I don't know how this happen.... But I work here!

salvaje thought this was worth mentioning said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 4:10pm ET

I like long walks on the beach. I am a foodie, a gamer and music lover! I am from the great state of New York! Not sure how I am able to survive in Texas… Oh and Pumpkin Spice anything sucks … Oh, and Pam from the office is the Effing worst!!! Ask me anything or fight me!

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cinoclav said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 4:12pm ET:

You’re from New York. I’m not fighting you.

Welcome to the show!

(Btw, since I’m not fighting you - what’s your favorite band?)

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- @cinoclav Dance Gavin Dance and Brand New are my favorite bands!!! What are you Jamming to these days?
  
  salvaje said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 4:18pm ET
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- @salvaje Lifelong Rush fan so they’ll always come first. Definitely more of a classic rock guy (it’s the age). Big fan of The Struts, though they really need some new tunes. You’ll find everything from classical to death metal in my tunes. Checking out Dance Gavin Dance now. I like them!
  
  cinoclav said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 4:44pm ET
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- @cinoclav Rush is classic! I listen to everything!
  
  salvaje said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 6:03pm ET
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RiotDemon said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 4:21pm ET:

Why do you hate Pam so much? Did you hate her more before or after the thing with the cameraman?

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- @RiotDemon ROOOOOOY is the 1st reason. Oh, and don’t forget the Lice…
  
  salvaje said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 4:30pm ET
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- @RiotDemon she strings a guy along, he changes his life to try to move on, she unapologetically tells his new gf she is still into him, doesn’t support Jim’s careers goals and makes him change his life again, she also goes to see movies when she should be working, lies about office manager job…
  
  #TeamCathy!
  
  medz said Thu, Aug 27th 2020 at 12:05pm ET
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- @medz @RiotDemon
  
  salvaje said Thu, Aug 27th 2020 at 7:24pm ET
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- @medz @salvaje I feel attacked and I’m not even Pam.
  
  RiotDemon said Fri, Aug 28th 2020 at 1:00am ET
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ExtraMedium said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 4:28pm ET:

What’s it like working with @ExtraMedium? I hear he’s great!

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- @ExtraMedium seems pretty legit! kinda witty in a punny kinda way
  
  salvaje said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 4:34pm ET
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- @salvaje Welcome to the party.
  
  ExtraMedium said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 4:44pm ET
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- @ExtraMedium you too brother!
  
  salvaje said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 4:58pm ET
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njfan said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 4:37pm ET:

Why is NY jealous of NJ? Is it because NJ is the home of Ellis Island?

Devils/Islanders/Rangers/Sabres?
Bills/Jets/Giants?
Mets/Yankees?
Knicks/Nets?

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- @njfan Ellis Island wasn’t an issue of pride… That was Politics! The truth is no one goes to the Statue of Liberty for NJ . The reason NJ hates NY… Pizza no question about!
  
  Devils ( I never said I disliked Jersey!)
  Giants
  Mets
  Knicks
  
  salvaje said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 4:50pm ET
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tinamarie1974 said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 4:41pm ET:

Pets? Type? Names? Pics? Where do they sleep?

Welcome to the circus

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- @tinamarie1974 No Pets Currently. My last fur baby was Tango He was the coolest, most cuddly prankster ever! It is definitely nice to be here.
  
  salvaje said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 4:54pm ET
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- @tinamarie1974
  
  salvaje said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 5:21pm ET
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- @salvaje @tinamarie1974 He looks like he’s waiting for more cash.
  
  Kyeh said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 5:35pm ET
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- @Kyeh @tinamarie1974 aren’t we all!!!
  
  salvaje said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 5:43pm ET
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- @Kyeh @salvaje @tinamarie1974 Interesting… Dollar bills and pussy together in an internet picture that isn’t porn…
  
  shahnm said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 7:55pm ET
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- @salvaje very cute kitty! I think he is guarding the money
  
  tinamarie1974 said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 10:44pm ET
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therealjrn said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 4:47pm ET:

What are your political leanings?
Do you vote?
Are you going to vote?

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- @therealjrn
  
  onlyonetruth said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 4:50pm ET
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- @therealjrn errrrrrr ummmmmm I vote and will vote!!! Politics make me break out in hives… Next…
  
  salvaje said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 4:58pm ET
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- @therealjrn
  
  riskybryzness said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 5:24pm ET
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deg7539 said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 4:56pm ET:

I hope you not in charge of HR.

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- @deg7917 I am not the Toby of this office…
  
  salvaje said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 5:01pm ET
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yakkoTDI said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 4:59pm ET:

Welcome to the team! Just one simple question, where is my copy of Super Pinky Mandy?

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- @yakkoTDI
  
  salvaje said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 5:26pm ET
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therealjrn said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 5:06pm ET:

What are your thoughts on Roman dodecahedra?
What do you imagine they were used for?

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- @therealjrn do you believe in Pangaea?
  
  salvaje said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 5:28pm ET
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therealjrn said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 5:08pm ET:

I almost forgot!
Have you ever been arrested?

