@moondrake@RiotDemon Yeah, I need durable, replaceable, erasable add-on memory cards that can be inserted between my ears. The ones currently in place seem to malfunction way too much. It’d be nice if they could also have movies (3-D and with stereo Dolby sound) EEPROMed in. [Netflix is sooo 2010’s-ish.]
@JT954 Ouch, I feel your pain (literally). I shattered my left calcaneus into 5 pieces 25 years ago, and it still hurts today. The doc said it would be a slow recovery, but I didn’t expect it to be quite this long.
@guyfromhawthorn oh if you could only tell me how you’ve achieved getting such a sought after aftermarket part oh and thank you for allowing me to have the opportunity to say that I have pancreas envy…is this really my like lol
I can’t link the video cuz naked anime boobs. The Ghost In The Shell (1995) scene where she tries to rip open the tank would run through my mind often when weightlifting. Just give me a robot body.
An immortal, unageing with which to conquer those squishy meatbags.
MWAHAHAHAHAHA
Robotic sinuses, so I never got these stupid colds.
@dave What if you got a virus?
A mind which constantly learns, factually processes information, organizes it in retrievable form, and never forgets.
@moondrake I would hate not to be able to forget. There’s some things that I don’t want to remember.
@moondrake @RiotDemon Yeah, I need durable, replaceable, erasable add-on memory cards that can be inserted between my ears. The ones currently in place seem to malfunction way too much. It’d be nice if they could also have movies (3-D and with stereo Dolby sound) EEPROMed in. [Netflix is sooo 2010’s-ish.]
I gotta go with buns of steel so that I could tell people to bite my shiny metal ass.
Since I fractured my left heel last week, wheels are looking pretty nice.
@JT954 Ouch, I feel your pain (literally). I shattered my left calcaneus into 5 pieces 25 years ago, and it still hurts today. The doc said it would be a slow recovery, but I didn’t expect it to be quite this long.
I would need a whole robo-body. I am too broken to pick just one part to fix.
Star Trek styles transporter in my anus and bladder so I never need to go to the john.
@ThatsHeadly Not to mention you get to send it anywhere within range.
@mehcuda67 1600 Pennsylvania Ave
@ThatsHeadly That address is already full of crap. Not sure there’s any room left.
Robot hands with amazing dexterity (especially the one replacing my useless left hand).
“Strong-ass metal arms” sound pretty crude.
@TheFLP
A digestive system that takes the healthy part out of food and burns away the unhealthy. Yes, I want a robot-part that gives me legendary farts.
I’ve already robot-ized my pancreas…
@guyfromhawthorn oh if you could only tell me how you’ve achieved getting such a sought after aftermarket part
oh and thank you for allowing me to have the opportunity to say that I have pancreas envy…is this really my like lol
@candiedisilvio1 I guess it’s not the ENTIRE pancreas, as there are a few other functions it does still provide, but insulin delivery is a lot easier with one of these bad boys. https://www.medtronicdiabetes.com/products/minimed-670g-insulin-pump-system
My top priority would be robo stomach, then I’d go with robo spine. Honestly, why not just dump my brain into a robot body?
At least one bionic eye with telescopic-to-microscopic functions, X-ray vision, plus recording and playback capabilities. And video streaming.
@aetris
With the size of the geezer contingent here, I would have expected someone to say “my whole lower body”, especially hips and knees.
I can’t link the video cuz naked anime boobs. The Ghost In The Shell (1995) scene where she tries to rip open the tank would run through my mind often when weightlifting. Just give me a robot body.
I don’t want to say exactly which body part I’d robotize, but here’s a hint - it looks just like a Telefunken U47.
You’ll love it.
@DennisG2014 You want to robotize your thumb? Hm. That’s weird.
@therealjrn
A handsome young pilot named Ace
Woo’d women at every base
But once ladies glanced at
His special enhancement
They vanished with nary a trace.