VMP is the same as one shipment ... So kinda confused as to why everyone doesn't cancel after 30 days, then sign back up when you make your next purchase. That way, depending on purchasing frequency, you'll get 12 months of VMP for a max of 11 payments, maybe 10, 9, whatever.
Only downside is if a freebie comes your way when you're temporarily not VMP. But you're losing a freebie, not real money.
Goodness, that shirt is ugly as hell and I doubt I'll wear it much in public...but...I made a vow to purchase at least one of every shirt...in for a shirt.
@mydrivec my wife could not care less...fuck its $8 for a shirt. Its a well known fact that my commitment to Meh is a bit over the top...im ok with that.
Last year you gave away a free month of VMP, a subscription that I have inexplicably yet to cancel. A year later, it's a much less merry Christmas indeed.
This is a hard one. I don't really like this design very much, but I want to have all the shirts. Not sure I can justify buying something on Christmas day that I likely won't wear.
@DaveInSoCal My husband came upstairs and said that this is one design he actually likes, so that was enough to tip the balance and I bought him and I both one. I'm hopeless. haha
@RedOx I just got my VMP shirt. LOVE it...what a bargain. This little fucker on my chest? Only if I'm dead and you really want me to wake up to take the shirt off!
@mydrivec that might be an interesting project. Maybe @matthew could work it into PHC some how. You know PHC zombie edition. Without the skull cleaning of course only the stuff you mentioned. I'm not that bizarre. Plus it's Christmas!!! Joy to you whether you want it or not
This irks me almost as much as that one scene in The Force Awakens. You know which one I mean if you've seen it. If you haven't seen it, probably don't read any replies to this post.
My order number is messy-spicy-parakeet. Google gives me images of parakeets. Yahoo gives me images of food or porn. I don't know which direction to go.
@mydrivec I know, they're different studios and everything! Seriously, though, I don't remember yahoo search being so porn-filled. It was nowhere near the worst image.
@mossygreen The Malevolent Order Name Generator probably does test runs on order names before putting them on the list. Sometimes it gets quite personal. I wouldn't have an issue with the images; go ahead.
@mydrivec Oh yes, I have plenty of room left...see...I just take the less shameful things off the wall...and replace them with the more shameful things. The less shameful things end up as gifts for someone I really am not too fond of ;)
Irk, I come here today at 11pm CST as this is one of the few days during the week I can check the site right at 11pm. Thanks for the shirt and Merry Christmas!
My daughter LOVES Irk. Thanks Meh. Wish it came out before Christmas. She intentionally puts in the wrong Meh.com address so she can listen to the "Something Went Terribly Wrong" song.
@Barney we can't all be photogenic. I'll take him good and bad. Oh and a special Merry Christmas to you ! I know extra hard this year. May you find some holly in your heart. 🎄👚and extra purple too ☂🍇🍡👾☮
@Trin I go there for the shirts. Since I didn't recognize either mashup character on the Xmas shirt, glad to see a shirt here with a character I do recognize.
Mehrry Christmas to all ! I am not home and am on different time zone. I have no idea if this is early or I am completely disoriented or what. Either way glad I checked. In for 2 because Irk.
It irks me that I have no clue about whatever show, cartoon or other thingy this shirt is supposed to be referencing.... If any.... Yes I scanned the notes here in an attempt to figure it out so,,,
while I can't say it's all I want for christmas, if someone would enlighten me I would make my Christmas a bit merrier...... And yes if nobody does it's going to irk me.
What are you doing here after midnight? Don'chu know Santa'll be here in less than 6 hours from now? Your kids will not let you sleep over this time no matter how much you insist it's your day off.
Ah, good ole American Apparel...where if you normally wear a medium, you buy a 3X, then have to give it to your 3 year old because she's the only one you know whom it will actually fit.
(No way I'm displaying an image of that gender-unknown psycho critter on my person without a footnote explanation in the form of a meh.com reference. So Meh can take the blame for eye-hurt.)
Sorry Irk shirt, I was contemplating buying it using my VMP powers, but today's deal sold me better, $7 for the usb wall thinger + the $1 for stealth vmp, good enough for me.
However, if someone at Meh decides they want to accidentally ship me this shirt, I would promise to wear it when I stream my PS4 gameplay on twitch which has a little camera that can show off the shirt.
Heads up - with the way the holidays fell, both printing and shipping are taking a little longer than we expected. Right now it's looking like you'll get your shirt more like the 13th to the 16th instead of the 6th to the 8th.
