@blaineg@Kyeh Well I’ve got one for you. My father is older than my grandmother and only two years older than my mom (who is a year younger than my grandmother). Put that through your noodle!
@blaineg@capnjb@Kyeh my wife and I have almost an entire Generation between our families. I was born when my Mom was 20, she 41. My mother was a a couple of years older than my Oldest Brother in law, and her parents were a few year younger than my Grandparents.
I was born to an unwed teenage girl and then adopted. At the time her mom was 39 and my dad was 40. I am thankful that I got to meet her before she passed. And I also picked up an great half sister along the way. I’ve been given so many blessings
@blaineg Well, after 6 edits and then a deletion, (because I was running out of time for another edit) a repost and then 2 or 3 MORE EDITS, all that I can say is thank you, “I TRIED”!
Lol
Congratulations!
Awesome
VAN GOGH! MANGO! TANGO! AWESOME!
Ohmygoodness that baby is so cute!! Congrats!
Congrats you old bastard!
Beautiful kiddo!
@capnjb I’m not that old, I just got a head start. I was a grandad the day I got married.
@blaineg @capnjb
@capnjb @Kyeh I also like to tell folks I don’t have any children, but I do have four grandchildren. (Plus one great now.)
It’s fun to mess with people’s minds. And/or expectations.
@blaineg @Kyeh Well I’ve got one for you.
My father is older than my grandmother and only two years older than my mom (who is a year younger than my grandmother). Put that through your noodle! 
@blaineg @capnjb @Kyeh my wife and I have almost an entire Generation between our families. I was born when my Mom was 20, she 41. My mother was a a couple of years older than my Oldest Brother in law, and her parents were a few year younger than my Grandparents.
I was born to an unwed teenage girl and then adopted. At the time her mom was 39 and my dad was 40. I am thankful that I got to meet her before she passed. And I also picked up an great half sister along the way. I’ve been given so many blessings
@Oldelvis I have a nephew who is three months older than me. I know how that can work.
What a little sweetheart! Congratulations!
Congratulations!!! Hoping this little one experiences only the best life has to offer!!
/giphy newborn baby boy congrats with fireworks
/giphy hello new person!
@f00l
Well that’s kinda random
Congratulations! I aspire to that [eventually].
Presently I’m barely an okay dad, neither great nor particularly grand.
/giphy grampa welcoming baby boy
@Lynnerizer Great Giphy!
@blaineg Well, after 6 edits and then a deletion, (because I was running out of time for another edit) a repost and then 2 or 3 MORE EDITS, all that I can say is thank you, “I TRIED”!
Lol
Congratulations!
But also. Cool your jets.
He’s not going to be able to correctly rate your greatness for a few years. Let’s be fair to the system
@unksol It’s all about setting expectations.
Wow, what a wonderful experience that is, I’m sure. All the best for mini-Blaine, may his life be filled with stroopwaffles instead of trackrs!
Congratulations!! Super cute baby!
I’m sure you’re a great granddad.
That’s great and grand!
Congratulations! What a beautiful baby boy!!
/showme a great-grandfather beaming with joy holding his newborn great-grandson, both named Blaine
@mediocrebot Great job mediocrebot!!
@IndifferentDude @mediocrebot (Counting the fingers.) Hey, good job bot!
@blaineg @IndifferentDude @mediocrebot Baby fingers though are not right so the bot still has some work to do.
Congratulations
Have I been saying your username wrong all these years? Is it Blaine G. and not ‘Blaine Egg’?
@PooltoyWolf I have to admit that’s how I’ve said it in my head! Even though I figured it was the former.
@Kyeh @PooltoyWolf I’m sure that if the “Ask Irk” vids were still being made, he’d mangle it to blah-in-eg"
@Kyeh @PooltoyWolf @werehatrack My name has been mangled many ways, but that’s a new one.