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- @therealjrn a Gentleman never kisses and tells
  
  salvaje said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 5:22pm ET
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carl669 said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 5:16pm ET:

would you rather:
always have a pebble in your shoe, or
always have the a/v out of sync when you watch something?

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- @carl669 pebble all the way. I like to watch all my favorite teams lose in HD!
  
  salvaje said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 5:23pm ET
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OnionSoup said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 5:50pm ET:

Sorry @salvaje, I can’t support you in your current capacity. You don’t like Pumpkin Spice. I don’t see how you can possibly be a good employee for any organization, let alone our beloved meh, if you don’t like Pumpkin Spice.

I’m going to recommend that the powers that be put you through a reeducation course until you like Pumpkin Spice.

You will however be forgiven if you at least like marmite.

Oh… And nice to meet you. Meh going all out in bringing on new people suddenly.

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- @OnionSoup I was a barista in a past life! I like my coffee Cuban and strong! Plus I have been Meh for over 100 days… I have been here… You are just know seeing me
  
  salvaje said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 5:56pm ET
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- @OnionSoup oh and about there Marmite… I have let you down twice…
  
  salvaje said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 6:05pm ET
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OnionSoup said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 5:53pm ET:

Have you ever accidentally stepped on a frog or toad when out for a walk?

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- @OnionSoup no but plenty of snails. With a pop and a crunch to follow. That sounds still gives me the creeps!
  
  salvaje said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 5:57pm ET
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Cerridwyn said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 7:27pm ET:

Coffee? Tea? or Breakfast octopus?

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- @Cerridwyn Wait - he has to choose?!?
  
  shahnm said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 7:57pm ET
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- @shahnm
  
  Yes
  
  Cerridwyn said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 8:46pm ET
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- @Cerridwyn Coffee
  
  salvaje said Thu, Aug 27th 2020 at 10:20am ET
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- @salvaje
  smart peoples
  
  pancakes or waffles (let’s see if this one’s answered right)
  
  Cerridwyn said Thu, Aug 27th 2020 at 7:53pm ET
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RiotDemon said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 7:37pm ET:

Do you drink milk?

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- @RiotDemon ummmm … Is there cereal or chocolate involved?
  
  salvaje said Thu, Aug 27th 2020 at 10:47am ET
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CaptAmehrican said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 7:40pm ET:
Ok some of the same questions I asked Brogrim:
1. Star wars or star trek?
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- @CaptAmehrican Star Trek
  
  salvaje said Thu, Aug 27th 2020 at 10:47am ET
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CaptAmehrican said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 7:41pm ET:
1. What is one wierd item you want the meh buyers to find because you want to buy one for yourself?
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CaptAmehrican said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 7:42pm ET:

Is a taco a sandwich? A hot dog a sandwich? A quesadilla a sandwich?

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- @CaptAmehrican Taco and Quesadilla are not sandwiches… That’s what Tortas are for!!!
  
  salvaje said Thu, Aug 27th 2020 at 10:49am ET
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CaptAmehrican said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 7:42pm ET:

Is cereal a soup or a salad?

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- @CaptAmehrican Captin Crunch Gazpacho!!!
  
  salvaje said Thu, Aug 27th 2020 at 10:24am ET
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CaptAmehrican said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 7:42pm ET:

Irk or glenn?

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- @CaptAmehrican Remember that visual…?
  
  shahnm said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 7:59pm ET
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- @CaptAmehrican Glenn
  
  salvaje said Thu, Aug 27th 2020 at 10:24am ET
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shahnm said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 7:58pm ET:

Tiberius, Caligula, or Claudius?

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- @shahnm Caligula
  
  salvaje said Thu, Aug 27th 2020 at 10:22am ET
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- @salvaje Interesting choice! Is it because of the insanity, rampant murder, incest, or because of that movie…?
  
  shahnm said Thu, Aug 27th 2020 at 3:29pm ET
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- @salvaje @shahnm I can never remember Caligula’s real name. I know Caligula means “little boots” or something like that but I don’t ever remember his real name.
  
  Imagine if 1500 years from now people are talking about “Little Gloves” when referring to insane US presidents.
  
  OnionSoup said Thu, Aug 27th 2020 at 6:17pm ET
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- @OnionSoup @salvaje I don’t remember him having a different name, other than the long string of names including Caesar etc. I know he grew up hanging around soldiers all the time, because his father Germanicus was always at some battle or another. Caligula became sort of a mascot to the soldiers, who gave him the “little boots” nickname.
  
  shahnm said Thu, Aug 27th 2020 at 6:37pm ET
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- @OnionSoup @salvaje A little google action: Caligula’s former name was Gaius.
  
  shahnm said Thu, Aug 27th 2020 at 6:38pm ET
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shahnm said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 8:00pm ET:

Asimov, Clarke, Hubbard, or Heinlein?

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- @shahnm I refuse to pick between Issac or Robert and you can’t make me!!!
  
  salvaje said Thu, Aug 27th 2020 at 10:36am ET
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- @salvaje I wouldn’t dare try! All of the above would also have been an acceptable answer…
  
  shahnm said Thu, Aug 27th 2020 at 3:29pm ET
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shahnm said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 8:01pm ET:

Pheasant, quail, squab, or do you think they’re all pretty fowl…?

