Surely, they’ll be free on July 4th in honor of “freedom” and the right to pursue happiness. “Pursue” is the operative word there: since people think IRKs will bring them happiness.
@OnionSoup IMO, pursuing happiness would involve avoiding IRKs.
Who buys an Instant Regret Kit with an expectation of happiness? (I mean, it’s right there in the name…)
@macromeh everyone expects to get the pallet of gold ingots delivered to their door, not a bag of expired candy corn and trackr pixels. No matter how many times they’ve received trackrs.
@narfcake@werehatrack@yakkoTDI so nearly $60 for enough monopoly money to buy a $74.23 irk. Maybe if I owned boardwalk and park place I could get enough for free that way? Oh wait. There is a get out of jail free card - and ink for an irk.
Predition or perdition?
@werehatrack oops
Surely, they’ll be free on July 4th in honor of “freedom” and the right to pursue happiness. “Pursue” is the operative word there: since people think IRKs will bring them happiness.
@OnionSoup IMO, pursuing happiness would involve avoiding IRKs.
Who buys an Instant Regret Kit with an expectation of happiness? (I mean, it’s right there in the name…)
@macromeh everyone expects to get the pallet of gold ingots delivered to their door, not a bag of expired candy corn and trackr pixels. No matter how many times they’ve received trackrs.
@OnionSoup It was originally going to be “pursuit of property,” and that’s pretty much all you get with IRKs.
No I will never pay that much for an IRK
…'ᶜᵘᶻ ᴵ ᵸᵃᵛᵉ ᴵⁿᵏ
Hmm… 7/4/23 translates into $74.23. Hope I’m big time wrong.
@Kidsandliz You will find out just how wrong you are on 2023-07-04 with your $202307.04 Irk.
@yakkoTDI Hopefully they will accept monopoly money.
@Kidsandliz @yakkoTDI you will need ten Monopoly games to be able to present that much in payment.
@Kidsandliz @werehatrack @yakkoTDI Money packs are out there. A no-research search yielded this:
https://www.amazon.com/Hasbro-28852-Monopoly-Money/dp/B00000IWCW
@narfcake @werehatrack @yakkoTDI so nearly $60 for enough monopoly money to buy a $74.23 irk. Maybe if I owned boardwalk and park place I could get enough for free that way? Oh wait. There is a get out of jail free card - and ink for an irk.
@Kidsandliz @werehatrack @yakkoTDI
Hmmm … in that case, maybe just start coloring?
it doesn’t matter what they’re priced if I can’t get one through any means, but a tattoo
I guess they’ll still let me buy one of the hundred dollar ones
No thank you