IRKaaS

mikey thought this was worth mentioning said
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Every time I step away for just a few minutes to get food, an Irk appears for me to miss. I’ve decided to monetize this phenomenon and offer Irk-as-a-Service. Simply Venmo me $5 (whisper for address) and I’ll step away from my computer for a snack and have my kids distract me for a few minutes. Plenty of opportunity for there to be an Irk and a slight chance you might even get one.