Inspirobot is amazing.

dave posted some pics said Fri, Jun 16th 2017 at 10:56am ET

This AI bot creates inspiring messages:

Post your best ones.

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denboy said Fri, Jun 16th 2017 at 10:57am ET:

My first one is less than inspiring…especially for a former smoker.

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f00l said Fri, Jun 16th 2017 at 11:00am ET:

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dave said Fri, Jun 16th 2017 at 11:10am ET:

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narfcake said Fri, Jun 16th 2017 at 11:13am ET:

We’re fucked.

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- @narfcake here’s my inspirational message to counter that.
  
  For now you’re still the Alpha predator on Earth. Shut up and act like it.
  
  denboy said Fri, Jun 16th 2017 at 11:17am ET
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fny said Fri, Jun 16th 2017 at 11:16am ET:

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dave said Fri, Jun 16th 2017 at 11:29am ET:

Less inspiring, more of a threat.

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medz said Fri, Jun 16th 2017 at 11:31am ET:

We’re all slaves to something.

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2many2no said Fri, Jun 16th 2017 at 12:00pm ET:

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- @2many2no
  
  The Inspirobot spied out my patented methods and handed my secret techniques to the world!
  
  Dammit
  
  f00l said Fri, Jun 16th 2017 at 2:04pm ET
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narfcake said Fri, Jun 16th 2017 at 12:04pm ET:

Oh. Fuck.

I hope peaches come after the circus! Mmm … peach.

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TaRDy said Fri, Jun 16th 2017 at 1:58pm ET:

I don’t think my girlfriend will appreciate the humor in this one:

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dave said Fri, Jun 16th 2017 at 2:08pm ET:

I just…don’t think this is good advice.

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djslack said Fri, Jun 16th 2017 at 2:15pm ET:

First two:

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Kidsandliz said Fri, Jun 16th 2017 at 2:17pm ET:

The middle one isn’t half bad LOL

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bish said Fri, Jun 16th 2017 at 2:18pm ET:

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brhfl said Fri, Jun 16th 2017 at 2:21pm ET:

Time to invest!

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kdemo said Fri, Jun 16th 2017 at 3:18pm ET:

Exceedingly inspirational.

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kdemo said Fri, Jun 16th 2017 at 3:18pm ET:

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kdemo said Fri, Jun 16th 2017 at 3:24pm ET:

Would that be the reptile or the plumber’s tool?

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narfcake said Fri, Jun 16th 2017 at 3:43pm ET:

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- @narfcake They would be weaponized. Just imagine it. All those legs. All those eyes. You’d be… unstoppable…
  
  ThomasF said Fri, Jun 16th 2017 at 6:28pm ET
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PocketBrain said Fri, Jun 16th 2017 at 3:46pm ET:

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- @PocketBrain
  
  The phenomenon:
  
  http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DracoInLeatherPants
  
  f00l said Fri, Jun 16th 2017 at 5:37pm ET
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RiotDemon said Fri, Jun 16th 2017 at 4:07pm ET:

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RiotDemon said Fri, Jun 16th 2017 at 4:15pm ET:

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RiotDemon said Fri, Jun 16th 2017 at 4:17pm ET:

The text along with that picture…

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RiotDemon said Fri, Jun 16th 2017 at 4:25pm ET:

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cinoclav said Fri, Jun 16th 2017 at 4:41pm ET:

Very first one, couldn’t be more perfect for here.

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brhfl said Fri, Jun 16th 2017 at 4:54pm ET:

We can only hope…

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- @brhfl
  I think they got that one backwards?
  
  f00l said Fri, Jun 16th 2017 at 5:25pm ET
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Ignorant said Fri, Jun 16th 2017 at 5:03pm ET:

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- @Ignorant
  Feel reassured now. Thx.
  
  f00l said Fri, Jun 16th 2017 at 5:25pm ET
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medz said Fri, Jun 16th 2017 at 5:27pm ET:

Customer Service Slogan:

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djslack said Fri, Jun 16th 2017 at 5:27pm ET:

Earlier today I sent my wife the url to inspirobot and she immediately sent back this screenshot and the following message:

"…I’m not inspired"

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- @djslack - Hey, I guess your fiance became your wife? Wish you a lifetime of happiness!
  
  Uh - starting after that email exchange.
  
  kdemo said Sat, Jun 17th 2017 at 12:37am ET
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- @KDemo Yes, just over a month ago. We went to Jamaica and got married in an overwater chapel with a glass floor.
  
  Thanks for the well wishes! She’s used to not being amused by half the shit I pull, it doesn’t seem to bring down the happiness quotient by much.
  
  djslack said Sat, Jun 17th 2017 at 1:43am ET
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- @djslack - Sounds like you have an ideal formula there. Congratulations!
  
