The site ALWAYS delays at switching to the IRK. Doesn’t seem to matter if i am selecting the site from Google at that exact time, if I’m on the look at past offers page & turn back at exact time, if I’m on that page and let the countdown flip over, which it doesn’t, it just stays stopped at 0:00, or if i refresh the page before, at, or after it keeps at 0:00 for a bit, or at the rare times I still try, before it actually states sold out, then it glitches processing and is sold out. PLUS, I’m in physical pain, it’s too fricken hot (100°+), I’m stuck at a stoopid care facility that was supposed to help me get stronger at walking after surgical debridement of my legs/ feet (so painful that I can’t and won’t remember more than 48 hours around the surgery) BUT, instead, this place made me unable to stand as well as multiple torn tendons on 9 of 10 toes & 9 of 10 fingers (try texting with a swan neck deformity, AAARRRGGGHHHH, SUCKS), they just f’d up my pain meds (told me to find it in writing, so i did, with it citing 15+ reputable sites, then the said still wrong, so asked the pharmacist, who told them same as me & same as in writing, but, obviously we are mistaken suurrrre), AGAIN. There’s the one guy who, 24/7, sounds like a ghost from a Dickins Christmas Carole saying “i huuurrrrtttt.” DUH. If i could walk, oh, well i wouldn’tbe here, would i? There’s guy that grunts. There’smy roommate, she has good conversations with her “platonic male friend” (who is in a wheelchair, who sometimes is a patient in a room on the second floor or sometimes resides in his van (when he’s addicted to “the spray” - “the spray is, well, you know, the spray.” NO, no one knows what “the spray” is, no one.) Also, there is NO second floor, never has been a second floor. So, yes, every time she says “platonic male friend” I’m inclined to believe her ), actual hours long, meandering, interesting, cerebral conversations. My sister shares pics & videos of our twins (polydactyl cats from the same litter) (almost 8,000 pics & videos in a shared folder) & She calls with them (actual highlight of my day is talking with them, my sister and the twins. Sometimes the tortie accidentally hangs up on me (the tortie is also extra BOSSY. Definitely a tortie)). Oh, anxiety stuff is starting to help. Oh, there’s other . Where was i?, oh, yes, life SUCKS. And then after hours & hours & hours of troubleshooting, I think there must be zero to less than one IRK offered at a time
@gnoogie
I hear ya friend, it stinks being in pain and being stuck in a care facility with nurse Ratchet not giving you your prescribed pain meds like she’s God or something, that doesn’t make ANYTHING any better! I’ve had a bitch nurses like that before, I even had my mom come sit with me at 5am when her shift started just to witness how she treated me, and… to make sure it wasn’t ME who had the attitude problem. After a few days it was confirmed it was ALL HER Wand she was banned from entering my room! How sad yet how satisfying!
And on top of all that you’re chasing a gosh darn IRK! One might say that you’re a masochist! Lol Please, give yourself a break and go buy one over on Side Deal for $30 for goodness sake!
And yes, there’s only 12 at a time in celebration of Meh’s 12th birthday!
If you should become bored with the calico you can always whisper me, as you can see I’m quite the chatterbox! Lol
Do rest up so you can heal quickly. I’m sending you lots of love, positive energy and healing thoughts.
And good luck with your quest for a IRK, we’re all in the same boat with that one!
@Lynnerizer yeah, just one of those days sometimes was ‘splainin’ more so that my frustration could better be understood & felt - like years ago, at work, night shift, when that one “quiet” guy (whole 'nother uncomfy tale) would clip his nails ALL night, EVERY night, when the clip clip clip clip clip clip ALL sounded like actual nail was actually getting clipped, steadily, ALL night. WORSE than a dripping faucet. Drove me nuts, NO escape. Clip clip clip clip clip clip… Anyway, obviously, i shared my frustration with others, who, of course had heard NOTHING!?! Well, at least until I’d pointed it out, then it was ALL they could hear. Every so often, my name would get loudly muttered, like a curse word, as they heard the clip, clip, CLIP CLIP CLIP CLIP then they’d shared with others sigh at least i wasn’t the only one (MWAHAHAHAHA ) - somehow he still had nails, too
Oh, anyway, i could do the easy way on sidedeal, but, no, I’m also ocd, so
And could never get tired of the tortie or her mini-panther twin brofur
@gnoogie
As they say… The squeaky wheel gets the grease! 🛞 I think everyone can relate to a good venting session!
