Idea for the folks who do write ups
19Hi Meh employees,
Next week is the week most people give up on their new years resolutions. I suggest you pick different resolutions every day of the week and then offer the give up item.
Keto-offer pasta drop leftovers
Exercise daily-offer a couch blanket
Spend less on useless stuff -offer something like bobble heads
Eat healthy-deep fryer
Ect
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GENIUS
Connect with friends more - electronic solitaire games
Stop hoarding - one of everything left in the warehouse
Be a nice person - a button that says “shut up!” or something…
Lose weight - Stroopwafel two-fer bonanza
Go to sleep at a reasonable hour - oh, never mind!
@mehcuda67
To get lots of sleep… MerAthons every day for a week!
@Lynnerizer Oh! That’s just evil! Genius, but evil.
@CaptAmehrican
Ect?
Why do you say that? This is all I could find on it:
https://www.psychiatry.org/patients-families/ect
@phendrick
Sorry that is clearly a typo etc not ect. Etcetera
@CaptAmehrican @phendrick Though Meh selling a DIY Home electroconvulsive therapy kit does sound interesting…
@CaptAmehrican @phendrick @ybmuG You mean like those cheap TENS units?
Stop hoard is my goal and somehow I’d still probably buy the one of everything in the warehouse. We all have downfalls.
I hope my resolutions will be fulfilled as I planned