Serious. Deadly serious.
To stay where I put it and never shrink or leak.
Wait, what? You mean that putty?
At someone else’s home, in another town, in another country, on another continent, on another planet, in another solar system, in another galaxy, spiraling in another universe.
@hchavers strong agreement
I prefer PuTTY on my network.
Aaaaaand just noticed the graphic
@mehcuda67 I wandered in here and was worried I wasn’t going to find a post like this. Thank you. I award you 443 points.
With DD’s and face paint…supporting the team!
/image David Puddy
@dannybeans damn I loved him on Seinfeld. Hilarious!!
I’m surprised there aren’t more people saying explosive!
@zinimusprime right up until it dries out and forms a plumber’s crack
/image power rangers putty
I prefer my putty like I prefer my women: dark and bitter.
I prefer my putty like I prefer my women: flexible and easy to mold.
I prefer my putty like I prefer my women: bright and sparkly.
I prefer my putty like I prefer my women: soft and smooth.
I prefer my putty like I prefer my women: explosive and dangerous.
@ruouttaurmind I wanted #3 and #4 but got #5…
@pmarin A redhead? #5 matches every redhead I’ve ever dated. It’s always been less like a relationship and more like an adventure.
@ruouttaurmind No, but she colored her hair red, which I liked. First mistake.
Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning
by Grunthos the Flatulent