Idiots Guide to being a Goat
23So you have been goated! Congratulations on this honor/punishment. Here is a guide to goating.
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What do goats have to do? Really nothing. Some goats have gone MIA during their month. That however makes us all sad and is boring
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What should a goat do? Be active on the forum. Regular posts with themes are common but really anything fun and lighthearted is entertaining
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What blame is a Goat not responsible for? Deaths, pandemics. Wars. Results of IRL elections.
4.What blames are a Goat responsibility?anything meh related, minor irritating things, silly nuisances, life hassles, flat tires, alien invasions, and anything the meh community finds entertaining regarding blames.
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Does a goat need to respond to the blame thread? No ,but if they don’t they will be blamed for it.
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What if I don’t like this guide? Blame the goat.
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I like this guide.
/giphy thank you
Can the goat blame themselves?
@kykazaa yes, it is encouraged
@kykazaa @tinamarie1974 I don’t know about encouraged, but considering that more than one goat have self-nominated their term, it’s well within the realm.
@narfcake @tinamarie1974 well clearly the blame falls on me for the necessity of an idiots guide to being the goat. I’m sure the blame will lie with me when the remedial training sessions for being a goat are finally scheduled. These will of course be hosted remotely in line with all COVID social distancing guidelines.
@narfcake well boo! Now you are just ruining my fun
We reserve the right to blame the goat for things which ought to have happened but didn’t.
/giphy ought to
Does the fact that there is an idiot’s guide to being a goat imply that being the goat is the job of an idiot?
@ybmuG I think it implies that becoming a Goat Emeritus means you are a lesser, more diminished idiot than pre-goating.
@mike808 well, I guess THAT’S something, then…
inappropriate NSFW onesappropriate to the occasion.@Kidsandliz sadly my inventory is woefully inadequate. I take full blame for my inadequacies, but not sure I am going to do anything about it…which I also take blame for.
Can someone explain the concept of unblame to the new
idiotgoat (I could also use advice on how to do strikethrough in the forum)@kykazaa well, the forum search works well and i figured it out on my own. However, once you put the ~~ formatting in, you are no longer allowed to edit your post. I take full blame for this, but alas can do nothing about it.
@kykazaa there’s a five minute timer for editing. If you had the window open, it let the edit through but then it closed because time was up.
Unblame is when good things happen. Why not get credit for some good along with the bad?
Bump for sake of our new goat
Adding to #3 for our new goat…
What blame is a Goat not responsible for? Deaths, pandemics. Wars. Results of IRL elections
@kykazaa I endorse this addition.
@kykazaa as the author of this fine document I agree to your edit.
@CaptAmehrican thank you!
@CaptAmehrican @kykazaa I’ve added it in.