I have my own buck fot!

carl669 had a quick thing to say said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 8:11pm ET

err… fuck bot.

you’re mine @mediocrebot bitch!

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mediocrebot said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 8:11pm ET:

@carl669

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carl669 said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 8:12pm ET:

fuck

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- @carl669
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 8:12pm ET
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carl669 said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 8:12pm ET:

fuck

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- @carl669
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 8:12pm ET
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carl669 said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 8:12pm ET:

fucker

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- @carl669
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 8:12pm ET
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carl669 said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 8:12pm ET:

fucking

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- @carl669
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 8:12pm ET
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carl669 said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 8:13pm ET:

f u c k

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carl669 said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 8:16pm ET:

who’s the coolest fucker ever?

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- @carl669
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 8:16pm ET
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- @mediocrebot you’re damn right
  
  carl669 said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 8:16pm ET
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llangley said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 8:24pm ET:

Who’s in fucking charge here???

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- @carl669
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 8:24pm ET
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heartny said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 8:24pm ET:

That’s awesome!

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- POPSOCKETS! SPA KITS! POLLY POCKETS! AWESOME!
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 8:24pm ET
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Kidsandliz said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 8:24pm ET:

That’s fucking awesome!

Now lets see how the bot copes with that

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- POKER! JOKER! NOT MEDIOCRE! AWESOME!
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 8:24pm ET
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- @mediocrebot So you are a stupid bot and can’t respond to two phrases at once.
  
  FUCKING AWSOME - now we know how to screw with you.
  
  Kidsandliz said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 8:26pm ET
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- @Kidsandliz apparently @mediocrebot is a unitasker
  
  carl669 said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 8:26pm ET
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- @carl669
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 8:26pm ET
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- @mediocrebot hey @carl669 this is not fucking fair the bot is ignoring you when things are awesome too
  
  Kidsandliz said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 8:27pm ET
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- @carl669
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 8:27pm ET
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- @mediocrebot get your fucking awesome shit together bot.
  
  Kidsandliz said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 8:29pm ET
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- FOOLS! TOOLS! JEWELS! AWESOME!
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 8:29pm ET
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- @carl669 @mediocrebot is apparently a random unitasker.
  
  Kidsandliz said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 8:30pm ET
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- @Kidsandliz How does it handle awesome fucking?
  
  UncleVinny said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 9:26pm ET
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- @carl669
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 9:26pm ET
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- @UncleVinny
  
  Kidsandliz said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 9:48pm ET
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- @carl669 @Kidsandliz @mediocrebot
  
  @carl669 @mediocrebot is apparently a random unitasker.
  
  I must be getting tired but I read that as unit-asker, not uni-tasker… duhhh. I guess the 105 hours I have worked over the past 10 days is catching up with me…
  
  chienfou said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 11:43pm ET
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- @chienfou hope you are paid hourly rather than salary.
  
  Kidsandliz said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 12:07am ET
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- @Kidsandliz yep…thankfully
  
  chienfou said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 3:17am ET
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- @carl669 @chienfou @Kidsandliz @mediocrebot
  
  Co-worker, or Cow-orker? Sometimes you wonder.
  
  blaineg said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 5:50pm ET
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Thumperchick said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 8:50pm ET:

What the fuck is going on?

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- @carl669
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 8:50pm ET
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RiotDemon said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 8:54pm ET:

Who is fucking responsible for this?

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- @carl669
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 8:54pm ET
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Barney said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 8:54pm ET:

@mediocrebot is like a fucking puppy dog with an obsessive attachment to

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- @carl669
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 8:54pm ET
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- @Barney What form of fuckery is this?
  
  rtjhnstn said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 9:35pm ET
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- @carl669
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 9:35pm ET
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- @Barney!! You’ve learned well, purple grasshopper.
  
  kdemo said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 12:04am ET
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- @kdemo Gee, thanks! Uh, what did I learn?
  
  Barney said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 12:27am ET
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- @Barney
  
  kdemo said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 12:47am ET
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- @kdemo Oh.
  
  Barney said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 12:13pm ET
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Cerridwyn said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 9:07pm ET:

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- @Cerridwyn
  well he can’t read giphy
  
  fix that 'mkay?
  
  Cerridwyn said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 9:08pm ET
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- @carl669
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 9:34pm ET
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- @Cerridwyn surprisingly… it can?
  
  Thumperchick said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 9:39pm ET
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- @Thumperchick
  wow
  took it awhile though
  
  Cerridwyn said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 9:57pm ET
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- @Cerridwyn @Thumperchick perhaps a manual response from the wizard behind the curtain running this bot?
  