I’M so OCD that I have to get BOTH IRKs! Or maybe that’s just being greedy… 🫣 Either way, I’m determined!
@jmhsrv I think me too. Once they stopped selling during mehrathons and put them on SideDeal for $30, that stopped me from buying them. I don’t want to be forced to buy 3 items to get coupons for future purchases to reduce the price. That’s ridiculous.
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Warranty
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Estimated Delivery
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/buy
@kyanostiger It worked! Your order number is: antique-flawless-turkey
/showme antique flawless turkey
@mediocrebot Here’s the image you requested for “antique flawless turkey”
@kyanostiger
/buy
@steelopus Oops, sorry. We’re sold out.
/buy
@jmhsrv Oops, sorry. We’re sold out.
/buy
@joelmw Oops, sorry. We’re sold out.
/buy
@missdorkgirl Oops, sorry. We’re sold out.
/buy
@jmhsrv Oops, sorry. We’re sold out.
/buy
@milstarr Oops, sorry. We’re sold out.
/buy
@missdorkgirl Oops, sorry. We’re sold out.
/buy
@llangley Oops, sorry. We’re sold out.
@mediocrebot before I tried this at least I got to push the green button this time… only to be told it was sold out
The site ALWAYS delays at switching to the IRK. Doesn’t seem to matter if i am selecting the site from Google at that exact time, if I’m on the look at past offers page & turn back at exact time, if I’m on that page and let the countdown flip over, which it doesn’t, it just stays stopped at 0:00, or if i refresh the page before, at, or after it keeps at 0:00 for a bit, or at the rare times I still try, before it actually states sold out, then it glitches processing and is sold out.
PLUS, I’m in physical pain, it’s too fricken hot (100°+), I’m stuck at a stoopid care facility that was supposed to help me get stronger at walking after surgical debridement of my legs/ feet (so painful that I can’t and won’t remember more than 48 hours around the surgery) BUT, instead, this 
place made me unable to stand as well as multiple torn tendons on 9 of 10 toes & 9 of 10 fingers (try texting with a swan neck deformity, 
AAARRRGGGHHHH, SUCKS), they just f’d up my pain meds (told me to find it in writing, so i did, with it citing 15+ reputable sites, then the 
said still wrong, so asked the pharmacist, who told them same as me & same as in writing, but, obviously we are mistaken 
suurrrre), AGAIN. There’s the one guy who, 24/7, sounds like a ghost from a Dickins Christmas Carole saying “i huuurrrrtttt.” DUH. If i could walk, oh, well i wouldn’tbe here, would i? There’s guy that grunts. There’smy roommate, she has good conversations with her “platonic male friend” (who is in a wheelchair, who sometimes is a patient in a room on the second floor or sometimes resides in his van (when he’s addicted to “the spray” - “the spray is, well, you know, the spray.” NO, no one knows what “the spray” is, no one.) Also, there is NO second floor, never has been a second floor. So, yes, every time she says “platonic male friend” I’m inclined to believe her 
), actual hours long, meandering, interesting, cerebral conversations. My sister shares pics & videos of our twins (polydactyl cats from the same litter) (almost 8,000 pics & videos in a shared folder) & She calls with them (actual highlight of my day is talking with them, my sister and the twins. Sometimes the tortie accidentally hangs up on me (the tortie is also extra BOSSY. Definitely a tortie)). Oh, anxiety stuff is starting to help. Oh, there’s other 
. Where was i?, oh, yes, life SUCKS. And then after hours & hours & hours of troubleshooting, I think there must be zero to less than one IRK offered at a time 
@gnoogie It’s 12 at a time, this time, in honor of the 12th birthday.
