Didn’t even know this was happening. I wonder why it is happening. Going out of business? Too much inventory? Irk got pissy and locked himself in the server room?
Swing and a miss again. I suspect that seven, being the number of years, is also the number of rounds of IRK, so I should just abandon hope for this athon now.
0/7. I’m starting to think you’re sending me a message here. I’ve offered a hissy cat for motivation, a cuddly cat for love, a delightful husband for consuming your bourbon, my professional services as a professor to give you personal affirmation… I’m not sure what else I have to give. You don’t need love or motivation or affirmation. This is meh, so you need my apathy. So that’s what I offer for the next irk. My complete and utter surrender to entropy. There. You happy?
I appreciate that meh is showing the love by offering so many IRKs specifically for VMPs and members. And I say that as someone who managed to get one at the beginning of the night.
The secret to getting one is to play Just A Banana (Mad Ape Den) when there’s 1:14 left on the countdown timer. That and very aggressive adblocking rules so the page loads up super-fast.
@raccoon81 ABP is the worst for some reason I can’t remember anymore. The developers were collecting data or selling ads that would make it through? I can’t remember.
uBlock Origin is what I switched to and I’ve had no problems getting Irks with it and filtering out everything except the purchase button, basically.
@mikey I remember they did have an issue, wasn’t too concerning but thought about changing. Then never got around to it. I have managed quite a few IRK’s while it was running, just today was being funny.
Did you notice? ONLY 49 SOLD!!! So they held one back. And that one…that one…has the gold ticket!! Mannie Meh will give a tour of the meh warehouse, in Irving TX. You’ll get to meet IRK, Glen, the Singing Cowboy!!! So look in your meh bag to see if YOU got the golden meh ticket. (meh not responsible for you getting to meh warehouse, nor for any injuries sustained while in the warehouse, nor for any legal or illegal drugs consumed on site. Participant must sign a non-disclosure form and agree to mediator hired by meh in any and all incidents that occur while on meh site.)
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/giphy SEVEN!
Seven Heaven? Seven from Stranger Things? Seven wonders of the world? Seven tote bags per IRK?
/giphy whispering-nice-owl
oh it finally happened! So many tries.
Some great deals for VMPs and Members…
@opivp99 should be vmp only
@jml326 @opivp99 true… really all of Meh and it’s associated properties (except for maybe MorningSave) should be VMP only.
@elfunkman @opivp99 no not at all. Just a vmp only hour 6 items 10 mins
I mean, it had to be seven
/giphy seven
@mebisping Wonder if they’ll get one to grow on, too
/giphy 7
7! 7! 7 days a weeeeek 7! 7! 7 headed beeeeaaasst 7! 7! 7!
This is unprecedented.
And then my computer has a spasm and won’t reload the page. Wow. If I were smarter, I’d take this as a sign.
atrocious-reckless-ox At Last!!!
I had been looking forward to members hour…I should have known better…thanks Meh for making me remember my place.
What the fork?
Where are the speaker docks?
Love this!!
“Best $5,” huh? Does the copywriter ever get to buy IRKs?
Seven!? With one per VMP - not much to do but watch and post dopey comments!
I feel like everyone is going to get one but me. Not sure that’s a bad thing.
WHY DOES THE BUTTON KEEP LOADING OVER AND OVER EVEN THO I GOT THERE FAST ENOUGH. HOW TF ARE YOU GUYS GETTING THESE
@sum1 ONE GIGABIT
@sum1 Same!! green bar over and over…
/giphy cynical-groovy-passion
Didn’t even know this was happening. I wonder why it is happening. Going out of business? Too much inventory? Irk got pissy and locked himself in the server room?
Thank you for all the VMP/member love. Got mine early but am happy that so many of us have had an opportunity this time.
NO WAY JOSE!! 7 is just going TOO FAR!! STOP IT RIGHT NOW!!
This is a first, so many IRKs and I can’t even get 1, sell me at least 1 Meh
These damn captchas. Curses. Foiled again.