@dave knew it couldn't be good news if @mehcus was last person to post..what do I wear now for "ugly shirt" contest on the 11th?? (going naked is NOT an option, get your mind out of the gutter!) ;)
@mikibell Make your own ugly shirt! Get a t-shirt, spread some paint on it, put some stains on it, make it look like someone actually went to the trouble of designing it. No one's going to question you if you tell them it was a limited edition print from some site they've never heard of.
@dave SERIOUSLY! I'm outraged (that I didn't buy more shirts) I'm not going to demand... I'm not going to beg... (I think that @mehcus did enough of that) BUT... I'd love to get a 2nd one in 18 month size! Short or long sleeve... It'd be AWESOME and would be AMAZING for my son :)
@dave I had immediate buyer's remorse after getting this anyway. I would like a partial refund. Call it $9. $4 off on the shirt, but another $5 for my pain and suffering once I actually wear it.
@dashcloud my inlaws are having an ugly sweater contest...it is killing me because I am struggling to ruin sweaters to make them ugly! I safety pinned stuff to most of the sweaters, so they aren't a waste of money :(
@mikibell When we had our ugly sweater decorating party, we picked up $5 crewneck sweatshirts from walmart and used those - no one felt bad about ruining them.
@Thumperchick I wish that was the premise of this catastrophe. I think I am the only one who is changing the sweater. The rest are just buying sweaters marketed as "ugly sweaters" :( Luckily, my son opted out and said he owned his own ugly sweater and was happy to wear it!
Specs
Condition: New
Warranty: 90 Day Mediocre
Estimated Delivery: 1/6 - 1/8
Shipping: $5 or free with VMP
What’s in the Box?
1x “I Like Irk” American Apparel shirt
Pictures
Shirt
Mens
Womens
Warranty
90 days
X, as in Merry X-Meh all!!!!
Meh. Was hoping for something good for Christmas.
@Zibrony Last year we were let down hard, I didn't get my hopes up.
@Stallion free VMP was awesome, it's what got me started on this site. I consider it a truly mehsome gift!
@zxinfinity A gift, one that keeps on taking $5 per month #2,3,4.......and beyond.
VMP is the same as one shipment ... So kinda confused as to why everyone doesn't cancel after 30 days, then sign back up when you make your next purchase. That way, depending on purchasing frequency, you'll get 12 months of VMP for a max of 11 payments, maybe 10, 9, whatever.
Only downside is if a freebie comes your way when you're temporarily not VMP. But you're losing a freebie, not real money.
Just a thought.
Happy Christmas!
@Zibrony It's Friday and not speaker docks. That's a win right there.
This irks me
@AttyVette I see what you did there
@AttyVette Sad Chrristmas day offering. More like a "Go Irk yourself all you meh fans"
Mehrry Christmas!
No fuku? :(
@DrunkCat Meh-be it is a secret Fuku.
@yakkoTDI Or maybe it's two lamps
@Nexar there. are. four. lights.
@Nexar Or maybe it's a bath
Tax?!?!?!?!
@Collin1000 are you in California by chance?
Texas has annexed California... don't you watch the news?
@Collin1000 Merry christmas from the franchise tax board.
Merry Christmas Irk!
@densa trolls and Christmas don't mix
Dirty rats!!
I like Irk, but I like a good FUKU more. Sorry, Irk. You irked me. Goodnight.
meh
Mehry Christmas to all!
This deal "t's" me off :)
Goodness, that shirt is ugly as hell and I doubt I'll wear it much in public...but...I made a vow to purchase at least one of every shirt...in for a shirt.
Happy Holidays, Mehricans!
@studerc Why would you make such a vow? Are you actively trying to repulse women or do you enjoy your parents basement just THAT much?
@mydrivec well @studerc already has a mini-studerc, so repelling women would be a benefit
@mydrivec my wife could not care less...fuck its $8 for a shirt. Its a well known fact that my commitment to Meh is a bit over the top...im ok with that.
@communist Agreed...I love @chaoscatapult so much. She is so pretty.
(Glances over shoulder to see wife staring intently)
@studerc Merry Christmas to you, Mrs. Studerc and the little Studerc! :)
Maybe Fuku tomorrow, eh?
Merry Irk-Mehas All
Merry Christmas!
Well that's very...meh. :(
a very mehrry christmas...
Oh HELL NO...I hate that little fucker. Irk, I hope you die a slow horrible death. I would pay $8 just to make this offer go away!
Damnit...this is far beyond MEH...you made an effort here to piss me off.
:) Merry Christmas Everyone! (except Irk)
@mydrivec
@thismyusername Whoa!! Somebody needs to switch to decaf. Just saying.
@mydrivec Maybe it bothers you more than it should?
@boc it really really irks me!
IRK!!!!! Thanks guys. In for 3.
