I need a friend without limits (for conversation)
4Want someone to talk with whom you have no connection? Before you say no, think about all that implies- you can say anything without regret or fear of judgement. All I expect is the same of you. I’m unhinged. I won’t bat an eye if you are or if you’re not as long as you aren’t easily offended. If you’re worried about recognition, make a new account. Whisper me your email to start, or just whisper and we can talk here.
Please, no pictures or anything else like that. I just want a friend.
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Actually that’s kinda the whole point of the Meh forums! Go for it, and you’ll find a whole lotta folks here who live up to those specs…
And welcome!!
These link spammers are getting very creative.
/s
@thismyusername I can’t figure out if you’re saying I’m not creative or I’m not a link spammer. I’m hoping this response is either a waste or dispels your fears.
This is creepier than that Barney thing who started talking like a person.
@Barney Only by a little
@mfladd
Nah. That Barney thing still gives me the willies.
@mfladd @PlacidPenguin
Who asked you?
@Barney
You will, in 4 months, 1 week, 3 days, 16 hours, and 6 minutes.
@Barney @PlacidPenguin how many seconds? And mili seconds? Gotta be precise about these things you know.
@Barney @Kidsandliz
Whole minutes only.
@Kidsandliz @PlacidPenguin
Pfft.
@Barney @PlacidPenguin Well we sure wouldn’t want broken ones!
@Barney
What do you have against whole minutes?
@Kidsandliz
Well I’m not the one who brought them up, now am I?
@PlacidPenguin seconds and miliseconds are not broken minutes. They are cleanly sliced specks of time, neatly packaged and dependably uniform, definitely not broken.
Thread. Hijacked.
@Kidsandliz
Uniform implies “the sameness”.
3 milliseconds is NOT the same as 4 milliseconds.
@ruouttaurmind Oohhhh Oooohhhhh This gonna be a trainwreck? Can I watch?
@PlacidPenguin Base unit for both is 1. Thus using mathematical logic these units can be added without worrying about pesky fractions with different denominators.
@ruouttaurmind
I’m saving that gif for a later thread.
@PlacidPenguin @Kidsandliz
@ruouttaurmind
Well if you figure it out, let me know.
@Kidsandliz @PlacidPenguin @ruouttaurmind This is almost as much fun as that brawl about soy or whey protein powder!
@PlacidPenguin @ruouttaurmind @shahnm This is only a minute brawl compared to that. So far…
Oh wait. I must have missed that thread.
@Kidsandliz @PlacidPenguin @ruouttaurmind The night is young…
@shahnm Well it might be for you (the night is young) but I am going to bed. The train wakes me about 4 and the alarm goes off at 6:15 and it is almost midnight. I BLAME YOU FOR THAT!!! ALL of that!
@Kidsandliz I just don’t sleep. It’s a goat thing.
@shahnm No it’s not. I was a goat too and I slept.
@shahnm Nah, the protien powder one is hard to beat!
So, this was me. I’m drunk and feeling alone at the moment. Please don’t contact me about this or bring it up in the future. I’m only taking ownership because I realize this was a mistake. I think it comes down to I need to find an old friend. That’s what I’m going to do now.
@Seeds The internet never forgets. But, the internet doesn’t give a shit either so…
@Seeds But, for real, please don’t feel bad. It will all be okay and stuff. We are all mediocre here.
@Seeds It’s all good. We’ll chalk it up as a spam/hijack response simulation drill. As you can see, the meh defense system consists of creating as many abstruse tangents and random links as possible to befuddle an attack. Uh, sort of like how the forums usually run.
@Seeds I’m glad you took ownership. I often use this site for an emotional purge. I also present many different sides of myself here (no shit). People here are excepting of that, for the most part. Don’t feel like you have to change your username to do it.
Don’t tell anyone this, because I will deny it - but, I’m not always an asshole. There, I said it
Also, meditate, meditate, meditate - I’m being serious.
@mfladd
@RiotDemon
@Seeds
Just saw your 'fess.
Hey. It’s cool.
Another venue?
We all got madness. We all got secrets. We all got darkness.
-Springsteen
@mfladd
This?
/image not an asshole?
@Kidsandliz Well now your just rubbing it in!
@mfladd
Uh huh.
Prove it.
Find a good therapist. most are crazy, but if you find a good one they offer Bette advice than randos.
@Fen_Star Well what if I’m not named Bette? Advice only for the Midlers and Davis’ of the world? Boo, I say, Boo!
@Fen_Star @pitamuffin :
@Fen_Star I strongly believe that therapists are just manipulative assholes. I have no desire to see an emotional prostitute, or a real prostitute for that matter. I prefer the people that I’m sharing intimate parts of me with to partake because they too are enjoying the sharing, not because I’m paying them.
@Fen_Star @Seeds
@Seeds I suppose you could say that about any profession. If you find a MD that treats you for free just because he wants to genuinely help people and magically doesn’t have bills to pay, let me know.
You can call me, just know ahead of time that I’m nucking futz and I’ll prolly get high as fuck while we are talkin’.
Whisper me if you want the digits.
@Pavlov You’re a good man, Charlie Brown.
@Pavlov
Oooooh, digits!!!
/image “sticky fingers”
You know you ain’t a compleat asshole yet, right?
Close, tho.
I’m gonna overlook this failure. Just this once.
/giphy no limits
