In the corn field, taking a break from sitting on my ass and craning my neck for like 6 hours, pushing buttons, flipping switches, pushing pedals, turning the wheel. Hard work, modern agriculture.
@Pamtha The farmer's "smokin' hot" daughter is my sister. I hear you saying to the screen, "So what? I kind of expected that." Well, I say to you that I live in Iowa, not Alabama. I'm not on the border with Missouri, either. I'm on the border with Minnesota, so it's fucking cold and nobody drinks tea up here.
@DonberKon Dude, chill. He's just fucking with you. I hope she can run fast when she gets older. Yes, I'm JOKING. But you're right, no one drinks sweet tea in northern Iowa. You need to drop below I-70 and well east of I-35 to get to serious sweet tea country.
@Pavlov Ok, yeah. I guess you couldn't really hear the nonchalant-ness of my inner monologue when I wrote that. It's funny how some non-southern states look like southern states, like Missouri and South Carolina.
I am unfamiliar with this human concept of "outside". You mean that place with that golden orb in the sky that burns our eyes and skin and those flying and crawling bugs that are always trying to sting us or bite us or fly into our eyes/nostrils/ears/mouth? Oh heck naw!
@sjk3 true I was going to answer something similar. But a lot of the breweries have food trucks come once a month. And that's all outdoor. Great time is fresh growler + food truck that has porkbelly+ live music. It's making me want summer. That's the first time in 30 years that I've wanted summer to come... I even miss the smell of citronella a bit.
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
@Pavlov Did you use the SUDO command?
@Headly Nope, didn't try it, but I'd have to - they don't do Windows either.
@Pavlov do they at least have the common decency to give you a reach around?
@Headly You pretty much know the answer to that question prior to asking it, don't you?
Homeless.
Not from Buffalo
At the low country boil. Company thing. Shrimp and sausage. And overcooked celery and onions. In crabby spices.
Camping, out hiking, or at the crag.
On the boat
In the corn field, taking a break from sitting on my ass and craning my neck for like 6 hours, pushing buttons, flipping switches, pushing pedals, turning the wheel. Hard work, modern agriculture.
@DonberKon Where's the farmer's smokin' hot daughter bringing you sweet tea? All the country songs have her delivering.....
@Pamtha The farmer's "smokin' hot" daughter is my sister. I hear you saying to the screen, "So what? I kind of expected that." Well, I say to you that I live in Iowa, not Alabama. I'm not on the border with Missouri, either. I'm on the border with Minnesota, so it's fucking cold and nobody drinks tea up here.
@DonberKon So she's only still a virgin because she can run faster than you?
@mehtherfucker I was going to say that you've crossed the line, but the internet has no lines. So I'll just say that my sister is 7 years old.
@DonberKon Dude, chill. He's just fucking with you. I hope she can run fast when she gets older. Yes, I'm JOKING. But you're right, no one drinks sweet tea in northern Iowa. You need to drop below I-70 and well east of I-35 to get to serious sweet tea country.
@Pavlov Ok, yeah. I guess you couldn't really hear the nonchalant-ness of my inner monologue when I wrote that. It's funny how some non-southern states look like southern states, like Missouri and South Carolina.
@DonberKon OK, so a big EWWW to all that. Now i shall imagine a sturdy Scandanavian woman in a parka delivering hot chocolate. Yw
@Pamtha Close enough
not a vampire. Assuming it is daytime.
Eating in my car
Running from immigration.
If I'm eating outside I'm probably not enjoying it.
Locked out of the house.
I am unfamiliar with this human concept of "outside". You mean that place with that golden orb in the sky that burns our eyes and skin and those flying and crawling bugs that are always trying to sting us or bite us or fly into our eyes/nostrils/ears/mouth? Oh heck naw!
@sjk3 true I was going to answer something similar. But a lot of the breweries have food trucks come once a month. And that's all outdoor. Great time is fresh growler + food truck that has porkbelly+ live music. It's making me want summer. That's the first time in 30 years that I've wanted summer to come...
I even miss the smell of citronella a bit.
@sohmageek It's just idiots in trucks selling food to idiots on the sidewalk. http://www.adultswim.com/videos/bobs-burgers/truck-off/
Raspberries or mulberries are ripe, or I am outside and hungry.
I worked in Boston's Back Bay for three years, spent a lot of time eating lunch at the public garden.
There are also a lot of outdoor restaurants along Newbury St and Boylston St. If you ever go to Boston, those are the top lunch spots.
@The_Baron Those colors (aside from the gray) are all fake, right?
@SSteve Probably saturated a little, but close. Another one:
Drunk!