It's Wiggle Your Toes Day!

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Yes, it’s the day you’ve all been waiting for, Wiggle Your Toes Day.

Personally, having nearly recovered from a nasty case of gout in the huge joint where my big toe attaches, I am happy just to be able to wiggle my toes at all. To actually have a holiday in celebration of toe wiggling is pure bliss.

Since during these WFH times there is a good chance your toes are already out anyway, go ahead. Wiggle them! Let them revel in the joy of freedom. If you are at work (and you are not a lifeguard or a foot model), you can wait until you get home, although there is nothing to prevent you from throwing caution to the wind and surreptitiously wiggling your toes inside your shoes. If someone notices the smirk on your face, tell them it’s your secret. Better yet, share this little-known holiday!

With so many nail salons still closed, I can’t think of many other ways to celebrate. Hmm… with haiku popular here recently, how about writing one?

What the hell
A dumb little holiday
Wiggle wiggle

Surely you can do better than that.

If you have other ideas for celebrating this day, post 'em up!