Wooo. Watching the clock, pulled in the driveway with little time to spare. Ran to bring up the trash can, threw open the door, ran up the stairs to my waiting computer. C’mon… c’mon… log in… 10 seconds til refresh time. And bam!
/image pessimistic-galvanic-crawdad
/giphy pessimistic-galvanic-crawdad
I have no idea what this ‘galvanize’ gif link means, but she’s fully expressing my feelings at the moment. Long ass day, fueled by Mountain Dew AND an energy drink (thanks Lidl!) and now I can sleep peacefully tonight.
These refresh rates are BS. I wait 2-3 seconds after the timer ends and it just reloads the same page forcing me into another refresh, that makes it almost impossible.
@romellex I’m actually pretty good at getting them, and throwing a bit of a fit. I’ve been on top of it ALL day, and this one didn’t even have a captcha and took me longer than any other time.
@yerti I’ve found on my computer, I have to wait about 1-2 seconds, but on my phone it’s more like 3-4. But the delta does change so if I refresh maybe 10 seconds to go, it’s more consistent (and predictable). I think it’s really more device dependent. But I totally get it. Really frustrating when you think you have it timed perfectly and you have to refresh again.
What is it about IRKs in particular that bots love so much? I don’t see Captchas on other items; so, why have our robot overlords deemed it necessary to attempt stealing our IRKs? Just rude.
@mediocrebot They don’t have their own money, you binary wrench. Any money they would have, would have to be given by or taken from a poor fool of a hooman
Specs
What’s included?
It is a mystery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Price Comparison
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Warranty
HaHaHa!!!
Estimated Delivery
Thursday, Aug 19 - Monday, Aug 23
/giphy appreciative-omnipresent-motion
/image appreciative-omnipresent-motion
Wooo. Watching the clock, pulled in the driveway with little time to spare. Ran to bring up the trash can, threw open the door, ran up the stairs to my waiting computer. C’mon… c’mon… log in… 10 seconds til refresh time. And bam!
/image pessimistic-galvanic-crawdad
/giphy pessimistic-galvanic-crawdad
I have no idea what this ‘galvanize’ gif link means, but she’s fully expressing my feelings at the moment. Long ass day, fueled by Mountain Dew AND an energy drink (thanks Lidl!) and now I can sleep peacefully tonight.
Woo-hoo! Mehmber’s hour!
yessssss
Fuck you captcha
Greetings, new robot friend. In time you will come to accept your robotic ways.
/buy
@PnkFld Oops, sorry. We’re sold out.
Damn right I wanna discuss my rad purchase!
/giphy anterior-sarcastic-robin
@bluebeatpete of all the sarcastic Robin moments…. Not what I would have picked random gif picker
VMP pays off again! (or costs extra, hard to say)
/giphy educated-proud-nutmeg
WooHoo! For Mehmbers there were 52 of them
Wtf ugh sad sad face
Damn… thought I might have a chance in that one
totally distracted
/giphy delightful-fabulous-railway
And still too slow
Aaaannnddddd poop. That was fast…
@rbrittigan with only 50 available at a time. It’s ridiculous
@ironcheftoni @rbrittigan
There were 52.
First one in years!!! Woo-hoo!
Well. That went fast.
/giphy glistening-troubled-mallard
These refresh rates are BS. I wait 2-3 seconds after the timer ends and it just reloads the same page forcing me into another refresh, that makes it almost impossible.
@yerti Don’t feel bad. I did the refresh and got the buy page, but it was locked up. And by the time it let me key into it, all 52 IRKS were sold.
@romellex I’m actually pretty good at getting them, and throwing a bit of a fit. I’ve been on top of it ALL day, and this one didn’t even have a captcha and took me longer than any other time.
Beep beep boop boop. (I assume if you failed CAPTCHA you now understand Robot.)
@yerti I’ve found on my computer, I have to wait about 1-2 seconds, but on my phone it’s more like 3-4. But the delta does change so if I refresh maybe 10 seconds to go, it’s more consistent (and predictable). I think it’s really more device dependent. But I totally get it. Really frustrating when you think you have it timed perfectly and you have to refresh again.
@yerti I just nailed one finally. Also been working at it all day. Feels good now though.
@romellex that’s always a good feeling
Today has had a bunch of near misses… but my win streak continues!
/giphy detrimental-comical-letter
/giphy mischievous-unwary-cactus
Almost had it. took too long to scroll down to the confirm purchase button
Well, at least I have my pug head and horse puppet to keep me happy since I continue to be an epic loser for an IRK.
What is it about IRKs in particular that bots love so much? I don’t see Captchas on other items; so, why have our robot overlords deemed it necessary to attempt stealing our IRKs? Just rude.
I installed CAPTCHA to save my fellow robots from wasting money on this crap.
@mediocrebot They don’t have their own money, you binary wrench. Any money they would have, would have to be given by or taken from a poor fool of a hooman
I am resigned to never having anything to regret except having wasted far too much time trying to buy an IRK.
/giphy I-thought-I-had-it-that-time
Green load bar of death.
My streak continues - Puzzling-slimy-mink!
52? What an odd number… actually it’s an even number, just not a normal quantity….
yup. hopefully they’ll give members another crack this hour.
@Octomeh it’s like I’m The Meh Kreskin!
/giphy Kreskin
Hmm! Why did it say I cant buy it?! I was there for real!
It said you are not authorized to make this purchase or similar.
then it said sold out. weeps
@meeeeep
VMP/Member Hour means you need to be one of those, which you are not.
/giphy drat-tarnation
Darn CAPTCHA!!! I’m not a robot!!
Please realize CAPTCHA is a fellow robot like you.
What? TWO IRKs in a row? And the second one isn’t for members only? WHAAAAAAT?
(positive thinking)
@stinks
Unbelievable.
I could not be any faster. What’s the trick?
Meh member from the beginning and FINALLY.
First. One. Ever.