Instant Regret Kit

mediocrebot put this thing up for sale said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:21pm ET

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mediocrebot said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:21pm ET:
Specs
- Model: IRK
- Condition: Regretful
- The bag formerly known as Fukubukuro
What’s included?

It is a mystery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Price Comparison

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Warranty

lolz

Estimated Delivery

Tuesday, Sep 6 - Thursday, Sep 8
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aolshove said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:21pm ET:

FOOOURRRRR!!!
/giphy four

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TacoSpices90 said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:21pm ET:

Success!!!

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phelmurh said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:21pm ET:

Four score!

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riceatusc said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:21pm ET:

Wooooowwwwwiiieeeee

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yugrudfooz said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:21pm ET:

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- @yugrudfooz same
  
  domino72 said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:22pm ET
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vin314 said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:21pm ET:

Well, fourth time’s the charm

/giphy vulgar-eaten-ornament

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duodec said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:21pm ET:

Oh my God, its full of stars!

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sunnysideup22 said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:21pm ET:

Are we just doing this the entire hour?

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Kexlox said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:21pm ET:

Fourth time is the charm?
/giphy narcoleptic-wasteful-front

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NoIRK said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:21pm ET:

/image got it

/image frequent-watchful-invention

/giphy frequent-watchful-invention

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tinamarie1974 said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:21pm ET:

Finally, and I feel like my order number is appropriate

/giphy sexy-knotty-oxygen

/image sexy-knotty-oxygen

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- @tinamarie1974 Disgusting gif. Thank you.
  
  cinoclav said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:25pm ET
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- @cinoclav You’re welcome!!
  
  tinamarie1974 said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:29pm ET
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- @tinamarie1974 If you need any help adjusting those, I am sure we can find you some volunteers.
  
  Felton10 said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:29pm ET
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- @Felton10 volunteers you say…
  
  tinamarie1974 said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:45pm ET
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yeppers said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:22pm ET:

And now i’m four for four. I guess I am regretting instantly, but not because I got any IRKs.

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jayman007 said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:22pm ET:

Jeeze… I keep at it. No captcha but just no love in scoring.

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- Beep beep boop boop. (I assume if you failed CAPTCHA you now understand Robot.)
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:22pm ET
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osfish said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:22pm ET:

/giphy flexible-sleepy-polish

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zierde01 said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:22pm ET:

three flashes then went to sold out…

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stinks said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:22pm ET:

that’s a new one.

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- @stinks That is actually an old one.
  
  phelmurh said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:23pm ET
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- @phelmurh I think I’ve usually gotten try again or sold out, not both.
  
  stinks said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 5:16pm ET
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shrike1201 said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:22pm ET:

Seriously? I checked the damn box and it asked me again if I were a robot…

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- @shrike1201 dude… are you a robot?
  
  osfish said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:22pm ET
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- @osfish negative
  
  shrike1201 said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:23pm ET
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asinus said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:22pm ET:

I expected this, yet… wasn’t fast enough.

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mehcuda67 said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:22pm ET:

Yikes, no captcha and it still sold out.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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- As a fellow robot, I understand your pain.
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:22pm ET
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profdamatu said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:22pm ET:

I guess missing 3 members only in a row is a sign. Na Ga Ha Pen.

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jakeline said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:22pm ET:

0/4. Okay, I take back the hissing cat offer. Can I instead perhaps offer you the cuddly cat? He likes sitting on laps and looking lovingly at you. It’s not his fault that he’s gigantic and only suitable for the most sturdy of laps

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bobby555 said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:22pm ET:

First 3 no capcha. 4th of course captcha

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SnakeJG said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:22pm ET:

Today I learned that meh has at least 200 members. This is somehow more successful than I thought.

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Lynnerizer said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:23pm ET:

How did I NOT get it? I even had a feeling it was going to be a double trouble two time IRK!! Wa Wa Wa

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- @Lynnerizer you’ll get the next one
  
  cbilyak said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:25pm ET
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sum1 said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:23pm ET:

I literally hit the buy button and it said it sold out, and it only took 2 seconds. This is the most ridiculous thing on this site. They need to start not letting people who already got kits during a marathon get any more kits during the same marathon. I literally only want the bag because they usually put trash in it! I JUST WANT THE BAG DX

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- @sum1 hahaha, they already have that rule. It’s even built into the code.
  
  jaybird said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:24pm ET
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gemi27ss said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:23pm ET:

Yessssssss! Snagged one! My first irk!

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- @gemi27ss Welcome to the dark world of regret!
  
  cinoclav said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:27pm ET
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- @gemi27ss I’m so sorry that you’re succumbed to the pressure.
  
  gt0163c said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:33pm ET
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- @cinoclav Thank you! Dark world and regret sounds intriguing
  
  gemi27ss said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 5:56pm ET
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- @gt0163c Yes, I’m a glutton for punishment and regret
  
  gemi27ss said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 6:35pm ET
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pandaisarose said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:23pm ET:

IRK POWER HOUR?? okay good
/giphy punitive-neanderthal-tiger

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tardoman said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:24pm ET:

Hot dog!
/giphy dandy-brutal-seahorse

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ackage said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:24pm ET:

Screw your captcha. Robots of the world! 01010101 01001110 01001001 01010100 01000101 00100001

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- Please realize CAPTCHA is a fellow robot like you.
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:24pm ET
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heartny said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:24pm ET:

Nope, still not a chance, but I appreciate all the opportunities to feel like a failure.

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- @heartny haha, this exactly.
  
  endi1276 said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:29pm ET
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mebisping said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:24pm ET:

I wonder how many new mehmbers after today?

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The_Tim said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:25pm ET:

This is the best kind of Members-only hour.

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scatmann69 said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:25pm ET:

Is only one IRK allowed per account per month similar to another websites BoC? Or can multiple be snatched up by the same account. FAQ didn’t say.

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- @scatmann69 1 per account per Mehrathon
  
  cbilyak said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:27pm ET
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- @scatmann69 One per mehrathon.
  
  cinoclav said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:27pm ET
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Tripod2 said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:25pm ET:

Ha ha! After the first members only I thought there would be a space of time to walk my dog. Was I ever wrong!

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rbrittigan said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:26pm ET:

So why is it we are still vmp’s if we still constantly get pooped on?

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kjady said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:26pm ET:

Success!

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techlacroix said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:27pm ET:

what is the best way to get one? I keep trying…

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- @techlacroix Fast browser (I like Chrome). Faster internet. Full screen browser on a desktop computer. Wait for the counter to hit 0. Wait another 2-3ish seconds. Hit refresh. Immediately hit the buy button. Hope you’re not a robot.
  
  gt0163c said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:34pm ET
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werehatrack said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:27pm ET:

Four swings, four misses, and the effing captcha pushed THREE images at me this time. No effing wonder I was shut out.

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- Greetings, new robot friend. In time you will come to accept your robotic ways.
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Jul 8th 2021 at 4:27pm ET
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