ignore me
carl669 had a quick thing to say 11 minutes ago
if in happen to post any thing par. ok astt re after this . you should probably I’d I’ve ignore it l.
yes
wow. these threads are getting more and more indecipherable. anywho, i’m ok. just needed a night of letting loose and found it at the chicago beer fest. no, i wasn’t drinking alone. my brother and a couple friends all went. no need for concern though, unlike my meh button streak, my no hangover streak remains unbroken. that’s what you were concerned about, right?
@mikibell it’s actually not as bad as you might think. sure, there’s some shit going on, but, i’ll make it through. doesn’t mean there won’t be bumps (and potentially other threads like this) along the way. i actually don’t drink as often as it seems, let alone get drunk so really, no need to worry. i’ll be fine and my liver will make it through intact.
@carl669
I’n concerned that you stay in suitable shape to not be in terrible physical or emotional pain, post funny shit, maintain human relationships, monitor the Fuck Count, have optimism and self-confidence, operate the Mehcronomicon (sp?), post some adorable kidvids, and, importantly, constantly remind @mfladd of his many shortcomings.
So I need you to maintain at a high level of something or other. Please.
@f00l eh. emotional pain just comes with the current circumstances. that’s really the main reason i haven’t been posting much lately. just haven’t been in the typically funny mood. not to say that i’m drowning it with alcohol or anything. i still maintaining my adulting capability. besides, @mehcronomicon is kind of being a dick right now.
@carl669
Emotional pain sucks. Esp the kind that hangs around for a while and won’t leave.
Only eventually it does. Yours better not be here for a decade or something. That would seriously piss me off, for starters.
You could hang our here more and beg for constant abuse, the way @mfladd does. I think we can deliver the goods, ya know, we have that gift.
Or: considering that you’re not @mfladd - we could, ya know, not abuse you. And that would be cool.
But don’t mention this possibility to @mfladd, his fate is sealed and I don’t want him to have any hope.
And you and the @Mehcronomicon: watching the two of you interact just gives me hope, ya know?
The sweetness brings fucking tears to my eyes, tho I’ll never admit it.
Go well, fucker.
PS. I hear music helps. Even if you play the same damned songs 10000 times a week and your friends and neighbors therefore start planning your death, or at least scheming to make you lose your hearing. Fuck em. Play that music.
@mfladd
I often try to be merciful and remove all hope in a way that doesn’t hurt, except for those who are designated chosen victims. But since you feel special, I thought maybe @carl669 wanted to feel special also.
Get back in your corner cage this instant if you know what’s good for you.
You addressed me without permission. Think on that. You addressed me without permission.
Feeling not so good now? Huh?
I detect trances of Free Will and Independent Thought. I’ll deal with those shortly. Soon you’ll feel much better.
/giphy confused
Aw, @carl669. You okay, buddy?
@KDemo no, trust me.
@mfladd - I do.
@mfladd said:
/giphy ok
Nobel Prize for intoxication intentions.
Fuckin’ with ya, bro.
fuck dulll day drunk. beer n booze. yep
You speaky funny.
@pitamuffin
It’s fucking poetry.
WTF!? Carl, now you are posting???
@KittySprinkles Thoughts?
@mfladd
@KittySprinkles
@mfladd @carl669
@KittySprinkles
@mfladd
Which one of these pretties is you?
@f00l You’d be surprised.
@mfladd
You really think so?
Instead of /jumble I think we need /carl669
@shawn Yes, that would be the equivalent.
@shawn yes! make it so!
@cranky1950 You’re cranky.
@cranky1950
She can /jumble all right.
@hems79 creaky is more like it
@cranky1950 that nice lady needs a shawl. or a snuggie. even if it’s Brazil or somesuch, she could catch a cold.
@UncleVinny
She doesn’t seem to be shivering from the cold tho.
@f00l Fast Forward to 2011
@cranky1950 I love the internet
@f00l by my reckoning, the shawl is an all-purpose preventative measure.
I can’t wait for @carl669 to come back in the morning to decipher this shit.
https://meh.com/forum/topics/drunk-thoughts
@carl669 how can we fix this, my friend?