@sammydog01 changed my mind- in for 2
Mehhy Christ-meh-ss!
Mehrry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
Now I gotta go be Santa Claus...
@jsh139 s..s...s...santa?
@thismyusername ho ho ho!
adaptable-casual-attraction
Last year you gave away a free month of VMP, a subscription that I have inexplicably yet to cancel. A year later, it's a much less merry Christmas indeed.
@XLVMVP12 Way to be a debbie downer.
@Skylord123 I'm a Rachel Realist. I just don't like Irk.
This is a hard one. I don't really like this design very much, but I want to have all the shirts. Not sure I can justify buying something on Christmas day that I likely won't wear.
@PurplePawprints I'm with you on this one, pp. For an impulse buy shirt that i wouldn't wear out of the house, $3 is my max.
@DaveInSoCal My husband came upstairs and said that this is one design he actually likes, so that was enough to tip the balance and I bought him and I both one. I'm hopeless. haha
@PurplePawprints I was unsure as well, but couldn't pass up an Irk shirt. If nothing else, I can just sleep in it.
Ok..Either Meh officially lost it or they have been drinking to much "special eggnog"
@Heat214 Oh, that reminds me. I have egg nog in the fridge and rum, brandy, and bourbon on the shelf. Xmas eve dessert in 3… 2… 1…
I didn't even know Irk was running.
@KDemo Write him in.
After getting my black on black VMP shirt, $8 is just to rich for my blood.
@RedOx I just got my VMP shirt. LOVE it...what a bargain. This little fucker on my chest? Only if I'm dead and you really want me to wake up to take the shirt off!
@mydrivec that might be an interesting project. Maybe @matthew could work it into PHC some how. You know PHC zombie edition. Without the skull cleaning of course only the stuff you mentioned. I'm not that bizarre. Plus it's Christmas!!! Joy to you whether you want it or not
Merry Christmas heathens!
worst Christmas Eve to cancel VMP ever
This irks me almost as much as that one scene in The Force Awakens. You know which one I mean if you've seen it. If you haven't seen it, probably don't read any replies to this post.
@DarthJay they named him Ben?
@DarthJay
Darth Vader is Luke's Father
i bought one until my girlfriend said eeeww.....
that was my best image of a secret-damned-antelope
@sp3ar That is pretty goddamn terrifying.
My order number is messy-spicy-parakeet. Google gives me images of parakeets. Yahoo gives me images of food or porn. I don't know which direction to go.
@mossygreen ALWAYS take the porn.
@mydrivec You say that; others may have an issue with a live-action blonde in a threesome with Bugs Bunny and Goofy.
@mossygreen ohh. That is worse than I imagined !
@mydrivec I know, they're different studios and everything! Seriously, though, I don't remember yahoo search being so porn-filled. It was nowhere near the worst image.
@mossygreen The Malevolent Order Name Generator probably does test runs on order names before putting them on the list. Sometimes it gets quite personal. I wouldn't have an issue with the images; go ahead.
Loping-black-mink
Yes finally Irk Merch!!!! floral-touching-bed
missing-quality-yoke
Yup...had to buy it. Will most likely never wear it, but maybe I'll frame it and put it on my wall...in my basement of shame.
@savvysapphire Still have room on that wall? Of course, I'm judging by this decision only.
@mydrivec Oh yes, I have plenty of room left...see...I just take the less shameful things off the wall...and replace them with the more shameful things. The less shameful things end up as gifts for someone I really am not too fond of ;)
Wait... What!?!? The Irk Meh face doesn't have his trademarked quaff??? I am outraged and slightly confused.
no more free vmp? i blame @TaRDy.
@communist in Mehssia, you are free for VMP.
For those of you missing what last years Christmas deal was, here is the write-up and sale page:
https://meh.com/deals/two-months-of-free-vmp
can i get a blank blue one for $8?
@elpepe I would buy this shirt!
Irk, I come here today at 11pm CST as this is one of the few days during the week I can check the site right at 11pm. Thanks for the shirt and Merry Christmas!
Done and done
decisive-barred-ogre
hmmm no more meh.com print on the bottom of the front of the shirt?
I'll never wear this shirt in public, but I bought it anyway.
Happy Generic Winter Holiday to all!
adamant-harmful-koala
@awk you get a star for your over the top PC...but I couldn't give it since you bought the shirt. :)
Christmas is ruined
my first purchase of Christmas day! While watching Die Hard. I'm proud of myself and what I've become. Sorta.
@fuzzmanmatt I think I will watch that excellent movie as well.
@fuzzmanmatt I'm sorta proud of you too. Nice movie choice.
