I don't know what to think...

carl669 posted a pic said Wed, Jul 13th 2016 at 7:57am ET

flight from Chengdu to Shanghai delayed.

airline puts us in a hotel. it’s not the greatest hotel, but it’s decent. they deliver food to our rooms.

while exploring the room, i find this with the toiletries.

i’m afraid of what they’ll send up next.

#bagitbeforeyoutagit

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Yoda_Daenerys said Wed, Jul 13th 2016 at 8:01am ET:
maybe it was mis-placed and was supposed to be with the tea, it kinda looks like it might be green tea
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sammydog01 said Wed, Jul 13th 2016 at 8:42am ET:

What is that little butt-shaped logo supposed to be? A butt?

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- @sammydog01 i’m not sure, but the ‘2’ in the middle left is crossed out. so, i’m guessing i shouldn’t use it twice.
  
  note: i have no idea why it’s rotated. can anyone fix that? @Thumperchick?
  
  carl669 said Wed, Jul 13th 2016 at 9:40am ET
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- @carl669 here you go!
  
  jbartus said Wed, Jul 13th 2016 at 6:45pm ET
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- @sammydog01 Looks like an apple so the condom is probably green apple flavor – for her pleasure.
  
  cengland0 said Thu, Jul 14th 2016 at 12:05am ET
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- @jbartus need another 180 please?
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  Yoda_Daenerys said Mon, Jul 18th 2016 at 1:23am ET
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- @Yoda_Daenerys that was the joke.
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  jbartus said Mon, Jul 18th 2016 at 3:40am ET
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lisaviolet said Wed, Jul 13th 2016 at 9:52am ET:

Pretty damned progressive. Stay safe.

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Moose said Wed, Jul 13th 2016 at 9:53am ET:

Weird, do they not include sticks with their sour apple suckers there?

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- Gives new meaning to “Cheer up, sucker!”
  
  hallmike said Wed, Jul 13th 2016 at 2:35pm ET
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RiotDemon said Wed, Jul 13th 2016 at 10:45am ET:

I was watching a video from a couple living in Japan. They were giving a hotel tour. They said it was pretty common to find condoms in with the toiletries.

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macromeh said Wed, Jul 13th 2016 at 12:00pm ET:

Don’t eat that Chinese gum, it tastes like rubber.

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- @macromeh Well, you wouldn’t like Kentucky Jelly either.
  
  PocketBrain said Wed, Jul 13th 2016 at 3:02pm ET
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- @PocketBrain I’ve heard that peanut butter makes everything better
  
  compunaut said Wed, Jul 13th 2016 at 3:23pm ET
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Starblind said Wed, Jul 13th 2016 at 12:14pm ET:

That’s cute, they left you a balloon! So festive! Be sure to blow it up and put it somewhere in the hotel!

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matthew said Wed, Jul 13th 2016 at 12:19pm ET:

There’s like a billion and a half people in China, I guess they found out about sex

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- @matthew He’s probably lucky they didn’t include a Chinese baby in there to take home with him.
  
  cinoclav said Wed, Jul 13th 2016 at 3:25pm ET
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compunaut said Wed, Jul 13th 2016 at 1:05pm ET:

52mm? That’s like 2 inches; not much coverage.
Contraception & population control: I think they’re doing it wrong
/image you’re doing it wrong

/giphy you’re doing it wrong

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- @compunaut I hope that means 52mm width, not 52mm length. If it is 52mm length then they’re definitely doing it wrong and have lots of people as proof of that.
  
  melwin said Wed, Jul 13th 2016 at 6:54pm ET
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sammydog01 said Wed, Jul 13th 2016 at 2:24pm ET:

I looked the manufacturer up on line. They come in apple, strawberry, and banana. If I were you I would exchange it at the front desk for banana. Yummy!

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- Banana for scale.
  
  hallmike said Wed, Jul 13th 2016 at 2:31pm ET
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- @sammydog01
  
  They come in apple, strawberry, and banana
  
  I see what you did there
  
  matthew said Wed, Jul 13th 2016 at 3:58pm ET
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- @matthew I don’t
  
  RiotDemon said Wed, Jul 13th 2016 at 6:46pm ET
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- @RiotDemon mee too
  
  Yoda_Daenerys said Mon, Jul 18th 2016 at 1:25am ET
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- @matthew woah.
  
  hollboll said Mon, Jul 18th 2016 at 12:21pm ET
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hallmike said Wed, Jul 13th 2016 at 2:34pm ET:

You probably don’t know what to think because all the blood has rushed away from your brain for some reason.

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- @hallmike If it’s only 2 inches then not much blood is reqd
  
  compunaut said Wed, Jul 13th 2016 at 3:25pm ET
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carl669 said Wed, Jul 13th 2016 at 6:41pm ET:

the good news is, we made out to Shanghai. no questionable prophylactics at the Marriott. it’s a good thing I grabbed the one from chengdu. you know, for nostalgia.

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- @carl669 I have a South Korean Army MRE that expired in 2005 that I kept for nostalgia. I do not recommend using your souvenir after the expiration date, but I would be curious to see if it keeps its flavor.
  
  melwin said Wed, Jul 13th 2016 at 6:57pm ET
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- @carl669 May the remainder of your trip have no bumps along the way. Totally not ribbed, just pleasure.
  
  KittySprinkles said Thu, Jul 14th 2016 at 1:33am ET
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- @KittySprinkles we did find a shady thai massage place. but it was seriously creepy. in a back alley with absolutely nothing else. i’m guessing i would have left with a missing kidney.
  
  carl669 said Sun, Jul 17th 2016 at 11:49pm ET
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f00l said Thu, Jul 14th 2016 at 2:07am ET:

They seem very very friendly

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Yoda_Daenerys said Mon, Jul 18th 2016 at 1:27am ET:
@carl669 - still no public toilet stories?
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- @Yoda_Daenerys afraid not. i think because we were mostly at tourist sites, they did everything to keep the bathrooms orderly. they literally had a guy in there constantly cleaning. and i do mean constantly. as soon as someone would walk out of a stall or away from a urinal, the guy would clean it. Every. Single. Time.
  
  carl669 said Mon, Jul 18th 2016 at 10:37am ET
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connorbush said Mon, Jul 18th 2016 at 6:29am ET:

Flight was delayed 3 hours departing LAX. Got a 15$ food voucher. No fun condom tea.

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sanspoint said Mon, Jul 18th 2016 at 12:16pm ET:

Natural latex rubber condo… boy I’d like to live in one of those!"

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- @sanspoint bonus star for simpsons reference!
  
  carl669 said Mon, Jul 18th 2016 at 12:53pm ET
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