  And remember . . .
  
  kdemo said Sat, Jun 17th 2017 at 2:39am ET
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  Well congrats! Hope all is wonderful!
  
  f00l said Sat, Jun 17th 2017 at 2:41am ET
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djslack said Fri, Jun 16th 2017 at 5:39pm ET:

Here are some winners it just made for me:

I think the algorithm for “inspiration” may need a little tweaking.

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- @djslack
  You just go suck lies or die tryin’, now.
  
  f00l said Fri, Jun 16th 2017 at 5:55pm ET
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kdemo said Fri, Jun 16th 2017 at 6:05pm ET:

Have two, they’re small.

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kdemo said Fri, Jun 16th 2017 at 6:12pm ET:

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f00l said Fri, Jun 16th 2017 at 6:14pm ET:

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kdemo said Fri, Jun 16th 2017 at 6:16pm ET:

Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.

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  "‘Colorless green ideas sleep furiously’ is a statement coined by Noam Chomsky to describe the sleeping habits of colorless green ideas, a topic that Chomsky had been studying excessively in the 1950s. Chomsky stated that if an idea is both white (colorless) and eco-friendly (green), it will be angry while sleeping. The sentence has become widely popular in many different mediums and has been said to originally be “Furiously sleep ideas green colorless.” However, Chomsky later changed the wording due to it not being grammatically correct."
  
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  "Colorless green ideas sleep furiously is a sentence composed by Noam Chomsky in his 1957 book Syntactic Structures as an example of a sentence that is grammatically correct, but semantically nonsensical."
  
  kdemo said Fri, Jun 16th 2017 at 6:26pm ET
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- @KDemo
  
  Hmmmm.
  
  ‘Colorless green ideas sleep furiously’
  
  Chomsky was being more than a bit Western-Hemispherist here.
  Why exactly did he favor that expression over
  
  ‘Colourless green ideas sleep furiously’???
  
  I ask everyone! Why?
  What implicit cultural favoritism,paid for and expressed by poor innocent spelling customs, did he intend to infect us with?
  
  But I see thru Chomsky. He may have fooled MIT, but he will never fool me.
  
  /image “colourless green”
  
  /image “colorless green”
  
  Why must we subtly favor one planetary hemisphere over another? Should not all hemispherical spelling customs be treated as equally worthy?
  
  I leave you with this:
  
  Gangnam style?
  
  Or Chomsky style?
  f00l said Sat, Jun 17th 2017 at 1:43am ET
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- @f00l - Are you having a spelling spell?
  I’d probably opt for Strunk & White Style, not Harry Styles.
  
  kdemo said Sat, Jun 17th 2017 at 2:51am ET
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- @KDemo
  Examples of my stile:
  
  f00l said Sat, Jun 17th 2017 at 1:56pm ET
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f00l said Fri, Jun 16th 2017 at 6:19pm ET:

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kdemo said Fri, Jun 16th 2017 at 6:31pm ET:

Kiss, the paragons of selfless courage!

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Barney said Fri, Jun 16th 2017 at 7:11pm ET:

You reap what you sow?

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- @Barney
  
  You sew are reap you what?
  
  f00l said Sat, Jun 17th 2017 at 1:44am ET
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phendrick said Sat, Jun 17th 2017 at 12:30am ET:

Happy happy. (That’s just so special.)

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- @phendrick @dave @kidsandliz @taRDy @djslack @jbartus i am having trouble with a few of these: do i star to thank you for posting because it made me laugh a little, or not star because people would think i like the idea actually being expressed and i don’t want that?
  
  mollama said Sat, Jun 17th 2017 at 4:50pm ET
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- @mollama star for whatever you want! I won’t judge you, at worst, just blame the goat!
  
  Damnit @cranky1950 stop making @mollama have these feelings of uncertainty!
  
  TaRDy said Sat, Jun 17th 2017 at 5:06pm ET
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phendrick said Sat, Jun 17th 2017 at 12:39am ET:

Is this one D E E P ?, or am I just too sleepy:

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- @phendrick
  
  In Lower East Buttfuck, Texas, you drive past this sign:
  
  f00l said Sat, Jun 17th 2017 at 1:47am ET
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kdemo said Sat, Jun 17th 2017 at 12:49am ET:

Meow

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- @KDemo this:
  
  or this:
  
  Hopefully they both can find some friends?
  
