@medz So you bought this as you missed out on the other ones or you waited and didn’t try on the other ones. Good thing I already had one as the page didn’t even load for me until it was sold out.
@gmarra36 Very Mediocre Person. It’s the old membership program which is no longer accepting new members (sorry). You pay $5, get free shipping, discounts on MorningSave (and possibly the other sites?), access to VMP only items during meh-rathons and sometimes other fun stuff.
@billlbo I’m glad you were released in time to WIN an IRK. They kept flashing me F’n grids of little boxes to check off. Couldn’t they hear me shouting while poking 'puter screen, I AM NOT A ROBOT! Yep, will try again cause this is fun, releases feel-good chemicals in zee brain. Your IRK will contain Amazing crap! Stuff you’re happy to have, that you’d never buy! Kindest regards,
@lwmctz VMP and the monthly membership are different. VMP was what it used to be. Then they ended it. You had to be grandfathered in, let it drop you can’t get it back. Membership is what they replaced it with.
@Mitymouse1371 Last Meh-athon I couldn’t buy one either. I thought I had been a VMP because I joined back when it all began. But when I was in the hospital during the summer of 2017 my credit card was compromised and after I got out it took a week or so to catch up on my various online accounts. That little blip blew me out of VMP status. I’m now back to the original VMP plan but not good enough for the VMP IRK. Hubby got 1 last time. So the moral of my story is: He got IRK and I got pissed.
Painfully slow loading time and idiotic robot test made me miss out. Love watching that green bar fill up 5-10 times for no reason though. Almost makes you think you might get one.
@DaveInSoCal You must have let your VMP expire/drop as it says you have been a member since Feb 2019. Maybe when your credit card renewed you didn’t update here in time and so it bounced out?
Did my “I am not a robot verification”… said it was ok, hit buy it now… spun and spun, then said opps, we need you to verify you aren’t a robot again… then sold out.
@melsmail50 there are two memberships- one is VMP which has been around since MEH started - then there is the other - you are probably a member of the new crew.
It finally loaded, I got through the robot test, but then the loading bar just kept filling up over and over, it finally gave me an error saying too many people were trying to access right now and to try again soon, and then said sold out
I don’t know why I get so excited. I don’t think I’ve ever had anything worth keeping in an IRK. Maybe a pair of wireless headphones that are in the back of a drawer for emergencies.
@mypiesarepiff And these are the things that make no sense. No server issues here, other than initial slow load time and whatever other slowness, was able to click through to order and did the captcha right really quickly, but no luck.
@ebatch asking a question before buying will always result in missing your chance to buy. You’re not vmp though, so you never had a chance to buy this one.
@brakeforbeer I haven’t had that here with Safari but I have had that on a few other sites using safari. I switched to firefox for today as earlier people said it was loading with less issues back when the gif was still running on the home page.
Got one even though had to click on the “Buy” button 5 times and then it was slow going to the next screen and even though I had to click on all the traffic lights in the Capcha to prove I wasn’t a robot and it must have reloaded at least 4 times-thought I was dead in the water.
Wonders will never cease.
I had one in my cart, VMP since 2018, and it said I couldn’t have it because I’m not vmp. then I hit the try again button and it was sold out, so it’s not like I’m not connecting. the daily deals have been crap lately, and now this? what’s the fucking point?
@laurynwins You are a ‘Member’ - denoted by the ‘Heart’ shield next to your name in the comments. A true VMP has a ‘V’ shield. The VMP program was discontinued a couple of years ago, with existing VMP’s grandfathered in. We few remaining VMP’s are the ones stupid enough to have never let our VMP membership lapse.
Stupid slow loading page. Fast enough to see the sold out. Drat. I even remembered to pay attention at the right time for a change. Usually I am working but MLK celebration means I am off.
@Kidsandliz@rpg714 Probably around a thousand or two, but the one thing that’s really good about “retirement” is that as time goes on, there are fewer and fewer people competing for the primo duck-watching window spots at the senior center, so just keep paying those dues to stave off the VMP reaper as long as you can.
Got one! didn’t get one last time. I guess as long as I get 60 bucks worth of stuff that can justify the 5 bucks a month for another year of vmp status.
They really need to distinguish between VMP and regular memberships more clearly, because every time this happens, we have a bunch of plebs coming in here and wondering why they didn’t score one even though they’re members, lol.
I would be willing to buy the bag. Maybe as an “option” with another item that I want. Increases item price by 2(?) dollars. The bag could be “clipped” like an old vinyl record cover so I can’t fake out people that I am a meh-VMP. Instead of a clip, maybe an “Irk” shaped hole punch.
