It's less painful than I expected it to be...
15“shahnm clicked the meh button 2467 times, 1 day in a row, with a longest streak of 754 days in a row”
I think from here on out maybe I’ll stop counting down the remainder of my time on this earth by clicking the button everyday…
…Of course, I said that last time I fucked this up…
Oh well. Meh…
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Y’ever notice that the meh buttons on these posts are kind of pointy?
Looks like someone’s batteries ran out.
But it is kind of sad. And I found I don’t get over here as often now. Too busy watching craft porn I guess. (And craft porn isn’t nasty, but it is expensive.)
@shahnm I have about 150 more days to go to match my old record. To what end…? Nobody knows…
@UncleVinny You’ll be half a year older, look back on it, and… that’s about it. You’ll be half a year older.
@shahnm @UncleVinny But the big question will be - will your batteries still be as fresh?
@Kidsandliz @UncleVinny I may not be as reliable as I’d like with the damn button, but my trusty fridge will still be by my side!
@Kidsandliz @shahnm @UncleVinny Must be inconvenient as hell to go shopping that way. (But I guess you don’t have to worry about the ice cream melting on the trip back home.)
@Kidsandliz @phendrick @UncleVinny Sure, it adds some bulk. But on the plus side, I always have the freshest of batteries within arm’s reach! Living the dream, baby…!
@phendrick @shahnm @UncleVinny Yeah but don’t your batteries get worn out with all the work it takes them to keep your fridge cold while “out in the wild”?
@Kidsandliz @phendrick @UncleVinny Nah. The fridge stays plugged in! Remember when Meh sold extension cords??
@phendrick @shahnm @UncleVinny Now this I’d have to see - a, I don’t know, 10 mile extension cord? LOL
@Kidsandliz @phendrick @UncleVinny It’s all about the batteries!! Won’t someone please think about the batteries?!?
@phendrick @shahnm @UncleVinny Why? meh doesn’t think about the batteries. They have abandoned them and don’t seem to sell them anymore. That should mean plenty of orphaned batteries for you to adopt though… There is that.
@Kidsandliz @phendrick @UncleVinny If only… if only… if only there was somewhere else to buy batteries…
/giphy hmmm
@phendrick @shahnm @UncleVinny
Batteries. The new toilet paper?
@shahnm @Kidsandliz @phendrick
That’s a ‘hmmmm’ for the ages.
/giphy anthropologists of the future
@Kidsandliz @phendrick @UncleVinny I don’t think they’d be as absorbent or soft (and they might be pretty chilly, if you’re following proper battery storage etiquette), but whatever floats your boat…
@phendrick @shahnm @UncleVinny
/image empty store shelves
Don’t see any batteries there. Now what? Guess we will need to raid your fridge. Better batten down the hatches and boobytrap the door.
@Kidsandliz @phendrick @shahnm
Skedaddle! This here’s an air raid! Head for the mountaintops, my pretties! Fly! Fly! And catch up yon batteries, we’ll need um for victuals!