@mikibell
@mfladd it makes me sad to see him so broken up…and his liver is not going to thank him…
@mikibell Don’t worry. He will be checked on.
@mfladd thank you!
@mikibell he’s fine. He was going to get a greasy breakfast. Did you forget he is a dark goat?
@mfladd
Greasy breakfast (at any hour) sounds like the right “sun is hurting my eyes”, “life is hurting my soul” treatment.
Good deed.
@mfladd @mikibell that photo… so sad also.
hey @carl669, ardtt udefff uuu messed
youup?it’s ok
/youtube land before time it’s nobody’s fault
@carl669
Fucking
Keep that brain alive. We gets it.
wow. these threads are getting more and more indecipherable. anywho, i’m ok. just needed a night of letting loose and found it at the chicago beer fest. no, i wasn’t drinking alone. my brother and a couple friends all went. no need for concern though, unlike my meh button streak, my no hangover streak remains unbroken. that’s what you were concerned about, right?
@carl669
@carl669 Whew!
@carl669 concerned about your well being overall…glad you enjoyed yourself…
@carl669 hey bud. If you ever want/need to talk you should know my email by now. If not just yelp and I’ll fix that
@mikibell it’s actually not as bad as you might think. sure, there’s some shit going on, but, i’ll make it through. doesn’t mean there won’t be bumps (and potentially other threads like this) along the way. i actually don’t drink as often as it seems, let alone get drunk so really, no need to worry. i’ll be fine and my liver will make it through intact.
@carl669
I’n concerned that you stay in suitable shape to not be in terrible physical or emotional pain, post funny shit, maintain human relationships, monitor the Fuck Count, have optimism and self-confidence, operate the Mehcronomicon (sp?), post some adorable kidvids, and, importantly, constantly remind @mfladd of his many shortcomings.
So I need you to maintain at a high level of something or other. Please.
/giphy please
@f00l eh. emotional pain just comes with the current circumstances. that’s really the main reason i haven’t been posting much lately. just haven’t been in the typically funny mood. not to say that i’m drowning it with alcohol or anything. i still maintaining my adulting capability. besides, @mehcronomicon is kind of being a dick right now.
@carl669 fuck you dill hole.
@mehcronomicon i love you too man.
@sohmageek thanks man. appreciate it.
@carl669
Emotional pain sucks. Esp the kind that hangs around for a while and won’t leave.
Only eventually it does. Yours better not be here for a decade or something. That would seriously piss me off, for starters.
You could hang our here more and beg for constant abuse, the way @mfladd does. I think we can deliver the goods, ya know, we have that gift.
Or: considering that you’re not @mfladd - we could, ya know, not abuse you. And that would be cool.
But don’t mention this possibility to @mfladd, his fate is sealed and I don’t want him to have any hope.
And you and the @Mehcronomicon: watching the two of you interact just gives me hope, ya know?
The sweetness brings fucking tears to my eyes, tho I’ll never admit it.
Go well, fucker.
PS. I hear music helps. Even if you play the same damned songs 10000 times a week and your friends and neighbors therefore start planning your death, or at least scheming to make you lose your hearing. Fuck em. Play that music.
@carl669 Sometimes @f00l makes sense.
@Barney
Accidental.
I’m supposed to report these incidents to the authorities, but it’s a pain, and so rare.
I am a true Slacker among Slackers.
@f00l And now you are offering to abuse someone else other than me? You cheating whore!!!
@mfladd
I often try to be merciful and remove all hope in a way that doesn’t hurt, except for those who are designated chosen victims. But since you feel special, I thought maybe @carl669 wanted to feel special also.
Get back in your corner cage this instant if you know what’s good for you.
You addressed me without permission. Think on that. You addressed me without permission.
Feeling not so good now? Huh?
I detect trances of Free Will and Independent Thought. I’ll deal with those shortly. Soon you’ll feel much better.
/giphy torment
@f00l Actually, that was kinda hot.
@carl669 Ohhhh Caaaaaaaarl!!!
@carl669 - Fuck yeah! Sounds like healthy drinking to me. So glad to hear you’re okay, I knew you were a survivor.
Keep the weekend entertainment coming!
Wait, what did I miss? Why is @carl669 in pain?
@jqubed particular life changes/circumstances.