@EvilTuna But look at all the members who have been here for less than a year! They feel the same strife. Can you imagine being a VMP with perks* and shit to compete with these whiny asses?
Two out of town Dr’s appointments today and “I’M” driving! Just arrived at the first appointment and missed this IRK by only 3 minutes! Damn that last red light!
I couldn’t get one when there were 50 available, I damn sure have no chance when it’s 30. I would rather have fewer times they offer up an irk but more available to give folks at least fighting chance at snagging one.
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It is a mystery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Throw it in the trash
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Thursday, Aug 5 - Monday, Aug 9
/giphy bustling-mellow-drawer
Sold Out again
/giphy wrecked-unanswered-square
Oops. Sorry…
/giphy derp
Bloody hell. Only 30
Missed it again. But at least I know I’m not a robot. I guess that’s something.
@gt0163c That’s what the robots want you to think.
With only 30 available, this is becoming very hard to obtain.
@EvilTuna But look at all the members who have been here for less than a year! They feel the same strife. Can you imagine being a VMP with perks* and shit to compete with these whiny asses?
Of course you can. We are.
THROW US A BONE, MEH. FUCK.
*not actually included
@KNmeh7 Well said.
Sorry for being so darn fast!
/giphy lanky-thinkable-werewolf
A shoe salesman walks into a bar and the bartender says “oops, sorry we’re all soled out”.
@kellie0896 This is the content I’m looking for!
Two out of town Dr’s appointments today and “I’M” driving! Just arrived at the first appointment and missed this IRK by only 3 minutes! Damn that last red light!
@Lynnerizer long red light!
I couldn’t get one when there were 50 available, I damn sure have no chance when it’s 30. I would rather have fewer times they offer up an irk but more available to give folks at least fighting chance at snagging one.
/giphy shrill-sly-celery