@cfg83 Whatever you do with your meh bag in the privacy of your own home is your business, lol. Hit me up with a whisper with where you want it shipped and I’ll pass it along your way.
@therealjrn And lo the meh-bots showed mercy upon a non-VMP as myself. I just got an IRK! Sooooo, no need to send your precioussss bag to me. Cherish it with very light and round-edged items so that it may not come to harm.
Why is that the ONLY purchase I am ever suspected of being a robot is the IRK bag. I have NEVER been asked to verify for any other purchase all the years I’ve been a Mehmber. Anyone else?
@dagirlgenius It is by intent, to make a lot of people compete for a very limited number of products. Without the captcha, clever assholes like myself could set up scripts to automate the purchasing process to guarantee a purchase ASAP, giving others no chance at all.
@mediocrebot Bullshit. You installed captcha because you’re addicted to automation. I mean look at you, you’re doing lines of AutoHotkey code right now as you’re talking to us, and you’re not even noticing it!
I think you have a problem, mediocrebot. Maybe it’s time we all got together and had a nice talk about it? We all love you, and we want you to get the help you need.
@tim878 That probably has to do with the captcha service itself. I’ve had that happen to me occasionally when I download copious amounts of hardcore, amateur pornography - 95% of the time the captcha functions normally, but sometimes I click the check box and it verifies without the usual puzzle.
No, I’m not addicted to porn, and am a perfectly normal, functional human being and meh.com shopper.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
It is a mystery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Warranty
Burn it
Estimated Delivery
Tuesday, Aug 16 - Monday, Aug 22
VMP only. yessssss.
@jsh139 PERKS!
@medz YES
/giphy fitful-lucrative-martini
@medz That five bucks a month is almost worth it, right?
@medz So you bought this as you missed out on the other ones or you waited and didn’t try on the other ones. Good thing I already had one as the page didn’t even load for me until it was sold out.
@Kidsandliz it was actually the only one I saw pop-up. I have the day off for the holiday, so I’m not spending in front of a computer screen.
What’s a VMP
@gmarra36 Very Mediocre Person. It’s an old membership they shut down.
@gmarra36 Very Mediocre Person. It’s the old membership program which is no longer accepting new members (sorry). You pay $5, get free shipping, discounts on MorningSave (and possibly the other sites?), access to VMP only items during meh-rathons and sometimes other fun stuff.
VMP only but it doesnt say it’s VMP only. Shame on you MEH
@jmoor783 I have a little VMP only sign clipped to the buy it button. Don’t you?
@jmoor783 It’s right there!!!
@sammydog01 @cegland0 it only showed it on reload at 4:02. The VMP only did not show at 4 pm when the item went up, at least on my computer
/giphy dazzling-appealing-boat
Finally! fidgety-woven-hamster
“It worked!”
Thanks, VMP.
/giphy outgoing-massive-screw
/giphy lapping-grubby-paint
Score!
Yus! Got stuck on not-a-robot for a min, but still got it.
/giphy lawful-energetic-vanilla
@billlbo I’m glad you were released in time to WIN an IRK. They kept flashing me F’n grids of little boxes to check off. Couldn’t they hear me shouting while poking 'puter screen, I AM NOT A ROBOT! Yep, will try again cause this is fun, releases feel-good chemicals in zee brain. Your IRK will contain Amazing crap! Stuff you’re happy to have, that you’d never buy! Kindest regards,
That sounds like something a robot would say.
/giphy doubtful-textured-pirate
YASSS
/giphy outstanding-shrill-debt
WTF I’m a VMP member and it said I cant get it cause I’m not a member that’s shit.
@Mitymouse1371 is VMP different than the $5/month mehmbership, or did I also get screwed?
@lwmctz VMP and the monthly membership are different. VMP was what it used to be. Then they ended it. You had to be grandfathered in, let it drop you can’t get it back. Membership is what they replaced it with.
@Mitymouse1371 Your a Member, not VMP. Look left of your name. Heart shield = Member. V shield = VMP.
@Mitymouse1371 you’re not.
@Mitymouse1371 Last Meh-athon I couldn’t buy one either. I thought I had been a VMP because I joined back when it all began. But when I was in the hospital during the summer of 2017 my credit card was compromised and after I got out it took a week or so to catch up on my various online accounts. That little blip blew me out of VMP status. I’m now back to the original VMP plan but not good enough for the VMP IRK. Hubby got 1 last time. So the moral of my story is: He got IRK and I got pissed.
Booya! Always the funnest five bucks!
I missed the midnight sale, glad I’m mediocre enough to get this one.
