Idea for the folks who do write ups

CaptAmehrican thought this was worth mentioning said

Hi Meh employees,
Next week is the week most people give up on their new years resolutions. I suggest you pick different resolutions every day of the week and then offer the give up item.
Keto-offer pasta drop leftovers
Exercise daily-offer a couch blanket
Spend less on useless stuff -offer something like bobble heads
Eat healthy-deep fryer