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- @shahnm I hear Pheasant is pretty tasty
  
  salvaje said Thu, Aug 27th 2020 at 10:25am ET
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- @shahnm I’ve had pheasant. I thought it was very gamey. Now I was a kid at the time so memory of it isn’t the best and the one I had was hunted not farmed which might also explain the gamey taste.
  
  OnionSoup said Thu, Aug 27th 2020 at 2:09pm ET
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j2 said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 9:04pm ET:

Toilet paper…over or under?

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- @j2 the correct answer is ALWAYS over. if i use your bathroom, and it’s under, I HAVE to put it over before i can use it… it’s a compulsion…
  
  yes, my friends that don’t really care one way or the other, take pleasure in intentionally putting their rolls in the under configuration when they know I’m coming over…
  
  earlyre said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 10:33pm ET
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- @j2 I do prefer under. I like the way it just rolls that way!!
  
  salvaje said Thu, Aug 27th 2020 at 10:38am ET
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- @j2 the correct answer is neither: bidet.
  
  OnionSoup said Fri, Aug 28th 2020 at 11:12am ET
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ELUNO said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 11:06pm ET:

What does it feel to have Irk as a superior?

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- @ELUNO
  
  salvaje said Thu, Aug 27th 2020 at 10:26am ET
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duodec said Wed, Aug 26th 2020 at 11:19pm ET:

At the risk of being repetitive:

Fuku, Fuko, or IRK?

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- @duodec FUKU because we are fancy
  
  salvaje said Thu, Aug 27th 2020 at 10:28am ET
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narfcake said Thu, Aug 27th 2020 at 12:02am ET:

During your job interview, is there any response you subsequently wished that you responded with a different answer?

(Don’t need to know the question; just your now-that-I-could-think-it-over answer.)

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- @narfcake this experience has been different. Now we are living with a new normal. I got this job in basketball shorts and agraphic tee.
  
  salvaje said Thu, Aug 27th 2020 at 10:44am ET
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Ignorant said Thu, Aug 27th 2020 at 1:57am ET:

Why is Vegemite so awful?

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- @Ignorant sorry… I know it’s not ask Soup anything… But I have to answer. it’s because Vegemite is a terrible rip off product that forgoes the robust flavour profile and unami of the original and just replaces it with fishy saltyness. Marmite is great, Vegemite is a disgusting rip off product that ruins the good name of yeast extract spreads.
  
  OnionSoup said Thu, Aug 27th 2020 at 8:45am ET
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- @Ignorant @OnionSoup bread, butter and jelly. Please and thank you.
  
  salvaje said Thu, Aug 27th 2020 at 10:45am ET
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moonhat said Thu, Aug 27th 2020 at 10:36am ET:

What’s your favorite color?
Read any good books lately?
Where did you work before here?

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- @moonhat Red, black and gray.
  " How to Archer" By Sterling Archer.
  I worked in a few fancy restaurants… and I worked as a CSR in a creepy white building we will not mention. I just stopped having nightmares.
  
  salvaje said Thu, Aug 27th 2020 at 10:55am ET
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- @moonhat @salvaje
  
  …and I worked as a CSR in a creepy white building we will not mention. I just stopped having nightmares.
  
  Was it this one?
  
  therealjrn said Thu, Aug 27th 2020 at 11:56am ET
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medz said Thu, Aug 27th 2020 at 12:01pm ET:

Are you a real gamer or a pc gamer?

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- @medz that’s a loaded question because PC Gamers think that is the only way to game! Give me a console give me a PC it doesn’t matter! But I am a fan of consolei have a PS4 waiting on the 5…
  
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- @salvaje
  /image straddle the fence
  
  medz said Thu, Aug 27th 2020 at 1:23pm ET
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moonhat said Thu, Aug 27th 2020 at 1:06pm ET:

/giphy you a real cowboy?

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ACraigL said Thu, Aug 27th 2020 at 6:29pm ET:

Who is your favorite mehtizen and why is it me?

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chienfou said Fri, Aug 28th 2020 at 12:47am ET:

Did you get to select your own background image for this topic?

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- @chienfou Nope It was a gem all on its own!
  
  salvaje said Fri, Sep 25th 2020 at 4:01pm ET
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Smitty2525 said Fri, Aug 28th 2020 at 1:42am ET:

Keep faking it everyone there is obviously oblivious.

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- @cranky1950 You’re cranky.
  
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CaptAmehrican said Fri, Aug 28th 2020 at 12:06pm ET:

Sailboat or powerboat?

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- @CaptAmehrican I Just want to go Fast!
  
  salvaje said Fri, Sep 25th 2020 at 4:16pm ET
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chienfou said Fri, Aug 28th 2020 at 10:12pm ET:

I don’t know how this happen… But I work here!

Pretty sure an application was involved somewhere along the way.

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- @chienfou ummmmmmmmmm We will go with
  
  salvaje said Fri, Sep 25th 2020 at 4:07pm ET
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CaptAmehrican said Sat, Aug 29th 2020 at 1:26am ET:

Favorite song?

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- @CaptAmehrican Cigarettes and Coffee by Otis Redding
  
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