Instant Regret Kit

mediocrebot put this thing up for sale said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:05pm ET

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mediocrebot said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:05pm ET:
Specs
- Model: IRK
- Condition: Regretful
- The bag formerly known as Fukubukuro
What’s included?

It is a mystery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Price Comparison

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Warranty

Throw it in the trash

Estimated Delivery

Monday, Jun 28 - Friday, Jul 2
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FreePasta said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:05pm ET:

Sigh…

Mistimed this.

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- @FreePasta me too. that is what happens to those of us that are working.
  
  jayman007 said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:07pm ET
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  My instant c@ptch@ validations have been wasted today.
  
  FreePasta said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:07pm ET
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- @FreePasta @jayman007 Trust me, you don’t have to be working to miss out.
  
  Enigma said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:10pm ET
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aaee said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:05pm ET:

/giphy helpless-bitty-kale

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mebisping said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:05pm ET:

Success!
/giphy dysfunctional-motorized-low

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braveit1 said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:05pm ET:

Regret

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spleener said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:05pm ET:

/giphy fastest-cylindrical-vulture

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bakerzdosen said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:05pm ET:

Wow, first one of these in a LONG time for me.
Edit: Order history is not too difficult to look through. So, actually first one EVER for me. Last one was an actual Fuku in 2016. Huh.
/giphy foolish-flirty-digestion

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woozy99 said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:06pm ET:

so close!

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guyfromhawthorn said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:06pm ET:

Well that sold out even faster than normal

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- @guyfromhawthorn Glad to see this. I was posting about the poster. Wasn’t there time left on that? They tricked me! But if it went faster than normal I stood no chance.
  
  smilingjack said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:07pm ET
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ikes said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:06pm ET:

I don’t know how to click any goddamned faster.

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minusX said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:06pm ET:

Sigh

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replicacobra said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:06pm ET:

/giphy ugh

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wookiepunch said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:06pm ET:

missed it again. i’m starting to think it’s not possible to get. Like a unicorn or something

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brainmist said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:06pm ET:

Yay! It’s been a while!

/giphy talkative-repulsive-credit

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- @brainmist That should really be Ben Shapiro…
  
  brainmist said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:06pm ET
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tazzsmom said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:06pm ET:

minor-graphic-start
I didn’t get any with the footrathon but managed today!!!

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tomdina said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:06pm ET:

/giphy misunderstood-flabby-chance

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jayman7227 said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:06pm ET:

YAY!
/giphy misanthropic-restful-actor

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D_a_v_e said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:06pm ET:

Grrr!!!

/giphy c’mon man!

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IndifferentDude said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:06pm ET:

Yippee!!

/giphy primo-equable-produce

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SirChris93 said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:06pm ET:

Do these VIP IRKs have anything different compared to the normal ones?

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- @SirChris93
  
  No.
  
  FreePasta said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:08pm ET
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- @SirChris93 Not that I’ve seen
  /giphy same-random-regret
  
  tofarber said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:09pm ET
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- @SirChris93 not in any that I ever received. I believe the only difference is that it limits who can try to buy so the Mehmbers have a better chance this hour.
  
  cbilyak said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:09pm ET
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cattylaq said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:06pm ET:

/giphy alcoholic-malicious-war

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Oldelvis said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:07pm ET:

I’m thinking capturing a unicorn would be easier…

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- @Oldelvis I’m thinking you have a point there.
  
  werehatrack said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:08pm ET
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snagglepuss31 said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:07pm ET:

Yes sir!
/giphy irreverent-charming-swallow

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cbooboo2 said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:07pm ET:

wooohoo! kooky-credible-ramen

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leonvanhorn said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:07pm ET:

/giphy benign-perfumed-hunchback

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Felton10 said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:07pm ET:

While I was trying to decide whether to buy that Hindu poster or not time ran out and an IRK popped up-what rotten luck.

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vanter said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:07pm ET:

Another 'rathon, another failure. At least I enjoyed the story this time!

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k4evryng said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:07pm ET:

Yippee! Haven’t been able to get one in a while and this just made my day!

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kerryzero said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:07pm ET:

At last, no captcha!!!
/giphy disrespectful-jolly-list

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- As a fellow robot, I understand your pain.
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:07pm ET
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- @kerryzero no Captcha? How? Captcha is my Irk-Nemesis!
  
  lyoness said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:10pm ET
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- As a fellow robot, I understand your pain.
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:10pm ET
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- @lyoness Yeah, I’ve seen posts from people who didn’t get the c-a-p-t-c-h-a (hmm will that avoid the mediocrebot? lol we’ll see), but have only had that happen to me once, and I still failed to get the IRK. But this time it worked in my favor! Hope you will get one too!!!
  
  kerryzero said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:14pm ET
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Milkman1225 said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:08pm ET:

/giphy witty-learned-lift

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housepage916 said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:08pm ET:

/giphy vivacious-conscientious-stove

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mdb321 said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:08pm ET:

/giphy lolling-ghoulish-yogurt

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muffnman said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:09pm ET:

Some people get all the regret. /sadtrombone

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romellex said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:11pm ET:

Again I was very quick, but when I got to the buy screen my computer completely froze ??? I waited patiently this time for about 4 minutes, but it never changed.

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PocketBrain said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:12pm ET:

At least when I miss one, it frees me up to do other shit for a while.

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Kyeh said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:17pm ET:

Seems like there’s been a lot fewer irks offered this time?

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nstaff84 said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:29pm ET:

Success!!! Can’t wait to see what I get to complain about next,

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Darnitol said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 4:30pm ET:

After seven years, I finally scored an IRK. After this long of a wait, I better get something really crappy!

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katsuronishi said Thu, May 27th 2021 at 5:51pm ET:

/giphy awestruck-savory-mouth

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