I have a small problem.

defibrillator thought this was worth mentioning said Wed, Aug 5th 2015 at 2:42pm ET

Sometimes when I look at a photo of Johnny Carson I see a picture of Johnny Carson, and other times when I look at a photo of Johnny Carson I see an ungodly organic thing that is akin to a flesh cantaloup with a weird flappy thing hanging out its main frontal orifice and two beady little orbs stuck arbitrarily into the whole random mess of things on either side of a cartilage proboscis. And let's not even get into the bilateral symmetry.

I thought I would post and get your thoughts on the matter.

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kdemo said Wed, Aug 5th 2015 at 2:48pm ET:

Call 911.

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- @KDemo That's only for homework help.
  
  chr said Wed, Aug 5th 2015 at 4:20pm ET
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KittySprinkles said Wed, Aug 5th 2015 at 2:50pm ET:

The only way to stop this is to immediately mail me what you've been taking.

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dave said Wed, Aug 5th 2015 at 2:56pm ET:

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  JonT said Wed, Aug 5th 2015 at 3:13pm ET
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- @JonT Why do you have all the amazing gifs.
  
  DrunkCat said Wed, Aug 5th 2015 at 3:17pm ET
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- @DrunkCat one more:
  
  JonT said Wed, Aug 5th 2015 at 4:55pm ET
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- @JonT Ugh enough with the feels, Rowdy Rod Piper is dead man. :(
  
  (And I feel that's such an underrated movie. The 80s had the best scifi)
  
  DrunkCat said Wed, Aug 5th 2015 at 5:19pm ET
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  joelmw said Wed, Aug 5th 2015 at 5:59pm ET
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- @dave what is that from
  
  juststephen said Thu, Aug 6th 2015 at 2:09am ET
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- @juststephen They Live:
  
  dave said Thu, Aug 6th 2015 at 1:51pm ET
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Barney said Wed, Aug 5th 2015 at 2:58pm ET:

Yes, you do.

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ChadP said Wed, Aug 5th 2015 at 3:13pm ET:

I don't know. He looks normal to me. Maybe you should call someone.

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Teripie said Wed, Aug 5th 2015 at 3:37pm ET:

More Broadway musicals should be made into movies. That would help you.

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parodymandotcom said Wed, Aug 5th 2015 at 3:55pm ET:

You live in Colorado, don't you?

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Starblind said Wed, Aug 5th 2015 at 4:13pm ET:

Darn it, was expecting a dick joke. Got no dick joke. Ain't no dick joke in here at all.

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  KittySprinkles said Wed, Aug 5th 2015 at 5:13pm ET
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- @Starblind I think the internet is out of them after Irk's quest.
  
  cinoclav said Thu, Aug 6th 2015 at 12:22am ET
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chr said Wed, Aug 5th 2015 at 4:19pm ET:

With a little work you could turn it into a large problem. Don't sell yourself short.

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kdemo said Wed, Aug 5th 2015 at 5:09pm ET:

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sligett said Wed, Aug 5th 2015 at 5:33pm ET:

Have you been hugging your Zoll?

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somf69 said Wed, Aug 5th 2015 at 11:44pm ET:

That's what she said

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looseneck said Thu, Aug 6th 2015 at 6:06am ET:

Why are you looking at Johnny Carson? Is he even alive?

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Smitty2525 said Thu, Aug 6th 2015 at 6:52am ET:

Maybe you should just forgo mushrooms for awhile.

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