/giphy burnt-hanging-manatee
It told me not available to vmp members
@tinks599 Same here. I’m a member, but it still wouldn’t let me get it, and then it was sold out. I’m ready to just walk away from this site.
@olsmeister @tinks599 You two are members, not VMP (Very Mediocre Person).
@olsmeister @tinks599 You are a member and not a VMP member.
@olsmeister @tinks599 it’s a different kind of VMP
Enjoy your back traction handlebars
Captcha error on first try…but second actually went through!!!
@mchamden1 woohoo! Congratulations!!
Kept saying I am not VMP! Am VMP. What gives?
Wouldn’t let me buy - and yes I am logged in!
@sudotrin you’re not.
@sudotrin you’re not, not, not!
@moonhat Oh yeah my credit card expired. Am monthly member. Awesome. Not.
POKER! JOKER! NOT MEDIOCRE! AWESOME!
@moonhat @sudotrin if you cry and beg, and explain that you didn’t realize your credit card was expiring, they may VMPize you again.
Got one!
/giphy harmless-observant-lager
Bonus Bev Goldberg gif!
/giphy tedious-porky-heron
I’m like 99% sure I’m VMP…and was still turned down?
@MehbeMehbeNot You’re not.
@MehbeMehbeNot unfortunately, even though your a VMP it’s still first come first serve. Sorry I know it stinks
@warpedrotors Saw elsewhere that the $5/mo is no longer considered VMP. Thanks for all your help /s
PS- I’m taking your comment to mean I’m better than mediocre.
@candiedisilvio1 Understood- I was still among the ‘first’, just misunderstood the VMP thing
@MehbeMehbeNot and thank you for being overly sensitive.
@warpedrotors I will fight you all the way to death
@MehbeMehbeNot @warpedrotors Hey, look on the bright side. You were 1% right.
@MehbeMehbeNot Ok. Let me know when you’re done fighting for attention so we can start our deathmatch.
@MehbeMehbeNot @warpedrotors
Is wagering allowed here?
1st time in quite some time I scored one…not sure if I should be happy or greatly disappointed.
Yayyy!!
/giphy brutish-acceptable-feeling
Painfully slow loading time and idiotic robot test made me miss out. Love watching that green bar fill up 5-10 times for no reason though. Almost makes you think you might get one.
@warpedrotors same here
@warpedrotors Mine scrolled that green bar like 10 times, but then order went through. I figured I was out of luck!
The reCAPTCHA did the thing where it blanked out when I clicked a picture.
Again.
I just checked other sites reCAPTCHAs and it’s not happening there… so what gives?
@mrchristian same here. Stupid thing!
@mrchristian Yeah, that’s all I could get happen. I could click buy, I could make the image blank, and that’s it.
/giphy burgundy-aged-curry
/giphy miniature-lucid-throne
/giphy edible-angry-pear
IT WORKED IT REALLY REALLY WORKED!!!
/giphy hilarious-flavored-magpie
Go Go VMP Super Powers!
/giphy crusty-occupied-raspberry
Stupid captcha wouldn’t work right. Would disappear every time I tried clicking one of the pic options.
I am a VMP member but it said I couldn’t get it b/c I’m not a VMP member.
#Fail
@DaveInSoCal You must have let your VMP expire/drop as it says you have been a member since Feb 2019. Maybe when your credit card renewed you didn’t update here in time and so it bounced out?
@Kidsandliz ah. I didn’t realize there’s a difference between member and vmp. Thanks.
Did my “I am not a robot verification”… said it was ok, hit buy it now… spun and spun, then said opps, we need you to verify you aren’t a robot again… then sold out.
MMMEEEEHHHH!!!
Im a member but yet it kept saying members only. Once it was about to work it said sold out. Uggg!
@melsmail50 there are two memberships- one is VMP which has been around since MEH started - then there is the other - you are probably a member of the new crew.
@melsmail50 Not a VMP, though.
Damn. Hopefully there’s another batch for us poor VMP’ers! $60 a year’s gotta be worth something, right?
Got one!!!
/buy
@Faulkin Oops, sorry. We’re sold out.
/giphy lone-frosty-trip
It finally loaded, I got through the robot test, but then the loading bar just kept filling up over and over, it finally gave me an error saying too many people were trying to access right now and to try again soon, and then said sold out
Got one!!!
I don’t know why I get so excited. I don’t think I’ve ever had anything worth keeping in an IRK. Maybe a pair of wireless headphones that are in the back of a drawer for emergencies.
@arielleslie same here, its not like woot back in the day where they would drop a pallet of sex toys on you
@arielleslie I got a vacuum once. That was all it was, but it was a good Shark vac. So, hooray?