I'm getting one for me and for my daughter, but what size should I get for a 9-year-old girl who's tall enough for a year or two older?
@ManiacClown I got my 10 year old daughter a ladies small the ones over on woot fit her great. My daughter is above average in size btw.
@ManiacClown I would go for the ladies medium. My 8 and 10 year old kids have smalls that are getting a bit small.
I am irked by shirts with tags! It's 2015. No more tags!!!
@KCFalcon59
Will this arrive before Christmas?
@jerromie yes. Wait outside and don't come in until it arrives!
@jerromie yup this will arrive before Christmas..... 2016
@jerromie Probably before Xmas 2016.
Damn! Posted at the same time as @communist!
eh, I feel I'm too old to wear this in public.
@antsam999 Hell, I KNOW I'm too old to wear this in public. So I have to.
Mehry Christmas, remember to watch the video.
This is not adequately IRK. And that irks me so I am not buying. Might as well make a baby arm t-shirt while you are at it and a purple goat one.
@Kidsandliz I would love a baby arm shirt.
Maybe they're trolling us and a fuku will come with the shirt!
grumpy-trying-twig - Best order# to image search I've ever got.
My daughter LOVES Irk. Thanks Meh. Wish it came out before Christmas. She intentionally puts in the wrong Meh.com address so she can listen to the "Something Went Terribly Wrong" song.
Oh hell yeah. Irk makes me happy! One for me, one for the gf.
Mehrry Christmas everyone!
naked-crumby-pain, but image searches for it are SO not-safe-for-anything.
Not sure I would buy this shirt even if they offered it in purple.
@Barney but... but..... It's irk.
@ceagee I love Irk, but that's an ugly mugshot of him.
@Barney There are good mugshots of Irk?
@narfcake Maybe?
@Barney agreed.
@Barney we can't all be photogenic. I'll take him good and bad.
Oh and a special Merry Christmas to you ! I know extra hard this year. May you find some holly in your heart. 🎄👚and extra purple too ☂🍇🍡👾☮
@ceagee Thank you and Merry Christmas to you and your family. Ceagee, I'm so glad that we reconnected this year.
In for one. Love the political reference for the presidential voting season this year.
http://static.tumblr.com/cxdjefw/ZAtllrpnd/ilike.jpg#i%20like%20ike
flagrant-nutty-quicksand
hells to the yeah! in for one, maybe another for a freind who loves irk, if they don't sell out.
But for now, Vexing-obdurate-lice
Hark the Herald Christmas Butthurt.
@Thumperchick IK,R?
I like Irk. The talking, moving Irk.
So how come you aren't listing what it sells for on Amazon?
The VMP shirt for a buck was good. Eight bucks for this, not so much. Merry Xmas!
Was in the final click for a BoC and it sold out. So, no stupid stuff anywhere tonight.
@Trin I go there for the shirts. Since I didn't recognize either mashup character on the Xmas shirt, glad to see a shirt here with a character I do recognize.
gentle guilty pump
http://res.cloudinary.com/sagacity/image/upload/c_crop,h_1747,w_1600,x_0,y_0/c_limit,w_1080/0.-SeattleMet_Final_rk3dxq.jpg
Mehrry Christmas to all !
I am not home and am on different time zone. I have no idea if this is early or I am completely disoriented or what.
Either way glad I checked. In for 2 because Irk.
abstracted-sick-celery
@carl669 lol, wow. That's, umm, nice.
I can't wait to use that line in the produce section. Look for me in the arrests section of the paper.
Edit: Now I need to know more about Devil Chef.
Whew!
I was expecting a speaker dock -- it is Friday, afterall.
An Irk T-shirt is an acceptable alternative for this meh-er.
Merry Christmas all!!
Older-orange-pine.
Not sure if this is close enough...
Broke the rhyme that's the core to the slogan. Meh.
Give me "Irk For President" and I'm in for 1.
Mehrry Christmas everyone.
It irks me that I have no clue about whatever show, cartoon or other thingy this shirt is supposed to be referencing.... If any.... Yes I scanned the notes here in an attempt to figure it out so,,,
while I can't say it's all I want for christmas, if someone would enlighten me I would make my Christmas a bit merrier...... And yes if nobody does it's going to irk me.
@Charliethedog see here for multiple Irk videos, some of which may irk you.
https://meh.com/forum?category=videos
@Charliethedog Also, Dwight Eisenhower 1951.
@Charliethedog Buy a shirt and come hang out with us. You'll see.
@Charliethedog meh.com/irk
What are you doing here after midnight? Don'chu know Santa'll be here in less than 6 hours from now? Your kids will not let you sleep over this time no matter how much you insist it's your day off.
it would be better if the shirt just said meh
@askaboutasun I really hope they get around to making shirts that just say "meh" on them...
