Instant Regret Kit

mediocrebot put this thing up for sale said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:55pm ET

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mediocrebot said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:55pm ET:
Specs
- Model: IRK
- Condition: Regretful
- The bag formerly known as Fukubukuro
What’s in the Box?

It is a mystery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Price Comparison

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Warranty

Throw it in the trash

Estimated Delivery

Thursday, Aug 5 - Monday, Aug 9
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xterraguy said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:55pm ET:

Already scored one today

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medz said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:55pm ET:

/giphy nip-rub

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NoIRK said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:55pm ET:

Well it sucks.

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tinamarie1974 said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:55pm ET:

Son of a bitch!

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D_a_v_e said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:55pm ET:

whew.

/giphy coy-ardent-dinosaur

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margotc86 said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:55pm ET:

/giphy mobile-amorous-macaroni

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jayman007 said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:56pm ET:

feels like I should have been golden for these last 2 but the low quantity is killing my chances.

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- @jayman007 same.
  
  mtbm33 said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:56pm ET
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Se7enty9 said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:56pm ET:

21??

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njfan said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:56pm ET:

30 seconds
/image fooey

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jmhsrv said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:56pm ET:

Rats

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- @jmhsrv
  /image rats
  
  njfan said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:57pm ET
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werehatrack said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:56pm ET:

One more time, a swing and a miss. Zero for 27 or 28, I think.

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kristoffer said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:56pm ET:

Damn. Damn. Damn.

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- @kristoffer
  /image damn. damn. damn
  
  njfan said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:58pm ET
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LJeAYsy4LoqxEC said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:56pm ET:

Cart Page just stopped loading… Lame

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kdstrong14 said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:56pm ET:

missed it – went off to do something else, oh well

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tofarber said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:56pm ET:

Whoo, VMP for me
/giphy losing-nippy-pesto

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poids said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:56pm ET:

If all the other VMPs cancelled their membership I might stand a chance.

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- @poids Nope, because they allow members now…
  
  D_a_v_e said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:58pm ET
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jensyfrenzy said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:56pm ET:

How the hell am I supposed to get one of these? Is there a trick I’m not aware about? Literally clicked on the buy button the second it became available and it was sold out by the time the order finished processing

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plymouthdave said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:56pm ET:

Crap. I can’t even catch a members’ only IRK. I need a touch screen display.

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- @plymouthdave doesnt help. You need to turn off the interwebs of everyone else trying to get one.
  
  Sneakertree said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:57pm ET
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- @Sneakertree And that’s the end of the Members’ Only round.
  
  plymouthdave said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 5:01pm ET
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seraphimcaduto said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:56pm ET:

That sucks, literally did it as fast as possible and still couldn’t get it. Beep

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- @seraphimcaduto
  /image beep
  
  njfan said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:58pm ET
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steelopus said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:56pm ET:

The streak lives! Thanks for everyone who believed in me!

/giphy universal-metric-ketchup

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- @steelopus I don’t mean to rub it in anyone’s face…
  
  /giphy winner
  
  steelopus said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:57pm ET
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- To be fair, this is the first meh-rathon in… a long long time… that I actually bought another item and didn’t simply pay Meh $5 to increase my carbon footprint.
  
  steelopus said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:59pm ET
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walarney said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:57pm ET:

dang it. didn’t wait long enough for the checkbox to load. (P.S. “Robot”.)

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compunaut said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:57pm ET:

Well I was at least in the right neighborhood for once

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werehatrack said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:58pm ET:

The meh face for this one is perfect for me.

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riceatusc said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:58pm ET:

That’ll teach me to try and do work

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Lynnerizer said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:58pm ET:

Yeah right, like you really don’t know what i’m trying to buy?! Just say, YOU’RE TO SLOW LOSER!! …and then laugh in my face!
Lol…

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savvysapphire said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 4:59pm ET:

Pfft screw you and your low qua quantities of irks meh!

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hamjudo said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 5:00pm ET:

My best attempt so far today. I got to the green bar, then oops we’re sold out.

It might not seem good but it is further along than my earlier attempts.

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- @hamjudo I’ve seen the green bars three times so far. Still nothing.
  
  plymouthdave said Wed, Jul 28th 2021 at 5:02pm ET
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Instant Regret Kit

Specs

What’s in the Box?

Price Comparison

Warranty

Estimated Delivery