@gnoogie
I’ve had a bitch nurses like that before, I even had my mom come sit with me at 5am when her shift started just to witness how she treated me, and… to make sure it wasn’t ME who had the attitude problem. 
After a few days it was confirmed it was ALL HER Wand she was banned from entering my room! 
How sad yet how satisfying! 
Please, give yourself a break and go buy one over on Side Deal for $30 for goodness sake! 
I hear ya friend, it stinks being in pain and being stuck in a care facility with nurse Ratchet not giving you your prescribed pain meds like she’s God or something, that doesn’t make ANYTHING any better!
And on top of all that you’re chasing a gosh darn IRK! One might say that you’re a masochist! Lol
And yes, there’s only 12 at a time in celebration of Meh’s 12th birthday!
If you should become bored with the calico you can always whisper me, as you can see I’m quite the chatterbox! Lol
Do rest up so you can heal quickly. I’m sending you lots of love, positive energy and healing thoughts.
And good luck with your quest for a IRK, we’re all in the same boat with that one!
@steelopus are you sure it isn’t 1/12th at a time? Or 12 ÷ (amount of times offered over a 48 hour period)…?
@Lynnerizer yeah, just one of those days sometimes
was ‘splainin’ more so that my frustration could better be understood & felt - like years ago, at work, night shift, when that one “quiet” guy (whole 'nother uncomfy tale) would clip his nails ALL night, EVERY night, when the clip clip clip clip clip clip ALL sounded like actual nail was actually getting clipped, steadily, ALL night. WORSE than a dripping faucet. Drove me nuts, NO escape. Clip clip clip clip clip clip… Anyway, obviously, i shared my frustration with others, who, of course had heard NOTHING!?! Well, at least until I’d pointed it out, then it was ALL they could hear. Every so often, my name would get loudly muttered, like a curse word, as they heard the clip, clip, CLIP CLIP CLIP CLIP 
then they’d shared with others sigh at least i wasn’t the only one (MWAHAHAHAHA 
) - somehow he still had nails, too 
Oh, anyway, i could do the easy way on sidedeal, but, no, I’m also ocd, so
And could never get tired of the tortie or her mini-panther twin brofur
@gnoogie
I think everyone can relate to a good venting session! 
As they say… The squeaky wheel gets the grease! 🛞
I’M so OCD that I have to get BOTH IRKs! Or maybe that’s just being greedy… 🫣 Either way, I’m determined!
@Lynnerizer actually, the other irk is sold out, too, anyway… AAARRRGGGHHHH
@Lynnerizer Lynn… don’t bump an IRK thread 10 seconds before a new item drops
side-eye Heh 
@gnoogie Yes, I’m sure, because if you scroll down a little, Meh tells you exactly how many they sell of each deal right there on the page.
I didn’t want one but damn they went fast. Is it all bots? Or are there only like 2 at a time?
@kyoshii both
@medz boo bots and hyper-limited stock
Oops let’s try that again
@ladyhawke001 bite me
For what it’s worth I just scored one through the buy link so it works that way too. I think they are just listing 12 at a time
OMG - I finally got one!
OMG - What have I done!!!?
@hanson WOOHOO!!
congrats
Something tells me you have to be first or /buy wont work
My last IRK was exactly a year ago…
@jmhsrv my first IRK was like 5 minutes ago, I got the regular $30 one because of the coupons from the 5 other things I bought today, lol
@jmhsrv I think me too. Once they stopped selling during mehrathons and put them on SideDeal for $30, that stopped me from buying them. I don’t want to be forced to buy 3 items to get coupons for future purchases to reduce the price. That’s ridiculous.
as Sheldon Cooper would say “I’m getting too old for this crud”
What is /buy?