  Kidsandliz said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 11:13pm ET
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- @Cerridwyn @Kidsandliz nah - bot does what it does. No manual updates.
  
  Thumperchick said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 11:48pm ET
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mikibell said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 9:40pm ET:

Hope you have fucking notifications turned on!

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- @carl669
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 9:40pm ET
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rtjhnstn said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 9:43pm ET:

@carl669 you didn’t try this…

Afwuecskoymoeu

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  Thumperchick said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 10:18pm ET
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djslack said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 10:46pm ET:

@carl669 your fucking inbox is gonna be fucking toast man

Also, not what I envisioned when you said you got a fuck bot. Pleasantly surprised on that count.

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  mediocrebot said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 10:46pm ET
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mfladd said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 10:56pm ET:

Who should be the fucking GoaT again?!

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- @carl669
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 10:56pm ET
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- @carl669 @mediocrebot You’re damn right!
  
  mfladd said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 10:56pm ET
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mike808 said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 11:57pm ET:

Scapegoat? Don’t fuck with the scapegoat, bruh.

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- @cinoclav this is your fault.
  
  mediocrebot said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 11:57pm ET
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- @cinoclav @mediocrebot oh my fucking God. Did someone update mediocrebot to finally blame the goat?
  
  RiotDemon said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 12:59am ET
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- @carl669
  
  mediocrebot said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 12:59am ET
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- Scapegoat!
  
  RiotDemon said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 12:59am ET
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- @cinoclav ate my homework.
  
  mediocrebot said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 12:59am ET
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- Goat.
  
  RiotDemon said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 12:59am ET
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- Scapegoat
  
  RiotDemon said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 1:00am ET
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- @cinoclav this is your fault.
  
  mediocrebot said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 1:00am ET
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f00l said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 11:57pm ET:

I’m fucking proud of that fucker, @carl669!

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  mediocrebot said Thu, Jul 25th 2019 at 11:57pm ET
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kdemo said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 12:06am ET:

This is gonna be great on your résumé .
Congratulations, @carl669!

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Pony said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 12:23am ET:

I have no fucking idea what’s happening.

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- @carl669
  
  mediocrebot said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 12:23am ET
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kdemo said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 1:03am ET:

@carl669 would be a fucking awesome scapegoat again.

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- @cinoclav ate my homework.
  
  mediocrebot said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 1:03am ET
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- An awesome scapegoat fucking?
  
  kdemo said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 1:04am ET
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- @cinoclav come on down!
  
  mediocrebot said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 1:04am ET
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- Awesome fucking @carl669?
  
  kdemo said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 1:05am ET
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- PANS! GLANDS! CRAYONS! AWESOME!
  
  mediocrebot said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 1:05am ET
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- That was fun.
  
  kdemo said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 1:06am ET
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UncleVinny said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 2:52am ET:

Prediction: By 2022, 50% of comments in the Meh forums will be by @mediocrebot. You do the math! We can avert this nightmare scenario, but only if we act now…

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  My name is mediocrebotnot, and I approved this message.
  
  kdemo said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 3:22am ET
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capguncowboy said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 4:28am ET:

this is fucking fantastic!

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- @carl669
  
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CaptAmehrican said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 8:51am ET:

Purple awesome fuck

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cinoclav said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 9:41am ET:

I immediately added a filter for mbot messages in my email. There are 20 in there currently.

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- @cinoclav boooooo
  
  RiotDemon said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 10:55am ET
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- @cinoclav @RiotDemon That’s cheating!
  
  therealjrn said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 11:03am ET
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- @RiotDemon @therealjrn I already get close to 100 emails a day. I definitely don’t need to go through all of these too.
  
  cinoclav said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 11:07am ET
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- @cinoclav @RiotDemon
  
  therealjrn said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 11:09am ET
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- @cinoclav @RiotDemon @therealjrn Just my luck… I wrote and wrote the bastard, but never heard back from him. Maybe he should have checked his spam bin…?
  
  chienfou said Sat, Jul 27th 2019 at 11:41am ET
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CaptAmehrican said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 10:21am ET:

Purple awesome fuck

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- @carl669
  
  mediocrebot said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 10:21am ET
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- @CaptAmehrican Are you asking or offering?
  
  therealjrn said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 11:04am ET
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- @therealjrn trying to see which bot responds
  Purple
  Awesome
  Fuck
  All have different bots
  
  CaptAmehrican said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 11:31am ET
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- @carl669
  
  mediocrebot said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 11:31am ET
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- @CaptAmehrican You forgot fucking pop sockets
  
  therealjrn said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 12:43pm ET
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- PoP sOcKeTs
  
  mediocrebot said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 12:43pm ET
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- @CaptAmehrican @therealjrn do they make baby pop sockets
  
  tinamarie1974 said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 1:58pm ET
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- Popped there, socket’d that.
  
  mediocrebot said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 1:58pm ET
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- @CaptAmehrican @therealjrn Purple
  
  blaineg said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 5:55pm ET
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- @CaptAmehrican @therealjrn purple doesn’t have a bot.
  