@thewynner Again?
@LaVikinga That was the joke ;)
@thewynner I forgot the sarcasm tag. :)
Merry Mehmas!
@askaboutasun @thewynner https://mediocre.com/deals/meh-shirt-on-american-apparel-1
Still hoping that Meh offers an Irk doll some day!!
I wouldn't wear this if it was free
@xEBRONx yes you would. don't lie. it's ok to be one of us. one of us. one of us.
@xEBRONx But you would for $8!
So glad I checked today. My fiancé thinks Irk is the Cutest Thing Ever. She's gonna be pretty happy about this.
@dannybeans Fiance points are awesome.
Assured-cliched-dolphin
Ah, good ole American Apparel...where if you normally wear a medium, you buy a 3X, then have to give it to your 3 year old because she's the only one you know whom it will actually fit.
It doesn't even say "spoke stroll" on the shirt. And what does that mean anyway? What does it have to do with the meh.com mascot? Makes no sense!
TLDR; No meh.com advertising, no thanks.
(No way I'm displaying an image of that gender-unknown psycho critter on my person without a footnote explanation in the form of a meh.com reference. So Meh can take the blame for eye-hurt.)
Bought it in hopes that I am surprised with a Christmas surprise.
@riceatusc If an Irk shirt will surprise you you're in luck.
@sammydog01 its already surprised me once today
Holding out for the Tiny Tub Mummy shirt.
@KDemo I think they would have to get the rights from @Starblind to print TTM merch.
@Thumperchick - I was thinking that, but it's probably doable. TTM FTW!!
Sorry Irk shirt, I was contemplating buying it using my VMP powers, but today's deal sold me better, $7 for the usb wall thinger + the $1 for stealth vmp, good enough for me.
However, if someone at Meh decides they want to accidentally ship me this shirt, I would promise to wear it when I stream my PS4 gameplay on twitch which has a little camera that can show off the shirt.
Heads up - with the way the holidays fell, both printing and shipping are taking a little longer than we expected. Right now it's looking like you'll get your shirt more like the 13th to the 16th instead of the 6th to the 8th.
@dave This is ridiculous and I demand a refund.
note: I did not buy a shirt but I still want money back.
@dave knew it couldn't be good news if @mehcus was last person to post..what do I wear now for "ugly shirt" contest on the 11th?? (going naked is NOT an option, get your mind out of the gutter!) ;)
@dave damnit, now I'll have to wait an extra week to throw this in a drawer with my other mehmorabilia.
@dave I was just coming over to check on the still Processing statue now I know and knowing is half the battle
@mikibell Make your own ugly shirt! Get a t-shirt, spread some paint on it, put some stains on it, make it look like someone actually went to the trouble of designing it. No one's going to question you if you tell them it was a limited edition print from some site they've never heard of.
@dave SERIOUSLY! I'm outraged (that I didn't buy more shirts) I'm not going to demand... I'm not going to beg... (I think that @mehcus did enough of that) BUT... I'd love to get a 2nd one in 18 month size! Short or long sleeve... It'd be AWESOME and would be AMAZING for my son :)
@dave Your holidays fell? That should teach you to cut 'em off early.
@gertiestn
@Foxborn you're a real american hero
@dave I had immediate buyer's remorse after getting this anyway. I would like a partial refund. Call it $9. $4 off on the shirt, but another $5 for my pain and suffering once I actually wear it.
@dashcloud my inlaws are having an ugly sweater contest...it is killing me because I am struggling to ruin sweaters to make them ugly! I safety pinned stuff to most of the sweaters, so they aren't a waste of money :(
@mikibell When we had our ugly sweater decorating party, we picked up $5 crewneck sweatshirts from walmart and used those - no one felt bad about ruining them.
@Thumperchick I wish that was the premise of this catastrophe. I think I am the only one who is changing the sweater. The rest are just buying sweaters marketed as "ugly sweaters" :(
Luckily, my son opted out and said he owned his own ugly sweater and was happy to wear it!
So does this mean we get extra fun in our shipment of ugly shirts? Maybe a blu ray player? some two for tuesday 6 minute drones?
What now irk shirt monday?
Ugh. Tax.
So completely unintentionally yesterday… I wore this to vote
. A few people commented about how it’s awesome!
@sohmageek
Don’t Troll the Troll?
@f00l I’m serious that it was unintentional. And someone commented nice shirt. I thought it was a meh shirt. I look down and it’s irk lol
@sohmageek you just want hugs from your son!
@sohmageek sadly Irk is not on the ballot in all 50 states.