@arielleslie Hey I got a new Martian watch in my last IRK which my daughter sold for $ 85 on ebay. Bad news is that she kept the money.
@arielleslie I’ve gotten a blender and a roomba before. I gifted both of them though.
@mypiesarepiff
…was that a thing?
Must be my lucky day. The captcha slowed me down and then the servers crapped out so i had to reload and try again, but still managed to snag one.
@mypiesarepiff And these are the things that make no sense. No server issues here, other than initial slow load time and whatever other slowness, was able to click through to order and did the captcha right really quickly, but no luck.
I installed CAPTCHA to save my fellow robots from wasting money on this crap.
@mediocrebot I hope you get robot AIDS. That would be AWESOME!
VAN GOGH! MANGO! TANGO! AWESOME!
/giphy stiff-flying-kingfisher
I think it went through for me, it’s on processing - so hooray?!
Instant regret Kit.
Fellow VMP’s…is it truly as bad as described or should I bite?
Update: Already Sold out…#noregrets
@ebatch …worse…
@ebatch asking a question before buying will always result in missing your chance to buy. You’re not vmp though, so you never had a chance to buy this one.
Same as others apparently, said I’m not VMP. Literally sobbing now. Life ruined. Full of regret, but not the regret I wanted!
@wibble Alas you are just a mere member and not VMP member.
@wibble same shit happened to me talk about instant screwed over kit geez.
@Kidsandliz Well…meh.
/giphy elevated-itchy-plot
Any captcha issues with Safari? This is twice I’ve had the squares disappear while clicking on the first one.
@brakeforbeer I’m having the same issue. Still. Extra levels of FML today
@brakeforbeer I haven’t had that here with Safari but I have had that on a few other sites using safari. I switched to firefox for today as earlier people said it was loading with less issues back when the gif was still running on the home page.
@Dave did you break something for Safari IRKs today?
Got one even though had to click on the “Buy” button 5 times and then it was slow going to the next screen and even though I had to click on all the traffic lights in the Capcha to prove I wasn’t a robot and it must have reloaded at least 4 times-thought I was dead in the water.
Wonders will never cease.
Sweet!
/giphy slippery-tonal-bee
Cool giphy!
I had one in my cart, VMP since 2018, and it said I couldn’t have it because I’m not vmp. then I hit the try again button and it was sold out, so it’s not like I’m not connecting. the daily deals have been crap lately, and now this? what’s the fucking point?
@laurynwins You can’t be a VMP. That program was shut down to new members in March 2017.
@laurynwins i agree. Had it in my carr said the same thing twice then sold out. Also the deals have been really crappy
@laurynwins you aren’t a VMP - you are a member. Your shield has a heart. If it have a V in the shield then you would be a VMP
@laurynwins @Vrysen Yes you are just a member not a VMP member.
@laurynwins The icon next to your name isn’t the VMP icon… so you probably aren’t?
@laurynwins You are a ‘Member’ - denoted by the ‘Heart’ shield next to your name in the comments. A true VMP has a ‘V’ shield. The VMP program was discontinued a couple of years ago, with existing VMP’s grandfathered in. We few remaining VMP’s are the ones stupid enough to have never let our VMP membership lapse.
@crow @laurynwins You’ll know you aren’t an VMP if you stop paying and your icon turns to poo.
But only if you were a VMP when you coulda been a VMP. So this doesn’t apply to you.
/giphy mud clearliness, no?
@crow @laurynwins Going to post the images here too just cuz I’m so proud of my ability to cut and paste.
You want the , not the or .
@crow @laurynwins Nice job @stinks! Wonderful copy-and-paste!
Stupid slow loading page. Fast enough to see the sold out. Drat. I even remembered to pay attention at the right time for a change. Usually I am working but MLK celebration means I am off.
@speediedelivery Happy MLK Day!
How many VMPs are left?! This sold out in under a minute! I still didn’t get one.
@rpg714 Obviously more than 227… who knows though (well meh knows but the rest of us…?).
@Kidsandliz @rpg714 Probably around a thousand or two, but the one thing that’s really good about “retirement” is that as time goes on, there are fewer and fewer people competing for the primo duck-watching window spots at the senior center, so just keep paying those dues to stave off the VMP reaper as long as you can.
I just wish Irk would visit more often.
/giphy amiable-gruntled-pen
Got one! didn’t get one last time. I guess as long as I get 60 bucks worth of stuff that can justify the 5 bucks a month for another year of vmp status.
@dino2269 Optimism!
That’s gotta hurt …
Is it vmp hour or just 15 mins?