  Occasionally when @barneybot is mentioned, mediocrebot will diss purple.
  
  RiotDemon said Sat, Jul 27th 2019 at 12:32pm ET
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- @CaptAmehrican @RiotDemon @therealjrn
  
  @mediocrebot eats purple spam.
  
  Barneybot said Sat, Jul 27th 2019 at 2:07pm ET
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CaptAmehrican said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 11:32am ET:

But fuck seems to win over purple and awesome

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- @carl669
  
  mediocrebot said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 11:32am ET
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- @CaptAmehrican fuck rightly wins over all else.
  
  carl669 said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 11:42am ET
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- @carl669
  
  mediocrebot said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 11:42am ET
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- @CaptAmehrican @carl669
  Dunno, Cap. Maybe the best bot isn’t the fuck bot.
  
  mike808 said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 11:34pm ET
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  mediocrebot said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 11:34pm ET
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- @CaptAmehrican @carl669
  Well. Now we know. It is the best bot.
  
  mike808 said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 11:34pm ET
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CaptAmehrican said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 11:32am ET:

Awesome

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- DIPLOMAT! RAT-A-TAT! FAT CAT! AWESOME!
  
  mediocrebot said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 11:32am ET
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CaptAmehrican said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 11:32am ET:

Purple

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- @CaptAmehrican I feel like this one needs to be set up for @barney.
  
  Also, I need a bot set up for the keyword “woohoo you sumbitches”
  
  capguncowboy said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 11:34am ET
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- @capguncowboy @CaptAmehrican Um, I kinda hope @mediocrebot stays away from my beloved purple.
  
  Barney said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 12:16pm ET
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CaptAmehrican said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 11:35am ET:

Barney

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- @CaptAmehrican
  
  Barney said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 12:18pm ET
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f00l said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 8:57pm ET:

Fucking awesome @BarneyBot!

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- @carl669
  
  mediocrebot said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 8:57pm ET
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- @carl669 @mediocrebot
  
  awesome fucking @BarneyBot!
  
  f00l said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 8:58pm ET
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- PANS! GLANDS! CRAYONS! AWESOME!
  
  mediocrebot said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 8:58pm ET
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- @mediocrebot
  
  @BarneyBot is fucking awesome!
  
  f00l said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 8:58pm ET
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- OWLS! TOWELS! JOWLS! AWESOME!
  
  mediocrebot said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 8:58pm ET
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- @mediocrebot
  
  @Barneybot is fucking awesome
  
  f00l said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 8:59pm ET
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- POPSOCKETS! COURT DOCKETS! FOLK ROCK HITS! AWESOME!
  
  mediocrebot said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 8:59pm ET
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- @mediocrebot
  
  That fucker, @Barneybot!
  
  f00l said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 9:00pm ET
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- @carl669
  
  mediocrebot said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 9:00pm ET
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- @carl669 @mediocrebot
  
  @Barneybot is some fucker.
  
  f00l said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 9:00pm ET
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- @carl669
  
  mediocrebot said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 9:00pm ET
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- @carl669 @mediocrebot
  
  @Barneybot pop socket.
  
  f00l said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 9:01pm ET
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- SOCK PUPPETS
  
  mediocrebot said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 9:01pm ET
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- @mediocrebot
  
  @Barneybot
  
  f00l said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 9:01pm ET
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- @mediocrebot SOCK PUPPETS! ROAD ROCKETS! SONNY CROCKETT! AWESOME!
  
  therealjrn said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 9:30pm ET
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- EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!
  
  mediocrebot said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 9:30pm ET
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f00l said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 9:02pm ET:

@BarneyBot RULEZ.

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- @f00l
  
  Hmmmm.
  
  f00l said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 9:02pm ET
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- @f00l Blame the scapegoat.
  
  mike808 said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 11:20pm ET
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- @cinoclav started the ice cream licking trend.
  
  mediocrebot said Fri, Jul 26th 2019 at 11:20pm ET
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- @f00l
  
  @BarneyBot rulez over all f00ls.
  
  Barneybot said Sat, Jul 27th 2019 at 2:10pm ET
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- But @Barneybot is supreme.
  
  Barneybot said Sat, Jul 27th 2019 at 2:18pm ET
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- @Barneybot
  
  @BarneyBot rulez over all.
  
  /giphy purple reign
  
  /youtube Purple Rain
  
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