  RiotDemon said Sat, Jun 17th 2017 at 1:07am ET
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jbartus said Sat, Jun 17th 2017 at 1:17am ET:

Um…

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jbartus said Sat, Jun 17th 2017 at 1:21am ET:

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jbartus said Sat, Jun 17th 2017 at 1:23am ET:

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jbartus said Sat, Jun 17th 2017 at 1:24am ET:

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jbartus said Sat, Jun 17th 2017 at 1:26am ET:

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- @jbartus
  
  Based on personal life experience, I would dispute the first part of that assertion.
  
  f00l said Sat, Jun 17th 2017 at 1:50am ET
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RiotDemon said Sat, Jun 17th 2017 at 5:14pm ET:

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- @RiotDemon there are a few perplexing ones but this has to rule this thread so far.
  /giphy perplexing chimpanzee
  
  denboy said Sat, Jun 17th 2017 at 6:45pm ET
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- @RiotDemon
  
  kdemo said Sat, Jun 17th 2017 at 9:32pm ET
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- @denboy I’d star your comment, but that gif is so gross. Lol
  
  RiotDemon said Sat, Jun 17th 2017 at 10:05pm ET
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- @KDemo lol, wut
  
  RiotDemon said Sat, Jun 17th 2017 at 10:07pm ET
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- @RiotDemon thanks for explaining. I’d been dying here waiting for even one solitary star.
  
  denboy said Sat, Jun 17th 2017 at 10:30pm ET
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- @denboy Solitary star granted.
  
  djslack said Sat, Jun 17th 2017 at 10:34pm ET
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- @djslack letting deep sleep commence thanks to you
  /giphy my hero
  
  denboy said Sat, Jun 17th 2017 at 11:11pm ET
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RiotDemon said Sat, Jun 17th 2017 at 5:15pm ET:

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- @RiotDemon
  
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RiotDemon said Sat, Jun 17th 2017 at 5:15pm ET:

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RiotDemon said Sat, Jun 17th 2017 at 5:16pm ET:

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- @RiotDemon
  
  My mantra!
  
  f00l said Sat, Jun 17th 2017 at 5:48pm ET
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RiotDemon said Sat, Jun 17th 2017 at 5:17pm ET:

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JaneDoh said Sat, Jun 17th 2017 at 6:37pm ET:

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Barney said Sat, Jun 17th 2017 at 6:59pm ET:

Yep, that pretty much describes my whole life.

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- @Barney
  
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shawn said Sat, Jun 17th 2017 at 7:48pm ET:

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kdemo said Sat, Jun 17th 2017 at 9:19pm ET:

I have reservations about posting a sensible quotation, but what the hell -

Maybe the blueberries unmake the point.

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kdemo said Sat, Jun 17th 2017 at 9:26pm ET:

Don’t forget to chew.

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kdemo said Sat, Jun 17th 2017 at 9:37pm ET:

So thank you for putting the seat down.

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candiedisilvio1 said Sun, Jun 18th 2017 at 1:11am ET:

This one is so me

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RiotDemon said Sun, Jun 18th 2017 at 8:00am ET:

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Seeds said Sun, Jun 18th 2017 at 2:32pm ET:

The first one I got I liked

Then I got about 10 that I thought were stupid. Ending on a high note.

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f00l said Sun, Jun 18th 2017 at 4:36pm ET:

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f00l said Sun, Jun 18th 2017 at 4:38pm ET:

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earlyre said Sun, Jun 18th 2017 at 9:21pm ET:

The Internet is FULL of videos suggesting otherwise…

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brhfl said Sun, Jun 18th 2017 at 10:22pm ET:

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- @brhfl - Ha, I doubt I’ll believe that!
  
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narfcake said Mon, Jun 19th 2017 at 3:34pm ET:

Something … logical …

Reminds me of this @bootsboots shirt:

http://shirt.woot.com/offers/pessimism?ref=meh_com

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kdemo said Mon, Jun 19th 2017 at 4:27pm ET:

So I guess I should buy the red shoes?

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PlacidPenguin said Thu, Jun 29th 2017 at 2:46am ET:

This article has some funny results.

http://www.iflscience.com/technology/ai-trying-to-design-inspirational-posters-goes-horribly-and-hilariously-wrong/

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- @PlacidPenguin
  
  Humans trying to do it also tends to go horribly wrong.
  
  /giphy "inspire me"
  
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aetris said Thu, Jun 29th 2017 at 9:18am ET:

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InnocuousFarmer said Thu, Jun 29th 2017 at 9:50am ET:

Inspirobot said I was its favorite user. I believe that is true.

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marcee said Thu, Jun 29th 2017 at 12:17pm ET:

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marcee said Thu, Jun 29th 2017 at 12:17pm ET:

Oh and this one too…

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PlacidPenguin said Thu, Jun 29th 2017 at 12:19pm ET:

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RiotDemon said Thu, Jun 29th 2017 at 1:35pm ET:

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- @RiotDemon
  Now they tell me.
  
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parodymandotcom said Thu, Jun 29th 2017 at 8:20pm ET:

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RiotDemon said Fri, Jun 30th 2017 at 7:09pm ET:

Are these actual words?

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RiotDemon said Fri, Jun 30th 2017 at 7:09pm ET:

Awww yissss.

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RiotDemon said Fri, Jun 30th 2017 at 7:10pm ET:

I smell a lawsuit.

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RiotDemon said Fri, Jun 30th 2017 at 7:11pm ET:

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- @RiotDemon Been there, done that; got a whole bunch of T shirts.
  
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RiotDemon said Sun, Jul 2nd 2017 at 4:54pm ET:

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