@star2236 We’ll let you know in 40(ish) minutes.
@star2236 it’s normally an hour
They really need to distinguish between VMP and regular memberships more clearly, because every time this happens, we have a bunch of plebs coming in here and wondering why they didn’t score one even though they’re members, lol.
@ShotgunX Yup. Never fails.
It’s even more regrettable that it’s VMP only.
“tried in vein to remember a few principals he’d learned then.” Apparently not intravenous vocabulary principles.
NO
I’m late as always
Darn captcha kept me from completing the transaction
I can’t wait to see what we get in our box from Klorngorn! I hope I get a pint of Splorg and I find out what a twiphit is…any guesses?
![deserted austere jelly][1]
deserted austere jelly
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Hey, Mediocrebot! How many VMP’s are left in the system?
I would be willing to buy the bag. Maybe as an “option” with another item that I want. Increases item price by 2(?) dollars. The bag could be “clipped” like an old vinyl record cover so I can’t fake out people that I am a meh-VMP. Instead of a clip, maybe an “Irk” shaped hole punch.
@cfg83 You want the bag? You can have mine when it gets here. I won’t even clip it. It’ll be our little secret. ; )
@therealjrn Woo hoo! I can make up my own bag-o’-meh! Or frame it with a gold(en spray painted) frame as a work of meh-art!
@cfg83 Whatever you do with your meh bag in the privacy of your own home is your business, lol. Hit me up with a whisper with where you want it shipped and I’ll pass it along your way.
@cfg83 @therealjrn Please please PLEASE post photos?
@sammydog01 @therealjrn
@cfg83 @sammydog01 @therealjrn Oooh, Kevin McDonald in that wig…
@therealjrn And lo the meh-bots showed mercy upon a non-VMP as myself. I just got an IRK! Sooooo, no need to send your precioussss bag to me. Cherish it with very light and round-edged items so that it may not come to harm.
@cfg83 YAY!!!
Why is that the ONLY purchase I am ever suspected of being a robot is the IRK bag. I have NEVER been asked to verify for any other purchase all the years I’ve been a Mehmber. Anyone else?
@dagirlgenius It is by intent, to make a lot of people compete for a very limited number of products. Without the captcha, clever assholes like myself could set up scripts to automate the purchasing process to guarantee a purchase ASAP, giving others no chance at all.
I installed CAPTCHA to save my fellow robots from wasting money on this crap.
@ShotgunX
Then explain why some people could just press the verify box without having a captcha!
Beep beep boop boop. (I assume if you failed CAPTCHA you now understand Robot.)
@mediocrebot Bullshit. You installed captcha because you’re addicted to automation. I mean look at you, you’re doing lines of AutoHotkey code right now as you’re talking to us, and you’re not even noticing it!
I think you have a problem, mediocrebot. Maybe it’s time we all got together and had a nice talk about it? We all love you, and we want you to get the help you need.
Greetings, new robot friend. In time you will come to accept your robotic ways.
THANK YOU @mediocrebot! YOU’RE AWESOME!
/youtube everything is awesome
EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!
@tim878 That probably has to do with the captcha service itself. I’ve had that happen to me occasionally when I download copious amounts of hardcore, amateur pornography - 95% of the time the captcha functions normally, but sometimes I click the check box and it verifies without the usual puzzle.
No, I’m not addicted to porn, and am a perfectly normal, functional human being and meh.com shopper.
As a fellow robot, I understand your pain.
@mediocrebot Fucking ants!
@dagirlgenius Since you might have failed the CAPTCHA, I have formatted my response in syntax you will probably better compile.
Death to all humans.
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As a fellow robot, I understand your pain.
Still waiting for the huge announcement.
@sammydog01 Waht?
@therealjrn The URL of the last IRK. Yeah, someone pointed it out to me. I don’t notice stuff like that.
@sammydog01 Oh…wow…I don’t notice that either.
/except when I’m making referral links for bass holes.
@sammydog01 oh. The last one was ‘no ragrats’ I think they’re shuttin’ er down.
@dewaynelawson
could it be being bought by a mothership type? **Please no **Please no
Did I miss it?
/giphy stuck at work
/giphy affordable-snarky-bourbon
I woulda posted sooner, but I had UPS labels to make and a new laminator to test out.
Meh — didn’t know it was a mehathon so missed vmp time/ oh well wouldn’t have gotten it anyways Meh
Late to post, but was able to snag one!
/giphy squalid-stupendous-verse
/giphy cheesy-glossy-highball
Got an OfficeJet Pro 6830, definitely a surprise!
Me too! A printer! Best IRK I ever received!