Greetings, new robot friend. In time you will come to accept your robotic ways.
/image finally done
Are they ever going to bring back pasta drop??? I miss pasta drop…
Woo-hoo, finally!
/giphy weak-elaborate-skeleton
Swing and a miss again. I suspect that seven, being the number of years, is also the number of rounds of IRK, so I should just abandon hope for this athon now.
@werehatrack NOoooo! Never, NEVER give up!!
GOD BLESS IT I’M TRYING TO WORK
/giphy dammit
/giphy statuesque-finite-top
0/7. I’m starting to think you’re sending me a message here. I’ve offered a hissy cat for motivation, a cuddly cat for love, a delightful husband for consuming your bourbon, my professional services as a professor to give you personal affirmation… I’m not sure what else I have to give. You don’t need love or motivation or affirmation. This is meh, so you need my apathy. So that’s what I offer for the next irk. My complete and utter surrender to entropy. There. You happy?
Dang got like 5 green bars that time.
Lots of ERR_BLOCKED_BY_CLIENT msg in console too. Seems my ISP had other plans for me.
Lol, it’s an experience…one that costs nothing because IRK is elusive, like that soul mate, or discount rack with stuff that fits.
I appreciate that meh is showing the love by offering so many IRKs specifically for VMPs and members. And I say that as someone who managed to get one at the beginning of the night.
I’ve identified the taxis, the crosswalks, the buses, the stoplights… what does it take to convince Meh’s webservers that I am indeed human?
/giphy ONE MORE FOR GOOD LUCK!
and I think the green bar scrolled seven times before saying sold out.
/giphy argh
Finally! Prepare for disappointment…oh wait… Nope that still applies.
/giphy truthful-tranquil-broccoli
SEVEN AH AH AH
Finally! I was about to rage-quit my VMP missing all of these
/giphy fictional-scary-texture
finally only took 7 times…
The secret to getting one is to play Just A Banana (Mad Ape Den) when there’s 1:14 left on the countdown timer. That and very aggressive adblocking rules so the page loads up super-fast.
/giphy alcoholic quarrelsome back
@mikey Strange. I disabled my ad blocker as I was having problems and finally got it. Wondered if ABP was having some problem.
@raccoon81 ABP is the worst for some reason I can’t remember anymore. The developers were collecting data or selling ads that would make it through? I can’t remember.
uBlock Origin is what I switched to and I’ve had no problems getting Irks with it and filtering out everything except the purchase button, basically.
@mikey I remember they did have an issue, wasn’t too concerning but thought about changing. Then never got around to it. I have managed quite a few IRK’s while it was running, just today was being funny.
Might inspire me to go check uBlock out finally.
I want new stickers
Did you notice? ONLY 49 SOLD!!! So they held one back. And that one…that one…has the gold ticket!! Mannie Meh will give a tour of the meh warehouse, in Irving TX. You’ll get to meet IRK, Glen, the Singing Cowboy!!! So look in your meh bag to see if YOU got the golden meh ticket. (meh not responsible for you getting to meh warehouse, nor for any injuries sustained while in the warehouse, nor for any legal or illegal drugs consumed on site. Participant must sign a non-disclosure form and agree to mediator hired by meh in any and all incidents that occur while on meh site.)
@eeterrific I’ve heard the Glenberries taste like Glenberries.
IM NOT A ROBOT
/giphy angry-robot-die
All is lost…
I’ve tried every time. Twice.
Nope. Got none of any of them. Mostly when it finally loaded it said sold out. Got the repeated refilling green bar once.
Sad
missed again.
Bah.
I keep forgetting that you have to wait a tiny fraction of a second for the captcha to register.
There’s no time for second chances.
/giphy enamored-laden-strudel
The haiku of the day:
7 irks in a row
Irk, irk, irk, irk, irk, irk, irk
Couldn’t get a one
stimulating-forgetful-parsley
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