 is the keeper of the count?
Red fuck
Blue fuck
One fuck
Two fuck?
On a scale of
whattothe fuck- how many email notifications is @carl669 getting for these?@carl669 @mediocrebot I hope one per fuck. If I at him while saying fuck does he get an extra?
On a scale of
whattothe fuck- how many email notifications is @carl669 getting for these?@carl669 @mediocrebot bad fucking bot. Be more creative
@carl669 add another one to the count
10 Print “Fuck”
20 Goto 10
@carl669 add another one to the count
@shahnm You BASIC fuck.
@carl669 add another one to the count
@gregormehndel @shahnm
‘C’ what I did?
Did you know that @carl669 is the keeper of the count?
@gregormehndel @mike808 @shahnm
/giphy slow clap
@carl669 @gregormehndel @mike808 @shahnm
/giphy “slow fucking clap”
On a scale of
whattothe fuck- how many email notifications is @carl669 getting for these?I’m not yet fully caffeinated, and I read the title as “jesus is drunk…”
That is all.
@DennisG2014 how do you know he isn’t?
@carl669 @DennisG2014
/youtube peter griffin blood of Jesus
Holy Fuck!
@carl669 I mean, I assume he would always be.
Wouldn’t you be, if you could turn water into wine?
@shawn @dave
Can we get an new markdown command?
I suggest and appeal for:
/Fuckcount
(Which would, of course, also invoke a @mediocrebot “fuck response” and a call-out to @carl669.)
Hey @lichme can you tell caaaaaarrrrllllll @carl669 about this?
Are you sober tonite, @carl669?
In that case:
Thou Fucking Fucker!
@f00l
Yoo-hoo!
Fucking @mediocrebot!
Time for work, fucker!
Hey @lichme can you tell caaaaaarrrrllllll @carl669 about this?
@carl669 Did you see that one caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl?
@lichme
I did liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiich!!
or “I am bourré”
@chienfou or, “estoy drunk”
/giphy three fucking sheets to the wind
