I don't know what to think...
15flight from Chengdu to Shanghai delayed.
airline puts us in a hotel. it’s not the greatest hotel, but it’s decent. they deliver food to our rooms.
while exploring the room, i find this with the toiletries.
i’m afraid of what they’ll send up next.
#bagitbeforeyoutagit
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Weird, do they not include sticks with their sour apple suckers there?
Gives new meaning to “Cheer up, sucker!”
There’s like a billion and a half people in China, I guess they found out about sex
@matthew He’s probably lucky they didn’t include a Chinese baby in there to take home with him.
Pretty damned progressive. Stay safe.
That’s cute, they left you a balloon! So festive! Be sure to blow it up and put it somewhere in the hotel!
Don’t eat that Chinese gum, it tastes like rubber.
@macromeh Well, you wouldn’t like Kentucky Jelly either.
@PocketBrain I’ve heard that peanut butter makes everything better
I looked the manufacturer up on line. They come in apple, strawberry, and banana. If I were you I would exchange it at the front desk for banana. Yummy!
Banana for scale.
@sammydog01
I see what you did there
@matthew I don’t
@RiotDemon mee too
@matthew woah.
the good news is, we made out to Shanghai. no questionable prophylactics at the Marriott. it’s a good thing I grabbed the one from chengdu. you know, for nostalgia.
@carl669 I have a South Korean Army MRE that expired in 2005 that I kept for nostalgia. I do not recommend using your souvenir after the expiration date, but I would be curious to see if it keeps its flavor.
@carl669 May the remainder of your trip have no bumps along the way. Totally not ribbed, just pleasure.
@KittySprinkles we did find a shady thai massage place. but it was seriously creepy. in a back alley with absolutely nothing else. i’m guessing i would have left with a missing kidney.
I was watching a video from a couple living in Japan. They were giving a hotel tour. They said it was pretty common to find condoms in with the toiletries.
maybe it was mis-placed and was supposed to be with the tea, it kinda looks like it might be green tea
52mm? That’s like 2 inches; not much coverage.
Contraception & population control: I think they’re doing it wrong
/image you’re doing it wrong
/giphy you’re doing it wrong
@compunaut I hope that means 52mm width, not 52mm length. If it is 52mm length then they’re definitely doing it wrong and have lots of people as proof of that.
You probably don’t know what to think because all the blood has rushed away from your brain for some reason.
@hallmike If it’s only 2 inches then not much blood is reqd
They seem very very friendly
What is that little butt-shaped logo supposed to be? A butt?
@sammydog01 i’m not sure, but the ‘2’ in the middle left is crossed out. so, i’m guessing i shouldn’t use it twice.
note: i have no idea why it’s rotated. can anyone fix that? @Thumperchick?
@carl669 here you go!
@sammydog01 Looks like an apple so the condom is probably green apple flavor – for her pleasure.
@jbartus need another 180 please?
@Yoda_Daenerys that was the joke.
Flight was delayed 3 hours departing LAX. Got a 15$ food voucher. No fun condom tea.
@carl669 - still no public toilet stories?
@Yoda_Daenerys afraid not. i think because we were mostly at tourist sites, they did everything to keep the bathrooms orderly. they literally had a guy in there constantly cleaning. and i do mean constantly. as soon as someone would walk out of a stall or away from a urinal, the guy would clean it. Every. Single. Time.
Natural latex rubber condo… boy I’d like to live in one of those!"
@sanspoint bonus star for simpsons reference!